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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 2, 2013 16:00:34 GMT -5
Women love to eat ass.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 2, 2013 19:54:33 GMT -5
Japanese lesbians/bisexuals need to learn how to kiss. Drooling and tongue flicking outside the mouth doesn't cut it.
Anyone can be any ethnicity and 26 year old women can be 18 or 39 year old women can be MILFs.
Eva Angelina rules the universe.
James Deen is a horrible friend because he'll end up doing your mom and sisters.
There's no such thing as too much plastic surgery to star in porn.
Jesse Jane never learned to ride a horse... or maybe she's just showing all of us how it's done.
Every fictional character ever has had nasty crazy sex with every other fictional character in their universe.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 2, 2013 20:46:47 GMT -5
All transgendered girls love the monikers of "shemale" and "tranny" and label themselves as such with pride. They also reaaallllly like sticking things up their butts. I very much hope these things don't ruin me for the off chance that I ever do meet a transgendered girl.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Jan 2, 2013 21:07:03 GMT -5
If you have a friend who's mother is hot that you've known forever, she'll comment on "How much you've grown over the years" and tell you she wants to see just how much. Just make sure it's at a time when you're on holiday from school.
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Post by Danimal on Jan 2, 2013 21:25:31 GMT -5
Real boobs are in the minority.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jan 2, 2013 22:58:14 GMT -5
When in doubt, whip it out. Ah yes, my life motto. In unrelated news I am banned for life from Olive Garden.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 2, 2013 23:01:46 GMT -5
When in doubt, whip it out. Ah yes, my life motto. In unrelated news I am banned for life from Olive Garden. That'll teach you for offering your own freshly buttered breadstick.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 2, 2013 23:11:40 GMT -5
Ah yes, my life motto. In unrelated news I am banned for life from Olive Garden. That'll teach you for offering your own freshly buttered breadstick. I heard Justin Credible used to do that to the customers.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jan 2, 2013 23:13:45 GMT -5
That'll teach you for offering your own freshly buttered breadstick. I heard Justin Credible used to do that to the customers. I taught him everything he knows. My ring name was Justin Cyder back then.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 2, 2013 23:20:20 GMT -5
"It" apparently makes a wonderful face-wash with moisturizer. ...actually, I believe they did a scientific study where they discovered that "it" really is a good moisturizer because of the proteins in "it" or something along those lines.
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