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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 21:42:03 GMT -5
It's pretty impressive isn't it? 3-4 years with no injuries, despite taking the wildest bumps in WWE on a routine basis. Is this guy just walking around in constant pain? Does he have some kind of secret regenerative powers that no one knows about? Did he simply say his prayers and take his vitamins as a youngster?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 1, 2013 21:42:46 GMT -5
Probably gonna be a Christian situation where it all starts catching up to him near the end of his career.
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Post by kerda on Jan 1, 2013 21:59:17 GMT -5
Guys in general last longer than they did a decade ago. Hell, think of the endless beating Cena takes for as long as he's been around and how little time he takes off in relation.
Same goes for Punk (even though he's out at the moment). I think the "trick" is 1) not being steroid/HGH horses, which leads to 2) reasonable, healthy physiques that their bodies can actually support, which lessens/kills the need for 3) constant pain pill abuse, leading to inevitable, crippling addiction.
It's amazing how many fewer inexplicable muscle tears from pedestrian actions occur when guys aren't gassed up.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 1, 2013 22:04:16 GMT -5
He's made of rubber.
Someone post that gif where Truth strikes him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 22:07:57 GMT -5
Guys in general last longer than they did a decade ago. Hell, think of the endless beating Cena takes for as long as he's been around and how little time he takes off in relation. Same goes for Punk (even though he's out at the moment). I think the "trick" is 1) not being steroid/HGH horses, which leads to 2) reasonable, healthy physiques that their bodies can actually support, which lessens/kills the need for 3) constant pain pill abuse, leading to inevitable, crippling addiction. It's amazing how many fewer inexplicable muscle tears from pedestrian actions occur when guys aren't gassed up. Ziggler dropped a good amount of weight sometime in 2011 and I think it's served him really well, despite WWE's usual "bigger = better" policy.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 1, 2013 22:50:58 GMT -5
He's made of rubber. Someone post that gif where Truth strikes him. Dammit, I was gonna say the exact same thing.
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Post by PTBartman on Jan 2, 2013 8:46:14 GMT -5
I have a couple theories, one is that he 's Gumby's bastard love child (feel free to photoshop that) The other is that his hair gel is actually an alien compound that creates a forcefield that absorbs 75% of all "damage points"
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Post by Chip on Jan 2, 2013 9:08:19 GMT -5
I watched an interview where he mentioned that bump onto the ramp after Brodus' headbutt messed up the bottom of his back a fair bit and that it still hurt at the time of the interview. He probably hurts a lot more then he lets on.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 2, 2013 9:55:12 GMT -5
Guys in general last longer than they did a decade ago. Hell, think of the endless beating Cena takes for as long as he's been around and how little time he takes off in relation. Same goes for Punk (even though he's out at the moment). I think the "trick" is 1) not being steroid/HGH horses, which leads to 2) reasonable, healthy physiques that their bodies can actually support, which lessens/kills the need for 3) constant pain pill abuse, leading to inevitable, crippling addiction. It's amazing how many fewer inexplicable muscle tears from pedestrian actions occur when guys aren't gassed up. This. Same reason a whole lot of indie guys can go nuts and aren't retiring after five or ten years. When your natural body takes damage, you can recover much faster than if you're dependent on pain killers or steroids before an injury even takes place.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 2, 2013 10:00:05 GMT -5
Wasn't he injected with Godzilla DNA back in the early 90's?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 10:04:34 GMT -5
I watched an interview where he mentioned that bump onto the ramp after Brodus' headbutt messed up the bottom of his back a fair bit and that it still hurt at the time of the interview. He probably hurts a lot more then he lets on. Probably one of the dumbest bumps I've seen in recent wrestling history. What was the point of messing up Ziggler's back for a spot nobody will remember? It reminds me of December 2 Dismember when Dreamer took a Khali Bomb on the stage. Bless Tommy for trying, but he must've known that nobody would remember it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 10:08:19 GMT -5
He's going to be like Michelle McCool or John Morrison. He's going to stay healthy for the duration of his tenure and suddenly be forced to leave the company once his mounting nerve injuries catch up to him. Those are the really nasty ones that don't make themselves apparent until a long while.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 2, 2013 10:14:44 GMT -5
Cheerleading practice has hardened his body up.
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Jan 2, 2013 10:16:21 GMT -5
Maybe it's the insane amount of sex he has on a regular basis and with an incredible variety of women. Gives him powers of rejuvenation.
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Post by Snaptastic on Jan 2, 2013 10:19:10 GMT -5
Guys in general last longer than they did a decade ago. Hell, think of the endless beating Cena takes for as long as he's been around and how little time he takes off in relation. Same goes for Punk (even though he's out at the moment). I think the "trick" is 1) not being steroid/HGH horses, which leads to 2) reasonable, healthy physiques that their bodies can actually support, which lessens/kills the need for 3) constant pain pill abuse, leading to inevitable, crippling addiction. It's amazing how many fewer inexplicable muscle tears from pedestrian actions occur when guys aren't gassed up. Ziggler dropped a good amount of weight sometime in 2011 and I think it's served him really well, despite WWE's usual "bigger = better" policy. That policy is non-existent.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 10:34:17 GMT -5
Ziggler dropped a good amount of weight sometime in 2011 and I think it's served him really well, despite WWE's usual "bigger = better" policy. That policy is non-existent.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 11:39:40 GMT -5
That policy is non-existent. Eh not all of us watch japanese wrestling like you smarks. I have no idea who those 2 flip flop indy guys you posted even are
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 13:34:38 GMT -5
Ever since I heard about him and Amy Schumer (yes, yet another reference to that on the forums), I get the impression his inevitable injury will occur in the bedroom and not in a wrestling ring...
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 2, 2013 13:43:53 GMT -5
He's made of rubber. Someone post that gif where Truth strikes him. Never mind, someone actually re-posted it in pics/gifs thread.
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Post by revolver86 on Jan 2, 2013 13:59:19 GMT -5
He's made of rubber. Someone post that gif where Truth strikes him. Never mind, someone actually re-posted it in pics/gifs thread. Thanks for inspiring me to make a thread I've been dying to make for some time. Totally stealing this .GIF to start.
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