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Post by CMWaters on Jan 15, 2013 22:36:53 GMT -5
A random thought that I had during a slow period at work. Who are some famous characters in fiction that WWE wouldn't give a push to (at least going by the stereotype of who they push or not). I have two right now: "Oh sure, he's agile, but he's shorter than Rey Mysterio (Mario's a legit 5'1 according to Nintendo) AND he has an accent worse than the one that we give Santino! Now that Bowser guy, he's got potential..." And. "Geez, just look how lanky he is! Plus, I think that some of the things he says under his breath aren't PG!"
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 15, 2013 22:41:36 GMT -5
"...and his arms! There's no way they'll pass our Wellness policy."
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"Don't give me that nonsense about spinach. You can't get arms like that from any vegetable!"
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Post by fw91 on Jan 15, 2013 22:52:44 GMT -5
Okay so Rocky Balboa was a two time Boxing World Heavyweight Champion, but those horribe mic skills won't get him anywhere, he'll get laughed at. Too bad Apollo Creed died, he would have been Money!
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 15, 2013 22:53:49 GMT -5
Okay so Rocky Balboa was a two time Boxing World Heavyweight Champion, but those horribe mic skills won't get him anywhere, he'll get laughed at. Too bad Apollo Creed died, he would have been Money! "Um sir, we did push Mike Tyson on TV for a bit..." [Referencing the voice.]
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 15, 2013 22:58:02 GMT -5
Spider-Man. He reminds me too much of Evan Bourne.
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 15, 2013 23:00:26 GMT -5
Spider-Man. He reminds me too much of Evan Bourne. And then he'd have to go to TNA: "WHAT'S ARACHNAMAN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!?"
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Post by Dukect on Jan 15, 2013 23:04:54 GMT -5
I don't know why but I see these three being the new Epico and Premo and Rosa
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Post by FinalGwen on Jan 15, 2013 23:06:51 GMT -5
Every anime character ever, because they apparently look "Too Asian."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2013 23:12:07 GMT -5
Excuse me, but they did push David Otunga during the Johnny Ace angle.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 15, 2013 23:14:37 GMT -5
Okay so Rocky Balboa was a two time Boxing World Heavyweight Champion, but those horribe mic skills won't get him anywhere, he'll get laughed at. Too bad Apollo Creed died, he would have been Money! Are you KIDDING? No way bro. His mic skills are insane. He cut a promo so good he ended the goddamn cold war even though the crowd didn't speak English. Can CM Punk end a war? No? That's right. Rocky has the best mic skills in the business bro.
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 15, 2013 23:22:49 GMT -5
Excuse me, but they did push David Otunga during the Johnny Ace angle. Nah, Popeye has better workrate than Otunga. Though Otunga does have a better looking female companion.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 15, 2013 23:32:48 GMT -5
The Fatal Fury group'd get pushed hard in WWE; Terry has arms like a military and Mai has a bust like whoa - a natural one to boot! The Art of Fighting crew, on the other hand: Ryo's too Asian, Garcia's too old, and Yuri has almost no curves.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 16, 2013 0:01:58 GMT -5
Pikachu would be pushed over the moon and he's pretty much the John Cena of the Pokemon franchise...
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Post by ededdneddy on Jan 16, 2013 0:16:05 GMT -5
Link could be pushed on a high level but without any mic skills he can only go so far.
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Post by Sparkybob on Jan 16, 2013 0:21:15 GMT -5
This guy right here has got the main event look just look at those pythons on his arms, he has a ton of charisma and has confidence in his voice. Only thing that could hold him back is that it's been reported that he gets backstage heat from officials for having a huge ego and never wanting to job. Also while unconfirmed I hear that the divas have complain to management of Johnny hitting on the divas constantly. So while he has all the tools, his ego would hold him back from reaching stardom.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 0:21:20 GMT -5
Melvin from The Toxic Avenger. The guy is too small, weak and quite frankly... ugly as sin.
The Toxic Avenger on the other hand, would become the new Kane.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 0:24:09 GMT -5
Pikachu would be pushed over the moon and he's pretty much the John Cena of the Pokemon franchise... Nah, Machamp would easily beat him out... as long as he can pass the Wellness tests.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 16, 2013 0:29:40 GMT -5
This guy right here has got the main event look just look at those pythons on his arms, he has a ton of charisma and has confidence in his voice. Only thing that could hold him back is that it's been reported that he gets backstage heat from officials for having a huge ego and never wanting to job. Also while unconfirmed I hear that the divas have complain to management of Johnny hitting on the divas constantly. So while he has all the tools, his ego would hold him back from reaching stardom. Also we might have another Bagwell situation with him and his momma
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Post by fw91 on Jan 16, 2013 0:33:19 GMT -5
This guy right here has got the main event look just look at those pythons on his arms, he has a ton of charisma and has confidence in his voice. Only thing that could hold him back is that it's been reported that he gets backstage heat from officials for having a huge ego and never wanting to job. Also while unconfirmed I hear that the divas have complain to management of Johnny hitting on the divas constantly. So while he has all the tools, his ego would hold him back from reaching stardom. Also we might have another Bagwell situation with him and his momma psh he's just an imposter, now the REAL Johnny Bravo would have been pushed to the moon. HE FIT THE SUIT!
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Post by gimpocommando on Jan 16, 2013 0:54:13 GMT -5
"Here's the thing about Alan, and I've known Alan for a long time.. He actually came out of the closet after he was fired. He just... he wasn't any good. He was hired from DC originally for like a super hero with a magic ring persona he called Green Lantern, which was pretty entertaining, he had the whole mask and everything. He came to us with his Earth-2 persona as this Avatar of the Green, which is just a guy in tights fighting other Avatars, and with Vince, you do have to have a certain technical bravado, you gotta be able to wrestle and vanquish evil, but at the same time it's the WW E, you gotta be able to entertain the people.. Alan just wasn't any good."
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