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Post by donbot on Jan 17, 2013 19:13:28 GMT -5
This thread never gets old. If Vince Russo was in charge, how would he book the Royal Rumble PPV? I'll come up with mine after a few responses.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 17, 2013 19:18:36 GMT -5
First up. 31 men.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Jan 17, 2013 19:19:10 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure the 1999 Rumble would be a prime example of this.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 17, 2013 19:35:23 GMT -5
Everyone fights on the outside and you're eliminated if you get thrown into the ring.
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 17, 2013 19:46:30 GMT -5
No one is able to be eliminated until #30, and it's Hogan! He runs in, and everyone stops and stands still. Hogan walks around and pokes each entrant successively in the chest, and they all jump out of the ring.
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Post by celticjobber on Jan 18, 2013 4:13:28 GMT -5
Team Hell No lose the tag titles to Team Rhode Scholars after Dr. Shelby comes out and hits Daniel Bryan in the head with a clip board.
AJ Lee enters at #30 and wins the Royal Rumble after pushing Cena and Cesaro out of the ring.
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Post by cahuette on Jan 18, 2013 4:25:27 GMT -5
It's for the world heavyweight championship for some reason, everything goes normaly until 29, number 1 and 29 eliminate everyone, then eliminate themselves together, number 30, Michael Cole arrives, thinks he won, poses on the turnbuckle, when Damien Sandow comes out from under the ring, HE NEVER WAS ELIMINATED!!!! He tries to throw Cole out of the ring but Cole fights back, Sandow then does a sign and 5 masked guys come into the ring, beat Cole and throw him out, then every faces come into the ring, big brawl, Sandow's the only one who stays on the ring, even though he's been beaten up, everyone goes brawling away. Vince then comes, says that tonight for the first time ever it's a 31 men royal rumble, a masked guy comes in, throws Sandow out of the ring, and reveals that he's actually Cody Rhodes, who then throws the world title away and says that it's just bulls*** and booking, he want real, he wants a fight and that this company sucks! The next day Vince is against Cody and in 5 month they're both in Sandow's stable.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 18, 2013 7:25:19 GMT -5
David Arquette wins the Heavyweight title despite not being an entrant.
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 18, 2013 21:35:45 GMT -5
1. Team Rhodes Scholars defeats Team Hell No to win the titles. Hell No immediately invokes their rematch Claus, and win back the titles. Rhodes Scholars immediately invokes their rematch clause, but lose the Match. Cody and Sandow get into a brawl afterwards that's never mentioned again.
2. Big Show wins the World Title by pinning Ricardo. Ziggler comes in and cashes his briefcase in on Show, but loses. Teddy Long comes out at the request of Booker T and reverses th decision, saying Big Show never won the title and the match should continue, Vickie Guerrero comes out and says he did win the title, and the match is over. This leads to...
3. Teddy Long defeats Vickie Guerrero to determine if Big Show is or is not champion.
4. Big Show defeats Del Rio when the match restarts after SWERVE, Teddy Long helps him win.
5. Kaitlyn defeats a mystery opponent: Curt Hawkins in drag.
6. Sheamus wins the Rumble. Vince McMahon reveals this wasn't for a top title match, but SWERVE, a tag title shot BY HIMSELF!!! Sheamus wins the tag titles by pinning Daniel Bryan in 17 seconds. Him and Kane embrace after the match, and SWERVE, Kane chokeslams Sheamus. Kane leaves with one tag title after he shaves Bryan's beard and puts the hair in his pocket.
7. Cm Punk vs The Rock The announcers refer to them as Dwayne and Phil. Paul Heyman pulls a SWERVE, and hits Punk with the title. Despite trying to help, Heyman gets a Rock Bottom. After a ref bump, John Cena enters and gives Punk an AA, counting the 3 for Rock to win. The announcers go back to calling Dwayne The Rock, and its never acknowledged why Cena had the power to make a 3 count.
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Post by Sparkybob on Jan 18, 2013 21:43:57 GMT -5
During the Rumble match, Orton will have his 6 wives enter the rumble and throw Limes at Sheamus causing him to get eliminated.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jan 18, 2013 22:06:15 GMT -5
Vince McMahon steals someone's spot to get in the Rumble, and wins the right to face CM Punk for the WWE title at Wrestlemania.
