Kane and Big Show are The Local Men. The Local Men are Kane and Big Show. No one else can join, no one else was a Local Man in some other era. As long as it's kept to those two, it's most absolutely beautiful idea ever.
Saw Torture sounds like something that was either conceived off because all the other torturing devices were broken or in use or someone was lazy that day.
Like the executioner's all "MWWWAAAAAHHHAAAA, you foul wretch who tried to assassinate the king, come with me to the Coffin Torture, where you'll be put into a metal cage shaped like a body, much too small for a comfortable fit, where you'll be pecked at by birds until you shuffle off this mortal coil!"
and "Come here my dear! You foul strumpet, for being the Devil's concubine and whispering your arcane blasphemies, you'll find your punishment meted out by the Breast Ripper! Claws placed red hot on breasts (three by my reckoning) will rip and shred them, a fitting end for a witch such as you!"
but then it's like, "OHHH HOOO!! Hunting in the King's Forest again, eh Parson! Well for your indiscretion, you'll suffer the ultimate indignity as (looks around, sees the other devices being used) as... well the Breaking Wheel will, much like the great Wheel of Fortune, turn and turn and crush you to a fine past..., wait, there's someone on it now. Well, then, the Headcrusher will be a fine substitute, compressing your head, breaking your teeth, squeezing your eyes out of their socket, a fitting reward for someone so blind as to.... wait, that's down?!? What do you mean, it doesn't crush so much as clamps down ever since we Headcrushed the dwarf?..... fine, well, release the Birds then, yes, the Birds... what, out of birds?
Fine, just hanging him up by his feet and run a saw down him, I don't know. We have a saw, right? Good, well splendid. Off you go."
Last Edit: Dec 31, 2012 2:58:43 GMT -5 by PJ Tyger
What the hammer? what the chain, In what furnace was thy brain? RIP Dinobot RIP Deadpool RIP Doc Sivana RIP The Line RIP Jagilki
"The Spanish boot was an iron casing for the leg and foot. Wood or iron wedges were hammered in between the casing and the victim's flesh. A similar device, commonly referred to as a shin crusher, squeezed the calf between two curved iron plates, studded with spikes, teeth, and knobs, to fracture the tibia and fibula."