Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 9, 2013 12:03:12 GMT -5
Did you hear that guys?! SHE MADE A WIENER JOKE AND THEN CENA SAID WIENER A BUNCH! Then HE made a wiener joke too! Then he threatened them with more poop and talked about people rubbing off on other people! ISN'T CENA GREAT?!
But seriously, that f***ing segment. Dolph tried his damnedest to actually be effective on the mic and Cena just keep screaming about dicks and poop. Then Big E. Lashley* duhminated the microphone and it was thankfully over.
At least we got a fairly good TV match out of it.
*I actually kinda like Big E., he just sounds like a more masculine Lashley.
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The Doctor
Dennis Stamp
New teeth. That's weird.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 9, 2013 14:10:29 GMT -5
"HOT DOG! We have a Weiner!"
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 9, 2013 14:13:22 GMT -5
"HOT DOG! We have a Weiner!" Don't praise the machine
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 9, 2013 14:13:56 GMT -5
Cena was able to to transition a wiener joke into a Mexican wave. I love wrestling.
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Jan 9, 2013 14:15:14 GMT -5
I didn't see it but she's just as bad for making the joke first, it's all her fault really. Don't give Cena an opening on stuff like this!
Put the mic down love and go back to looking at the ceiling.. crazy!
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Post by CM Parish on Jan 9, 2013 14:27:51 GMT -5
It made me laugh how Cena is the one to pull someone up on making penis jokes.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jan 9, 2013 14:28:39 GMT -5
Raw was Cena at his worst. I really don't like it when he comes out and does his little recaps of the past few weeks as if he's the narrator of the show or something. Then his attempts at doing something that's so unfunny it becomes funny or whatever the weiner jokes were about. THEN in the match he kicks out of every finisher Dolph has, (even kicks out of Big E's finisher!) and beats him with an AA instantly. Way to overcome those odds John. Way to go.
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Post by sunnytaker on Jan 9, 2013 14:31:29 GMT -5
i kinda laughed at the beginning about how he was all talking up the Rock's return acting all excited about it. you know the guy he hated at this time last year because he walked away from the business that he HAD to beat and didn;t. but hey he's fighting CM punk now after being gone for about 8 months- rah rah rocky!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 9, 2013 15:13:54 GMT -5
It made me laugh how Cena is the one to pull someone up on making penis jokes. Well he did point out that he likes making penis jokes or something to that effect like immediatly afterwards
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 9, 2013 17:13:24 GMT -5
i kinda laughed at the beginning about how he was all talking up the Rock's return acting all excited about it. you know the guy he hated at this time last year because he walked away from the business that he HAD to beat and didn;t. but hey he's fighting CM punk now after being gone for about 8 months- rah rah rocky! Yeah, that threw me for a loop too. Guy dumped on everything you love and beat you at Mania - after you said the RAW before that you needed that win more than anything in your life. But yeah, hype the Rock. Cause f*** continuity.
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Rave
El Dandy
Perpetually Bored
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Post by Rave on Jan 9, 2013 17:26:23 GMT -5
They go to great lengths to show just how much of a great person Cena is with all the Make-A-Wish stuff and such, then they completely undermine it by making him look like the most unlikeable person ever with stuff like that incredibly cringe-worthy promo. He seriously needs to grow up and get out of the 6th grade already.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Jan 9, 2013 17:43:22 GMT -5
Cena's pretty overqualified if you think about it:
PhD in Thuganomics
PhD in Simpleton Humour
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 9, 2013 17:44:34 GMT -5
Raw was Cena at his worst. I really don't like it when he comes out and does his little recaps of the past few weeks as if he's the narrator of the show or something. Then his attempts at doing something that's so unfunny it becomes funny or whatever the weiner jokes were about. THEN in the match he kicks out of every finisher Dolph has, (even kicks out of Big E's finisher!) and beats him with an AA instantly. Way to overcome those odds John. Way to go. Right now I think Cena as Narrator is a good use for him. If done right, it's a good way for him to stay in the spotlight while not eating the show. That's how he needs to be booked. i kinda laughed at the beginning about how he was all talking up the Rock's return acting all excited about it. you know the guy he hated at this time last year because he walked away from the business that he HAD to beat and didn;t. but hey he's fighting CM punk now after being gone for about 8 months- rah rah rocky! Yeah, that threw me for a loop too. Guy dumped on everything you love and beat you at Mania - after you said the RAW before that you needed that win more than anything in your life. But yeah, hype the Rock. Cause f*** continuity. Because Cena's supposed to be the ultimate good guy. He accepts when he loses and doesn't make excuses. It would be out of character for him to bash the Rock over a loss that happened eight months ago.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 9, 2013 17:52:33 GMT -5
If it was TV-14, the word would had been "Dick". It also has to be the first time people did the Wave for a wiener.
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jan 9, 2013 18:03:55 GMT -5
You know what guys mostly use their WEINERS to do?!
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 9, 2013 19:50:32 GMT -5
It made me laugh how Cena is the one to pull someone up on making penis jokes. PULL!
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Post by celticjobber on Jan 9, 2013 19:54:14 GMT -5
One of my friends said "well atleast he was edgy and un-PG with the weiner jokes". My reaction was the complete opposite. Who over the age of 5 actually calls it a weiner?
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Jan 9, 2013 19:56:01 GMT -5
Wiener is probably my favorite word.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 9, 2013 21:24:53 GMT -5
Wiener is probably my favorite word. When spoken by grown adults, butthole is the funniest word in the English language.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 9, 2013 21:29:04 GMT -5
Wiener is probably my favorite word. When spoken by grown adults, butthole is the funniest word in the English language. He he...butthole.
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