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Post by Nathan Bridger on Jan 19, 2013 3:06:34 GMT -5
Scott Hall is outside the ring. Just because.
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Post by joebob27 on Jan 19, 2013 3:31:34 GMT -5
Some highlights:
ADR vs. Big Show is a no contest when Show is distracted by a fat chick with a platter of roast beef sandwiches. During this distraction, Sin Cara runs down and pulls out his piece and puts it to ADR's head. The announcers are confused by this, but not JBL, who relives their history in Mexico.
Show finishes eating all of the sandwiches and notices the hostage situation taking place. He goes in to calm down Sin Cara, since this is a SHOOT! Then Sin Cara shoots him in the foot.... SWERVE! Both Sin Cara and ADR are members of MS13.
CM Punk defeats the Rock. CM Punk comes down to the ring in street clothes with a coffee cup that probably doesn't have coffee in it, judging by the way he's walking. The Rock is frustrated by this, so he grabs the mic and says "The Rock says this is the biggest crock of shit he's ever seen" and lays down in the middle of the ring. Punk responds by throwing the content of his cup in the Rock's eyes. Black ref then rips off his ref shirt to reveal his t-shirt, he's a member of nWo Green Orange and White! CUE SHEAMUS, who hits the ring, also wearing the colors of the nWo Drunken Irish! He runs into the ring and pins the Rock! Sheamus is the new WWE Champion. Meanwhile the former WWE champion is drinking beer in the corner, and just turns and leaves.
The last three guys in the Royal Rumble are Ric Flair, Santino and John Cena. John Cena throws Santino over the top rope and he's about to finish off Flair. BUT HERE COMES HIS EX-WIFE! IT'S A SHOOT! She serves John Cena with papers and says that he's really gay and she was his beard to cover up his relationship with Tensai! Ric Flair takes advantage of the distraction and low blows John Cena and pins him to win the Royal Rumble.
BUT WAIT, here comes Dolph Ziggler and he's cashing in his money in the bank! He hits Ric Flair with the briefcase and throws him over the top rope! He's won the Royal Rumble! He just traded in his MITB guaranteed title shot for a title shot at WM! He celebrates in the middle of the ring to end the show, having actually won nothing, while Ric Flair puts the moves on John Cena's ex-wife outside the ring.
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Post by Dean-o on Jan 19, 2013 3:37:46 GMT -5
This thread is cracking me up already.
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Post by lewis1711 on Jan 19, 2013 5:12:37 GMT -5
Some highlights: ADR vs. Big Show is a no contest when Show is distracted by a fat chick with a platter of roast beef sandwiches. During this distraction, Sin Cara runs down and pulls out his piece and puts it to ADR's head. The announcers are confused by this, but not JBL, who relives their history in Mexico. Show finishes eating all of the sandwiches and notices the hostage situation taking place. He goes in to calm down Sin Cara, since this is a SHOOT! Then Sin Cara shoots him in the foot.... SWERVE! Both Sin Cara and ADR are members of MS13. CM Punk defeats the Rock. CM Punk comes down to the ring in street clothes with a coffee cup that probably doesn't have coffee in it, judging by the way he's walking. The Rock is frustrated by this, so he grabs the mic and says "The Rock says this is the biggest crock of s*** he's ever seen" and lays down in the middle of the ring. Punk responds by throwing the content of his cup in the Rock's eyes. Black ref then rips off his ref shirt to reveal his t-shirt, he's a member of nWo Green Orange and White! CUE SHEAMUS, who hits the ring, also wearing the colors of the nWo Drunken Irish! He runs into the ring and pins the Rock! Sheamus is the new WWE Champion. Meanwhile the former WWE champion is drinking beer in the corner, and just turns and leaves. The last three guys in the Royal Rumble are Ric Flair, Santino and John Cena. John Cena throws Santino over the top rope and he's about to finish off Flair. BUT HERE COMES HIS EX-WIFE! IT'S A SHOOT! She serves John Cena with papers and says that he's really gay and she was his beard to cover up his relationship with Tensai! Ric Flair takes advantage of the distraction and low blows John Cena and pins him to win the Royal Rumble. BUT WAIT, here comes Dolph Ziggler and he's cashing in his money in the bank! He hits Ric Flair with the briefcase and throws him over the top rope! He's won the Royal Rumble! He just traded in his MITB guaranteed title shot for a title shot at WM! He celebrates in the middle of the ring to end the show, having actually won nothing, while Ric Flair puts the moves on John Cena's ex-wife outside the ring. I haven't laughed this much in a long time. That was amazing.
