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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 18, 2012 23:22:03 GMT -5
Now THIS is pro wrestling.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Dec 18, 2012 23:23:00 GMT -5
. Del Rio threw the bear at Cena. ....wut.
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Post by khali on Dec 18, 2012 23:23:26 GMT -5
Now Cena rolled a bowling bowl down the ramp into Del Rio's nuts twice, and got a fire extinguisher.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Dec 18, 2012 23:24:22 GMT -5
Is the PG-friendly version of newLEGACYinc booking Raw?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2012 23:24:27 GMT -5
He threw Brodus at Cena? ;D
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 18, 2012 23:24:49 GMT -5
Can someone find Hornswoggle in one of the presents and beat him up? Because that would totally make this Raw the best ever.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Dec 18, 2012 23:24:59 GMT -5
Now Cena rolled a bowling bowl down the ramp into Del Rio's nuts twice, and got a fire extinguisher. Where the hell did he get a bowling ball? Must be inter-dimensional.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2012 23:25:38 GMT -5
Oh and please, if any pics of Tensai or Brodus in a Santa Hat surface, let me know!!!
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 18, 2012 23:25:55 GMT -5
Is the PG-friendly version of newLEGACYinc booking Raw? If they actually find a way to glitch through the barrier in a real match, 11/10.
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Post by andrew8798 on Dec 18, 2012 23:26:56 GMT -5
Santa to do a run in
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2012 23:30:25 GMT -5
The guest host for Raw was Santa Claus, who was giving out gifts. Alberto Del Rio drove out and ran over Santa. An ambulance showed up to help Santa. Alberto was upset and there were chants of "You Killed Santa." Santa was strapped to a gurney and was stretchered out. Kevin felt it was too close to the Jerry Lawler heart attack. Santa gave the thumbs up as he was being wheeled out.. Santa got run over by Del Rio driving to the ring on Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ricardo, it's DESTINY THIS WILL NOT GET NO SOLD
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Post by khali on Dec 18, 2012 23:30:50 GMT -5
Santa did a run in, hit Ricardo with the bag and did the socko claw on Del Rio leading to the Cena win.
This match was hilarious, actually.
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Post by Krazee on Dec 18, 2012 23:32:02 GMT -5
these fans are sitting through 5 hours of WWE programing, bless them
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 18, 2012 23:32:06 GMT -5
By God, it's the best Del Rio match ever.
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Post by andrew8798 on Dec 18, 2012 23:32:43 GMT -5
9. John Cena defeated Alberto Del Rio (w/Ricardo Rodriguez) in a Miracle on 34th Street Fight in 12:30. There were wreaths, Christmas trees, and presents around the ring. It was like WCW Uncensored. Del Rio grabbed a mic and said what happened to Santa was an accident and he wasn't trying to hurt him. Cena unwrapped a present at ringside and found a chair, which he struck Del Rio with.
Ricardo slid a present to Del Rio, but he unwrapped it and found a pie. He tried to use it, but Cena ducked. They fought up the ramp and Cena unwrapped a monitor, which he struck Del Rio with. Del Rio opened another gift and found a teddy bear. Vince McMahon had to be cracking up somewhere. Cena hit Ricardo with a wreath and a box.
Cena struck Del Rio with a tree. He unwrapped a bowling ball and rolled it into Del Rio's yam bag. He screwed up his first bowl, so he did a retake. Cena opened another gift and found a fire extinguisher, which he sprayed at Del Rio. Santa (Mick Foley) came out and hit Ricardo with a sack of toys. Cena hit the Attitude Adjustment on Del Rio and got the win.
Santa gave Del Rio and Ricardo gifts despite what happened to him. Cena said it's a Christmas miracle and it's about forgiveness. Cena thanked the fans and the crew. He and Foley wished everyone a Merry Christmas. They handed out gifts to fans to close out the show. Good night from Pittsburgh.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 18, 2012 23:32:50 GMT -5
these fans are sitting through 5 hours of WWE programing, bless them Was there any SMS, Main Event, or Superstars tapings? If so, that's even longer.
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Post by Hellina Cell on Dec 18, 2012 23:32:56 GMT -5
This sounds like a must see show.
The lot of gifs of crying kids to come is gonna be epic too ;D.
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Post by andrew8798 on Dec 18, 2012 23:34:12 GMT -5
these fans are sitting through 5 hours of WWE programing, bless them Was there any SMS, Main Event, or Superstars tapings? If so, that's even longer. None
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Post by Rican on Dec 18, 2012 23:34:26 GMT -5
I hope the announcers sell Del Rio throwing a bear at Cena like he just got hit with a devastating chair shot.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 18, 2012 23:34:58 GMT -5
Cena couldn't even bowl a strike. He had to settle for the 6 and 10 spare.
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