Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 23, 2012 17:12:59 GMT -5
*FAN at north pole.* Oh no guys. They have kidnapped Santa, and it's up to us to save him. *spoken in very wooden acting.*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2012 17:20:50 GMT -5
The trailer.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 23, 2012 17:44:39 GMT -5
"...and Brad Garrett as The Sam."
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Dec 23, 2012 17:47:00 GMT -5
*FAN at north pole.* Oh no guys. They have kidnapped Santa, and it's up to us to save him. *spoken in very wooden acting.* But Christmas is tomorrow! How are we going to save him in time?!
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 23, 2012 17:50:22 GMT -5
*FAN at north pole.* Oh no guys. They have kidnapped Santa, and it's up to us to save him. *spoken in very wooden acting.* But Christmas is tomorrow! How are we going to save him in time?! I have a plan. *waits for cue card guy to put up next card.*
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Dec 23, 2012 17:57:13 GMT -5
But Christmas is tomorrow! How are we going to save him in time?! I have a plan. *waits for cue card guy to put up next card.* ZOMBIE CLAUS!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 23, 2012 18:05:23 GMT -5
I have a plan. *waits for cue card guy to put up next card.* ZOMBIE CLAUS! *Stunners Zombie Claus* Now, Let's go get the real Santa back! TO THE FANNIE MOBILE! *spinning picture of our faces, Batman style.*
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 23, 2012 18:06:59 GMT -5
You won't use that on us. You don't have the jingle bells.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 23, 2012 18:16:05 GMT -5
*The Sam and a muttley like character, but not muttley due to legal reasons, are watching over the gang from a bush* The Sam - heh heh heh, those FANnies will never find Santa, so long as we don't use needless exposition. Not Muttley - Weedless Wexpostion? The Sam - You know, like if I said Santa is in the mine shaft, and someone from the gang overheard our evil plan. That kind of thing. Not Muttley - Oh... The Sam - ....just do the laugh Welker. Not Muttley - f*** you Garrett.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 23, 2012 18:20:33 GMT -5
*Stunners Zombie Claus* Now, Let's go get the real Santa back! TO THE FANNIE MOBILE! *spinning picture of our faces, Batman style.* *FannieMobile refuses to start* Dammit! If only we had some transportation... *looks around, spots reindeer grazing, a large sleigh is nearby* Hmm... {Spoiler} *starts hitchhiking*
HEY! WE HAVE TO RESCUE SANTA! LITTLE HELP HERE? Guys, put the guns away, they're scaring the drivers.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 23, 2012 19:08:15 GMT -5
Now that Santa has mysteriously been kidnapped, I will now be filling in for him. *puts on Santa suit* Okay, now let's go to the mall and pick up chicks. *at the local mall* BANJO: Hey baby, why don't you sit on Banjo Claus' lap and tell me what you want. I'll have to check my magic sack to see I have what you're looking for. ELF: Dammit, you said you weren't going to say those things anymore! BANJO: I meant I wouldn't say those things if she was under 18. ELF: We should leave. Where's Prancer to take us back to the North Pole? BANJO: I gave him a bucket of beer, he's pretty messed up now. He peed in the mall fountain and threw up under the big Christmas tree, now he's passed out on a pile of sweaters at Old Navy.\ ELF: Son of a F...
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Dec 23, 2012 19:24:35 GMT -5
We need a true replacement Santa... and I know just the person! X-Mas is saved! *random presents start exploding*
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 23, 2012 19:27:11 GMT -5
f*** Santa. What's he ever done for me?!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 23, 2012 20:00:59 GMT -5
*Stunners Zombie Claus* Now, Let's go get the real Santa back! TO THE FANNIE MOBILE! *spinning picture of our faces, Batman style.* *FannieMobile refuses to start* Dammit! If only we had some transportation... *looks around, spots reindeer grazing, a large sleigh is nearby* Hmm... {Spoiler} *starts hitchhiking*
HEY! WE HAVE TO RESCUE SANTA! LITTLE HELP HERE? Guys, put the guns away, they're scaring the drivers. I have an idea! How about we use the guns to take a car!
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 23, 2012 21:08:27 GMT -5
*All of FAN are gathered around at north pole after Santa is rescued.* Me: "Before we go, we would like to give you this parting gift Saint Nick." *hands a champion belt.* Santa: "Oh Thank you. Ho ho ho." Mrs. Claus: "Now, boys. Let's hope he won't spend more time challenging people to matches than making presents. " *everybody has hearty and forced laugh. Freeze frame.*
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 23, 2012 21:28:33 GMT -5
Is it still considered "FAN saves Christmas" if someone within FAN kidnaps Santa? Just asking, for a ..friend... >_> <_< {Spoiler}HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 23, 2012 21:45:35 GMT -5
*All of FAN are gathered around at north pole after Santa is rescued.* Me: "Before we go, we would like to give you this parting gift Saint Nick." *hands a champion belt.* Santa: "Oh Thank you. Ho ho ho." Mrs. Claus: "Now, boys. Let's hope he won't spend more time challenging people to matches than making presents. " *everybody has hearty and forced laugh. Freeze frame.* *fade into a shot of Banjo in jail wearing a dirty Santa costume* BANJO: Well, this won't be the first time I've spent a major holiday in jail. It's just like that Arbor Day I got drunk, went to the park, and did those questionable deeds with a tree. *big biker guy walks up to Banjo* BIKER: Hey Santa, remember that time I asked for a Teddy Ruxpin for Christmas? BANJO: No. BIKER: Well, I never got it! So f*** you, ya fat bastard! I'm gonna kick your ass!!! *Biker grabs Banjo and starts punching him as credits roll and song is played*
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 23, 2012 21:49:49 GMT -5
Is it still considered "FAN saves Christmas" if someone within FAN kidnaps Santa? Just asking, for a ..friend... >_> <_< {Spoiler}HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! YAMI REDGRAVE!! I know it was you that kidnapped Santa!! Just so you could try to ruin Christmas!! Well, now I shall stop you!! By challenging you to a children's card game!!
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Dec 23, 2012 21:53:04 GMT -5
Is it still considered "FAN saves Christmas" if someone within FAN kidnaps Santa? Just asking, for a ..friend... >_> <_< {Spoiler}HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! YAMI REDGRAVE!! I know it was you that kidnapped Santa!! Just so you could try to ruin Christmas!! Well, now I shall stop you!! By challenging you to a children's card game!! Oh snap. As a fellow psychopath... and secret lover... I stand by you in this battle of a children's card game! *pulls out stack of Digimon cards*
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 23, 2012 21:55:50 GMT -5
I'm on it!
*pulls out Compass*
Umm, which direction is the North Pole?
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