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Post by sebulba on Jan 19, 2013 6:26:13 GMT -5
Some highlights: ADR vs. Big Show is a no contest when Show is distracted by a fat chick with a platter of roast beef sandwiches. During this distraction, Sin Cara runs down and pulls out his piece and puts it to ADR's head. The announcers are confused by this, but not JBL, who relives their history in Mexico. Show finishes eating all of the sandwiches and notices the hostage situation taking place. He goes in to calm down Sin Cara, since this is a SHOOT! Then Sin Cara shoots him in the foot.... SWERVE! Both Sin Cara and ADR are members of MS13. CM Punk defeats the Rock. CM Punk comes down to the ring in street clothes with a coffee cup that probably doesn't have coffee in it, judging by the way he's walking. The Rock is frustrated by this, so he grabs the mic and says "The Rock says this is the biggest crock of s*** he's ever seen" and lays down in the middle of the ring. Punk responds by throwing the content of his cup in the Rock's eyes. Black ref then rips off his ref shirt to reveal his t-shirt, he's a member of nWo Green Orange and White! CUE SHEAMUS, who hits the ring, also wearing the colors of the nWo Drunken Irish! He runs into the ring and pins the Rock! Sheamus is the new WWE Champion. Meanwhile the former WWE champion is drinking beer in the corner, and just turns and leaves. The last three guys in the Royal Rumble are Ric Flair, Santino and John Cena. John Cena throws Santino over the top rope and he's about to finish off Flair. BUT HERE COMES HIS EX-WIFE! IT'S A SHOOT! She serves John Cena with papers and says that he's really gay and she was his beard to cover up his relationship with Tensai! Ric Flair takes advantage of the distraction and low blows John Cena and pins him to win the Royal Rumble. BUT WAIT, here comes Dolph Ziggler and he's cashing in his money in the bank! He hits Ric Flair with the briefcase and throws him over the top rope! He's won the Royal Rumble! He just traded in his MITB guaranteed title shot for a title shot at WM! He celebrates in the middle of the ring to end the show, having actually won nothing, while Ric Flair puts the moves on John Cena's ex-wife outside the ring. Superb! The Dolph Ziggler part is gold. Someone has to do a follow up post about the Wrestlemania that follows this event!
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Post by rydndirty on Jan 19, 2013 10:26:22 GMT -5
A returning Kevin Nash arrives at number 30 and wins the Rumble. As he's pointing at the WM sign, Vampiro shows up. He makes blood fall from the ceiling but instead of hitting Nash, it covers the front row of fans.
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Post by molson5 on Jan 19, 2013 12:58:01 GMT -5
My favorite recurring thread. We just need a few more "for some reason"s (only 1 so far).
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2013 13:16:14 GMT -5
CM Punk vs the Rock is going normally, when PERCY WATSON runs down to the ring! He kicks Punk in the dick, and shakes Rock's hand, for some reason this turns Rocky heel. but then..SWERVE! Watson Hits Rock with a leg drop. That's hulk hogan's move, cole screams. He picks up Punk, as JBL shouts about how punk doesn't know what to do, as it's not part of the script. Then Hogan comes out, and attack SWERVE attacks Watson. Punk kicks Hogan in the head, and pins him somehow. Vince heads out and declares "THIS IS THE FIRST EVER 700 THOUSAND MAN LAST MAN STANDING MATCH!" as the arena erupts in a brawl. But SWERVE, it's not a man, but Lilian who wins the title. She gets on the mic, and says she's tired of being held down, and is out to back an IMPACT! AJ styles shows up and asks how she won, as she's not a man. SWERVE, SHE'S A POST OP TRANSEXUAL.
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Post by joebob27 on Jan 19, 2013 14:55:56 GMT -5
The sad thing about mine is that most, if not all of that, are real (or exaggerated verisons of) angles/"shoots" that happened in WCW. Although to be fair, I don't think Russo was to blame for all of them.
Finding a way to work in Mike Awesome's "valet" who showed up with a platter of roast beef sandwiches was probably the toughest part.
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