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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Jan 18, 2013 8:19:57 GMT -5
Can someone explain to me on why ODB's butt stinks? Ran into this woman the other day and she had the most vile, disgusting stench I've ever smelled coming from her butt.
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Post by Captain2 on Jan 18, 2013 8:41:04 GMT -5
Don't feel bad, Kneelift. I'll gladly massage your buttocks, even if it stinks. Wait a second...
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 18, 2013 9:09:48 GMT -5
I'm stuck in a basement sittin on a tricycle girl gettin on my nerves, Goin outta my mind I thought she was fine don't know if her body is hers
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2013 10:36:07 GMT -5
Can someone explain to me on why ODB's butt stinks? Ran into this woman the other day and she had the most vile, disgusting stench I've ever smelled coming from her butt. But I want to hear the detailed story!!!
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jan 18, 2013 12:13:05 GMT -5
I actually wanna hear the ODB butt story too.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2013 12:21:52 GMT -5
I have three stories, one of someone I have met in person and the other two are hearsay, but only one of them is bad. Does that mean I have to leave?
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Post by TK The Friendly Robot on Jan 18, 2013 12:52:32 GMT -5
Yes. The worst encounter I've ever had with any kind of celebrity. I am a former gymnast and ballet dancer. At the time, I had long, straight bleach blonde hair (college, sigh). I know how to put myself together, and I'd like to think I dress well. I think of myself as pretty. This is relevant because: My friends dragged me to a bar/club night in Miami or Fort Lauderdale, I don't remember which, about four years ago. I saw Kelly with a bunch of girls and kind of marked out, and approached her. Long story short, Kelly was a little drunk, and extremely rude to me when I recognized her (my exact words were "Oh my god, are you Kelly Kelly? I love you!" which actually wasn't even true), and her and her friends acted like I was a weirdo after Kelly implied that I only knew of her because of "my boyfriend" (I didn't have one at the time). When I clarified that I was a fan, she laughed and said "Why?" And then her friends laughed. I fully believe that because I was a "hot girl" (stretching it, keep in mind ) in a night club Kelly believed that I couldn't possibly be a wrestling fan and it REALLY pisses me off because it's so hard to find other female wrestling fans in my real life to watch with me instead of just guys who inevitably try to use it to get in my pants. It just sucked because I was a total smark (this is before the term was stigmatized) and I had no one really to talk to about it other than Wrestlecrap forums. And I was excited too because I was uncomfortable in the club and when I saw Kelly I was like, "oh my god I'm about to finally be able to talk wrestling with someone who knows something about it" and instead I got a response like I was trying to start talking RAW with some random models at a club. It made me feel alone and upset and awkward and I stopped watching for a minute because every time I'd hear the Raw theme I'd just get bummed out that I was watching alone. It really enraged me and I believe I posted about it here either that night or a while later. Everyone was like BLEHHH KELLY PROBABLY JUST MISUNDERSTOOD BLEHHH YOU WERE PROBABLY BOTHERING HER. I was like "... " I started watching wrestling because I was clicking through channels when the Hardyz saved Lita from Essa Rios. I was like "ooh what's this." And the only time I've ever felt bad or nerdy or stupid for watching was that night. Screw Kelly Kelly. Damn Kneelift...way to throw all those feels at me. Seriously it would have been so easy for Kelly to just say Hi and be nice, it's not as if you were bothering her by letting her know you were a fan of her (Even if you weren't lol).
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 18, 2013 13:44:25 GMT -5
I'm stuck in a basement sittin on a tricycle girl gettin on my nerves, Goin outta my mind I thought she was fine don't know if her body is hers The ground moved, okay? The ground! The ground moved! Nobody was botherin' it or nothin', it just MOVED!
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Post by Dat Dude on Jan 18, 2013 13:57:42 GMT -5
I have three stories, one of someone I have met in person and the other two are hearsay, but only one of them is bad. Does that mean I have to leave?
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Post by slappy on Jan 18, 2013 17:06:18 GMT -5
The only Diva I've ever met was Lilian Garcia and she was extremely nice.
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Post by lemonyellowson on Jan 18, 2013 17:32:31 GMT -5
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Post by Kick Your Face on Jan 18, 2013 17:44:33 GMT -5
Kneelift's story always makes me sad because A) I've never met Kelly Kelly, and even if I saw her in the wild, I know I'd be too much of a bum to approach her. And B) I wish I looked hot at the club. I'm 22 and I always feel like everybody's awkward dad. That story is further proof that Kelly Kelly couldn't give a damn about pro-wrestling, and that she got paid far too much for no-selling the ropes for six years and being absolutely useless. Good riddance.
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Post by tms on Jan 19, 2013 11:44:16 GMT -5
Kneelift's story always makes me sad because A) I've never met Kelly Kelly, and even if I saw her in the wild, I know I'd be too much of a bum to approach her. And B) I wish I looked hot at the club. I'm 22 and I always feel like everybody's awkward dad. That story is further proof that Kelly Kelly couldn't give a damn about pro-wrestling, and that she got paid far too much for no-selling the ropes for six years and being absolutely useless. Good riddance. Agreed, although her interview with Maxim where she said she got the stinkface move from "Rafiki" has caused me to crack up uncontrollably on numerous occasions. Never seen the Lion King the same way since.
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Post by RowdyRobbyPiper on Jan 19, 2013 12:21:48 GMT -5
Sunny? Sausages? One in each hand, pushing her way towards another? I'm just gonna leave that alone... Those meat products had some sunny days!
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Post by lucas_lee on Jan 19, 2013 12:50:17 GMT -5
Don't feel bad, Kneelift. I'll gladly massage your buttocks, even if it stinks. Wait a second...
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Jan 19, 2013 13:39:32 GMT -5
I don't have the time to stand in line that long. Though, I've always wanted to meet Chris Jericho. You made me laugh extremely loud at 5:30 in the morning. Dear god that was amazing.
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Post by héad.casé on Jan 19, 2013 16:40:56 GMT -5
Around late 2004 I went to a comic con that had Stacy Keibler and Test over here in the UK about a week before a UK tour. So I saw them both at a table, my first experience meeting a Diva and a Superstar, I got in line for Test (though why I didn't for Stacy i'll never know) and he was extremely nice, especially since he had a huge scar across his throat from a recent neck surgery.
He shook my hand, asked me how I was doing, and he saw that I had a wrestling magazine in my hand. He said "What's that you got there?", I let him look through my magazine, and I looked over at Stacy who shot me a smile. I took the opportunity and nervously said "I'm coming to see you at the RAW show next week" and her smile got bigger and she excitedly said "Are you?". Test had found an old Miss Hancock picture from a lingerie match in the magazine and said "Stace look at this" and she was like "Oh my God that was from 4 years ago!". She then looked at me and said "Do you like that picture?" and I kind of paused since I didn't want to seem like a pervert in front of her (she is so beautiful in person), but I said yes. Stacy stopped to sign for someone while Test asked if I would like my 8x10 personalised, but as I left Stacy shot me a little smile again.
It was kind of surreal. She was so nice.
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Jan 19, 2013 17:12:11 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly actually posted a different version of the events on her FB.
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Post by metylerca on Jan 19, 2013 17:16:06 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly actually posted a different version of the events on her FB. This I must see.
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Post by norsisclouds on Jan 19, 2013 17:30:42 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly actually posted a different version of the events on her FB. lol did she do this recently? In response to this thread? I wouldn't believe her anyway. From Kneelift's story it sounds like she was drunk and probably doesn't even remember being rude.
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