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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2012 1:30:12 GMT -5
He's money, he's always been money, and he'll always be money!
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Dec 29, 2012 1:54:46 GMT -5
As long as he doesn't get ELEVATED LIVER ENZYMES again he should be good for awhile.
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Post by Sparvid on Dec 29, 2012 1:56:54 GMT -5
Taker vs Khali, Wrestlemania 29. Buried alive match. Khali can't fit in coffin, gets dragged off stage by an elephant with a small U haul attached to it instead. Taker teams up with Big Show, who brings out the Big Coffin.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Dec 29, 2012 3:09:50 GMT -5
Khalil's new entrance music will be Pink Floyd's "Money" with him doing guest lyrics.
"Money! It's a gas."
"KHAGLBRGHKLAGRGGHKHGGHH!!!!!!"
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Post by CourtesyFlush on Dec 29, 2012 3:36:34 GMT -5
Taker teams up with Big Show, who brings out the Big Coffin. Okay, now we're gettin somewhere. At Khali's funeral, the Big Show, Taker and Kane will sit in Big Chairs while Paul Bearer gives the eulogy. If u guys r big on continuity, then Paul Bearer will be frozen in some carbonite Han Solo crap while delivering the eulogy cuz Kane locked him up in the freezer last we saw him. "spoiler" Edge comes in as a face and knocks Paul Bearer over and laughs.
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Post by 543Y2J on Dec 29, 2012 6:28:16 GMT -5
MILLIONS OF RUPEE! MILLIONS OF RUPEE! MILLIONS OF RUPEE! MILLIONS OF RUPEE! *dances*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2012 6:50:18 GMT -5
I now have the visual image of The Great Khali becoming one of the Dragon's in Dragon's Den, with WWE Superstars coming up to his playboy mansion asking for money for ideas to win matches:
Del Rio: 'You see Khali, its a machine that shoots teddy bears at 42mph with a range of 500 metres, and it also has a sliding draw on the side for me to put my car keys in.'
Khali: 'BLARGH!'
Del Rio: 'Glad you asked Khali, you see if I can hit Cena with enough teddy bears he'll eventually be unable to resist their charm, and when his back is turned I'll hit him with a 50ft wide teddy bear that'll knock him out cold.'
Khali: 'HAPNBOALRBFBLARGIT'
Voice-over: 'It seems the bold Mexican-aristocrat may have bitten off more than he can chew. Khali has offered the $75,000 that Del Rio wants to make the machine, but in return Khali will own 40% of the business. Will Del Rio accept the offer, or will he have to turn up his aggressiveness and re-negotiate the deal?'
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 29, 2012 7:40:54 GMT -5
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Post by Starshine on Dec 29, 2012 7:50:04 GMT -5
I saw a thread on here titled CM Punk is money right now. God I hope so cuz the entire F'n product revolves around him. This may be a bit of a stretch. Can Khali stretch without falling down? I DON'T KNOW!!! Khali's dancing has reached main event levels. His promos r on point. His knife hand chop looks almost decent from certain camera angles. I think his new gimmick is dumb overseas guy who doesn't know he's dumb. Taker vs Khali, Wrestlemania 29. Buried alive match. Khali can't fit in coffin, gets dragged off stage by an elephant with a small U haul attached to it instead. Yes, but only if before he's dragged off Kane comes out with a trash can and business suit. He'll strip Khali of his wrestling pants (he'll be wearing underwear underneath of course so to protect his privacy) and puts the suit on him. Then he'll put the wrestling pants in the trash can and burn them. It will symbolise Khali's transition from kind of wrestling to not wrestling.
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Post by PTBartman on Dec 29, 2012 11:29:11 GMT -5
Hello Loonybin? Are the guys with the butterfly nets busy?
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Post by klapaucius on Dec 29, 2012 14:35:56 GMT -5
WE WANT KHA-LI *clap clap clapclapclap*
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Post by zeez on Dec 29, 2012 14:42:34 GMT -5
Taker teams up with Big Show, who brings out the Big Coffin. Okay, now we're gettin somewhere. At Khali's funeral, the Big Show, Taker and Kane will sit in Big Chairs while Paul Bearer gives the eulogy. If u guys r big on continuity, then Paul Bearer will be frozen in some carbonite Han Solo crap while delivering the eulogy cuz Kane locked him up in the freezer last we saw him. "spoiler" Edge comes in as a face and knocks Paul Bearer over and laughs. Maybe then have the ghost of the Big Bossman show up and try to steal the coffin but it's so big that it rips the rear bumper off Bossman's car.
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Dec 29, 2012 14:48:26 GMT -5
When Khali sings, he sounds like one of those dogs that can "talk".
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Post by FinalGwen on Dec 29, 2012 15:09:07 GMT -5
They should just got full on Young Frankenstein with it.
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Post by CourtesyFlush on Dec 29, 2012 22:02:13 GMT -5
Lotsa great ideas on here. Ur creative juices r flowin at an obscene level. Who knew Khali was so popular. We should all tweet him n thank him for the memories.
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Post by trollrogue on Dec 30, 2012 12:30:30 GMT -5
Khali doesn't care if it's A.J. or one of her beautiful honey baby friends, Daddy! It's Merry Christmas time, and he is about to miss you!
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Post by r. on Dec 30, 2012 13:22:03 GMT -5
"I do say, GARBALAHARAGSGARSGDGSDGD ARRRRGGH!!!" *tosses rupees into air and laughs*
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Post by r. on Dec 30, 2012 13:31:22 GMT -5
Self bump because I added a tophat.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 30, 2012 14:45:49 GMT -5
He should come out to this, but changed to "Punjab Money"
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