percymania
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Post by percymania on Jan 27, 2013 23:13:26 GMT -5
He was in the Royal Rumble! I almost forgot about that already!
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Krazee
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Post by Krazee on Jan 27, 2013 23:13:53 GMT -5
quickest elimination ever?
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Jan 27, 2013 23:16:42 GMT -5
It seemed like a wasteful moment. Might as well put some random fan in the match if they don't have to really do anything at all.
Hell, you could even put in some legend who could barely walk anymore and execute the spot so that they get caught. It's the same thing, except in this case it would make more sense.
Easiest paycheck ever.
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Post by Spearmint* on Jan 27, 2013 23:19:04 GMT -5
quickest elimination ever? They didn't even mention this on commentary so I don't think so. Was a strange decision, although lets face it Godfather is more known for his entrance and gimmick rather than his in-ring skills so it made slight sense.
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BigJerichool222
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jan 27, 2013 23:30:26 GMT -5
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H-Virus
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Post by H-Virus on Jan 27, 2013 23:32:00 GMT -5
He should have brought out twenty hos and used them to bride everyone still in the match to eliminate themselves. Not everyone would go for it, of course, but it would have been much more memorable than what they actually did.
Also: Pimps Ain't PG!
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klapaucius
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Post by klapaucius on Jan 27, 2013 23:33:24 GMT -5
marking out bro
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 27, 2013 23:36:36 GMT -5
Posted this in the "Let's invent realistic rumble spots thread" ________________________________________________________________ Just to shill WWE:FAN, we beat them to the Godfather appearance! And ours actually had him do something. Entrant 12, The Godfather! The fans go crazy as Godfather appears. The seven wrestlers suddenly stop as The Godfather slowly walks down the ramp with a mic. Roll a fatty for this pimp daddy light that blunt up and say PIMPIN AINT EASY!PIMPIN AIN'T EASY!I know i aint the only one, is there any pimps up in this hhhhhhhhoooooouuuuuuuuuussssssssseeeeeeee!The crowd cheers. Now, I see seven superstars in that ring and a ton of fans afraid that the pimp daddy came alone. Seven superstars, means by my calculations... lets bring out 21 Hoes!The music continues playing as 21 ladies follow the Godfather down to the ring. No! Not this guy! Treating woman like property! And these women have no self respect! Quite frankly, all of this is disgusting!Lighten up, this is a markout moment! I'm marking out, sis!The woman enter the ring and start dancing with the various superstars. Tyler Black finds himself with a woman on all four sides as he struts his stuff. Kenneth Cameron starts dancing with two of the hoes. Passing by them is Sin Cara tango'ing with one of the ladies of the night. We cut back to the commentary table where there is a Ho dancing on the commentary table. This is ridiculous! How am I supposed to work with a damn ho on my table!Luke has a couple of women by his side, who he is romancing. Kofi Kingston is showing off to them by flexing and dancing with a few. Back to the commentary table, and Bret has pulled out his wallet and starts giving the Ho some dollars. ITS NOT A STRIPPER, YOU IDIOT! IT'S A HO!Brad Maddox has found a sharpie and is signing one of the Ho's chest. Meanwhile, in a corner of the ring is Darren Young, pushing aside every woman who comes near him. The camera picks up on him speaking. I'M TAKEN! I already got a girl!The crowd's cheers end when Darren Young attacks the Godfather. The hoes quickly scatter out of the ring and off the announce table. Finally! Thank god!Darren continues the cheap shots, then rises. He taunts to the crowd, then looks around. Young looks around the ring as Tyler Black, Kofi Kingston, Sin Cara, Kenneth Cameron, Luke Harper, Brad Maddox, and The Godfather surround him. Darren Young may have just made the biggest mistake of his career...More like his life, if these guys have their way...Darren looks to Luke... who sighs and joins him in the middle of the ring. ...Luke probably isn't enjoying that protection deal much right this second.The six superstars charge and quickly start beating down Luke and Darren. Young collapses to the mat and cowers as Harper desperately attempts to fight them off. Tyler Black hits Luke with an Avada Kedavra, knocking him into the corner. The wrestlers turn to Godfather as the crowd cheers. He starts up the train. Chug-a-Chug-a-Chug-a-Chug-a-Choo-Choo!Looks like its time...Godfather runs towards the corner and hits the Ho Train! ...for the HOOOOOOOOOO TRAIN!...you all disgust me.Luke Harper falls to the mat. As quickly as it stopped, all the wrestlers get back to brawling.
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cherry coloured funk
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Post by cherry coloured funk on Jan 27, 2013 23:38:39 GMT -5
It's funny because Goldust and Godfather were also both surprise entrants in what, 2002?
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jan 27, 2013 23:38:49 GMT -5
the best part was how he was eliminated and didn't give a f***... just told the women to give him back his hat and glasses and he danced his way to the back
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by percymania on Jan 27, 2013 23:42:52 GMT -5
dat girl in the front row
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Post by Indiana Miz on Jan 28, 2013 0:10:51 GMT -5
The best part about it (besides him not giving a f*** about getting eliminated) was Wade coming out right after him. For those that don't know, Wade has joked on twitter about Papa Shango being in the Rumble for the past 3 years straight.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 28, 2013 1:03:44 GMT -5
It's funny because Goldust and Godfather were also both surprise entrants in what, 2002? Those weren't surprises, they were built up ahead of time. Val Venis and Mr. Perfect too.
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Post by Hurbster on Jan 28, 2013 2:40:05 GMT -5
He looks exactly the same.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 28, 2013 2:57:14 GMT -5
Is that hot chick in the front row checking out the ho's ass?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2013 3:14:40 GMT -5
Only The Godfather can waltz into The Rumble with a white mink coat and what looks like red silk Pajamas and still be the most pimpinest pimp of all da times.
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Post by Larryhausen on Jan 28, 2013 3:23:49 GMT -5
He looks exactly the same. Last year at Wrestlereunion, I was standing right by him as he was talking to, I think, Raven, who said the same thing. All Godfather said was "Black don't crack."
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Eunös ✈
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jan 28, 2013 6:55:32 GMT -5
I would rather he had enter'd as Papa Shango That would have been a Markout momment
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Lardlad
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Post by Lardlad on Jan 28, 2013 6:58:45 GMT -5
I would have been more surprised with his return if I hadn't just watched the 2002 Royal Rumble on Saturday which Godfather was also in, and he took about 2-3 minutes to enter, LOL
But it was great seeing him again, I'd love to see him on RAW again tonight if he's still in town.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 28, 2013 7:15:05 GMT -5
The best part about it (besides him not giving a f*** about getting eliminated) was Wade coming out right after him. For those that don't know, Wade has joked on twitter about Papa Shango being in the Rumble for the past 3 years straight. Punk tweeted that he'd seen Barrett and Papa Shango together in Starbucks, so looks like Wade got to meet his hero!
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