chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Jan 28, 2013 22:47:13 GMT -5
Iron Monkey
They should have really changed its name for an American release.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 28, 2013 22:49:21 GMT -5
Agreed. It sounds like a sex toy or a gay sexual technique "I gave him a 'Jack Reacher'" see i've been calling it Jack Reach-Around
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 29, 2013 1:38:15 GMT -5
Evey Die Hard movie except the first one I've always assumed that they were intentionally cheesy titles. Those movies have never tried to be anything that they aren't. They're just good old fashioned cheesy popcorn action flicks.
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 29, 2013 1:51:17 GMT -5
The Mexican and Spanglish. Not only were they about white people, but they screwed over any Hispanic director that might have found the titles useful for a movie.
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Post by Danimal on Jan 29, 2013 2:28:29 GMT -5
Agreed. It sounds like a sex toy or a gay sexual technique "I gave him a 'Jack Reacher'" Oprah digs it
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Post by rapidfire187 on Jan 29, 2013 11:17:27 GMT -5
I read the title as "bad film titties".
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 29, 2013 11:21:41 GMT -5
Naked Lunch
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 29, 2013 11:40:53 GMT -5
"Man of Steel"
Why can't they just call it Superman? What will be sequel be called? "Speeding Bullet?"
The Dark Knight/Dark Knight Rises also falls into that catagory.
Batman (something) would have sufficed.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Jan 29, 2013 12:11:31 GMT -5
I always laugh when I hear the Whale Rider
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Post by Cela on Jan 29, 2013 12:55:10 GMT -5
Iron Monkey They should have really changed its name for an American release. To be fair, that title demonstrated the perfect amount of badass and fun the movie delivered.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 29, 2013 13:11:27 GMT -5
I read this as "Bad Firm Titties"
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Jan 29, 2013 13:12:08 GMT -5
The Rise of The Planet of The Apes. Too many "The's" To be fair, it's Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which follows the sequel naming convention of (blank) (blank) the Planet of the Apes. Now the ad-hoc 'movies' they created from the TV show episodes, those had some bad titles, namely Life, Liberty and The Pursuit of Happiness on The Planet of the Apes
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Post by Free Hat on Jan 29, 2013 13:22:17 GMT -5
"Batman Begins" has to be one of the laziest movie titles of all time. It's especially bad in retrospect since it doesn't fit in with the rest of the trilogy.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 29, 2013 15:26:40 GMT -5
Note: lets stick with more or less mainstream stuff here, no direct-to-video stuff like Birdemic. What are some of the worst film titles you've seen (this is about titles, not the actual content of said film)? I'll start: Midnight Meat Train worst thing about it was it was a pretty good movie, and the film company wanted to give it a better title but Clive Barker threw a massive bitchfit and insisted they not change the title, so they gave it like 0 promotion and buried it in a bunch of dollar theaters.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 29, 2013 15:28:41 GMT -5
I read the title as "bad film titties". Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
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Post by salsashark on Jan 29, 2013 15:54:06 GMT -5
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (The "Ecks" bothers me most) Freddy Got Fingered Christmas with the Kranks
Zero desire to watch these movies, their critical pannings aside.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 29, 2013 18:59:15 GMT -5
"The Twilight Saga" followed by the name of the sequel
It got so overblown, the full title of the last movie was "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II"
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Jan 29, 2013 19:00:58 GMT -5
I read the title as "bad film titties". Milla Jovovich!
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jan 29, 2013 19:22:59 GMT -5
I remember a friend and I saw the trailer for Antwone Fisher in the theater, and the trailer flashed the cast members names and then the title. My friend and I looked at each other and said "what was the title of that movie? We thought Antwone Fisher was just another person in the cast.
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Post by Hurbster on Jan 29, 2013 20:01:22 GMT -5
The Shag pretty much got laughed out of the UK.
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