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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 0:39:51 GMT -5
Oh, Miss Cherry Berry, what put you in such a sour mood? ... Sour mood...*giggles* Wow, did you think of that one all by yourself? I am sorry, I just like to make these related puns from time to time *looks down*
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 13, 2013 0:40:08 GMT -5
*breaks out of statue prison* I just would love to totally announce that I, Discord the spirit of chaos, would like to publicly announce my redemption and that I am totally no longer evil. *makes table and pitcher appear* If anyone would like to treat themselves to my favorite drink, the Chocolate Milk of Glass, feel free! I trust that you will do a good job of keeping this place well-guarded. I also hope that I could have your forgiveness, and maybe some residual affection over that whole little... incident? Hm? Two embodiments of evil have been reduced to this? Ugh, what boring universe have I been sent to? Well, I still have my chaotic powers, so I can put you in a statue for a couple thousands years and maybe you'll be less pessimistic about why I am in this position now. .... But only with your consent as I really don't want to go back to being a centerpiece of Canterlot Gardens.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 0:40:59 GMT -5
I heard your name is Discord? Would you still be interested in some lemons?
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jan 13, 2013 0:41:55 GMT -5
Well, I still have my chaotic powers, so I can put you in a statue for a couple thousands years and maybe you'll be less pessimistic about why I am in this position now. .... But only with your consent as I really don't want to go back to being a centerpiece of Canterlot Gardens. Always wondered about that..... I remember seeing you in the gardens of Canterlot when I managed to go to the gala. Why were you "Singing"?
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Post by LastCall on Jan 13, 2013 0:42:41 GMT -5
Two embodiments of evil have been reduced to this? Ugh, what boring universe have I been sent to? Well, I still have my chaotic powers, so I can put you in a statue for a couple thousands years and maybe you'll be less pessimistic about why I am in this position now. .... But only with your consent as I really don't want to go back to being a centerpiece of Canterlot Gardens. Ha! So that means you've conformed to their standards. You're no longer the master of chaos that you used to be.
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Post by GreyScaleLJH on Jan 13, 2013 0:42:42 GMT -5
Regardless, I will be watching....until Cadence needs me. *paces back and forth, looking rather mighty*
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 13, 2013 0:43:11 GMT -5
I heard your name is Discord? Would you still be interested in some lemons? Why yes I would be, as it would go great in my S'Mores recipe that I mentioned earlier. *makes a two bit piece appear* (I hope they don't realize that this is technically counterfeiting, but I don't have any real money after being stuck in a statue and all.) *whistle*
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Post by LastCall on Jan 13, 2013 0:43:26 GMT -5
Wow, did you think of that one all by yourself? I am sorry, I just like to make these related puns from time to time *looks down* Sure, come find me when you actually think of something funny.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 0:43:30 GMT -5
Would you like a glass of lemonade, Mr. Armor?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 0:47:00 GMT -5
I heard your name is Discord? Would you still be interested in some lemons? Why yes I would be, as it would go great in my S'Mores recipe that I mentioned earlier. *makes a two bit piece appear* (I hope they don't realize that this is technically counterfeiting, but I don't have any real money after being stuck in a statue and all.) *whistle* Ahem. Can I speak with you privately? I believe we may have some things to discuss about our redemptions and how we can properly prove ourselves to everypony.
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Post by GreyScaleLJH on Jan 13, 2013 0:48:50 GMT -5
Would you like a glass of lemonade, Mr. Armor? I certainly would, Ms. Lemon Hearts! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 0:49:32 GMT -5
*hands over lemonades to Discord* There you go!
Why are you so mean, Ms. Cherry Berry? I thought only Miss Sparkler is so mean.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jan 13, 2013 0:49:36 GMT -5
Why yes I would be, as it would go great in my S'Mores recipe that I mentioned earlier. *makes a two bit piece appear* (I hope they don't realize that this is technically counterfeiting, but I don't have any real money after being stuck in a statue and all.) *whistle* Ahem. Can I speak with you privately? I believe we may have some things to discuss about our redemptions and how we can properly prove ourselves to everypony. *hears that, trots over to Shining Armor* captain, I think we might have a problem....
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Post by LastCall on Jan 13, 2013 0:50:09 GMT -5
Regardless, I will be watching....until Cadence needs me. *paces back and forth, looking rather mighty* You mean like how you were watching "Cadance" the entire time before your wedding?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 13, 2013 0:50:36 GMT -5
Why yes I would be, as it would go great in my S'Mores recipe that I mentioned earlier. *makes a two bit piece appear* (I hope they don't realize that this is technically counterfeiting, but I don't have any real money after being stuck in a statue and all.) *whistle* Ahem. Can I speak with you privately? I believe we may have some things to discuss about our redemptions and how we can properly prove ourselves to everypony. Why certainly, Miss Chrysalis. We should figure out how to better assimilate into this harmonious and wonderful Equestrian society! Besides, anything to get away from the pessimistic pony over there. Five minutes out of the statue, and I already want to turn her into an eggplant.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 0:52:17 GMT -5
That would be 2 Bits, Mr. Armor.
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Post by GreyScaleLJH on Jan 13, 2013 0:52:37 GMT -5
Ahem. Can I speak with you privately? I believe we may have some things to discuss about our redemptions and how we can properly prove ourselves to everypony. *hears that, trots over to Shining Armor* captain, I think we might have a problem.... Hmmmm? Yes, Star Hunter? *hands 2 bits over to Lemon Hearts* Thank you!
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Post by LastCall on Jan 13, 2013 0:53:18 GMT -5
Ahem. Can I speak with you privately? I believe we may have some things to discuss about our redemptions and how we can properly prove ourselves to everypony. Why certainly, Miss Chrysalis. We should figure out how to better assimilate into this harmonious and wonderful Equestrian society! Besides, anything to get away from the pessimistic pony over there. Five minutes out of the statue, and I already want to turn her into an eggplant.You don't have the cajones.
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Post by LastCall on Jan 13, 2013 0:55:49 GMT -5
*hands over lemonades to Discord* There you go! Why are you so mean, Ms. Cherry Berry? I thought only Miss Sparkler is so mean. Well if everyone wasn't so freakin' lame, then I wouldn't have to act this way. It's gotta be all sunshine and rainbows with you folks, doesn't it?
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jan 13, 2013 0:55:59 GMT -5
*hears that, trots over to Shining Armor* captain, I think we might have a problem.... Hmmmm? Yes, Star Hunter? Call it a hunch, but a changeling and a chaos spirit within talking distance of each other....
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