What if your dreams is the actual reality

[Deleted]

...and you being awake is actually one giant dream? How awesome or horrifying would your awesome reality be? I'm tired so I'm going to end up in my actual reality soon it seems

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

If the life I think I'm living now is what I dream about, then I'm scared to find out just how uneventful my actual life must be.

[Malcolm]

Then my reality must be pretty messed up in so many ways...

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

So in real life I'm babysitting Abe Vigoda while he verbally abuses me? No thanks.

[woowoowoox]

My dreams are terribly boring then.

[BigBadZ]

If my dreams spend so much time at FAN, Zod only knows how much real time I spend here. Of course I might have STDs if my dreams are reality

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

Wouldn't that mean there's multiple Citizen Snips' all having the same dream of "real" me? My dream reality is rarely the same

[Deleted]

So in reality I'm having all sorts of cool adventures and a lot of sex, while in my dreams I waste tons of time online? I guess that would be okay.

[Nerdkiller the threadkiller]

Then fanfiction inspirations will be a horrifying sight to behold.

[Rumble McSkirmish]

Then my life would be more boring then it is now as I mostly seem to dream about being at work or school.

[Eunös ✈]

So I do own a Purple Lotus Esprit afterall

["I'm Batman..."]

This is a pretty shitty dream.

[Deleted]

Then my dreams actually make perfect sense, while real life is wacky batsh*t nuts.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Does this mean. What we where "dreaming" at night was really your reality. Yeah think about that one.

[Dr. T is an alien]

So waking up is actually falling asleep. Next time I go to bed in this "dream" I need to go to the doctor and get checked out. Every time I am about to get laid I fall asleep and dream I am laying in bed next to my dream world wife. It is really a problem!

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Then real life would be mostly f***ing, getting into fights with ninjas etc and taking part in drag races, and my dreams would be attending college and learning Law.

[Cela]

Awake was cancelled... let it go.

[ERON]

If that means I'm really a secret agent with a hot redhead sidekick who once rescued Trent Reznor from terrorists at an airport armed with nothing but a dart gun, then wake me up any time.

Of course, that also means no one can ever leave their home after dark because of all the werewolves running around, but you have to take the good with the bad.

[Deleted]

So Blade Braxton is my nursing home's singing maintenance guy and the Rock 'N' Roll Express beat me up outside of Walmart. Sweet.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Which means I'm actually in my D&D campaign.

As a giant sorceress.

Okay then.