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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Jan 30, 2013 12:16:38 GMT -5
Zeke and Mason as a heel tag team please. Team them up with jinder and in doing so create a vacuum of heat and charisma so strong it sucks up everything within in a 100 mile radius. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2013 12:22:45 GMT -5
We need the Zeke News Network to update us onZeke's status often, also while giving us key information about normal food he made today.
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Post by Indiana Miz on Jan 30, 2013 14:39:59 GMT -5
I like how Zeke's update is the same thing he's been saying for the past 6 months. And a Mason/Zeke team is about all there is for him to do, since Ryback and Big E. have taken any other role he could have.
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Post by lovingway on Jan 30, 2013 15:47:41 GMT -5
Yea but it sucked as usual |
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jan 30, 2013 15:51:54 GMT -5
SAVEUS.EZEKIEL/CUTS
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Post by And_5400 on Jan 30, 2013 17:18:57 GMT -5
What does that even mean, "Big Zeke ain't got no Cuts."
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Post by Dang! on Jan 30, 2013 21:03:46 GMT -5
What does that even mean, "Big Zeke ain't got no Cuts." I second that. What is this? |
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Post by mysterydriver on Jan 30, 2013 21:11:09 GMT -5
I second that. What is this? Long ago on Smackdown, The Prime Time Players were smack talking Yoshi Tatsu and Big Zeke walked up as Yoshi's back-up. Instead of back away in fear, the team then proceeded to laugh and say they weren't worried because "Big Zeke ain't got no cuts! Big Zeke ain't got no cuts!" in reference to Zeke not being a muscularly defined guy (which he wasn't at the time). They continued chanting as they walked away. Then there was a tag match where they spent the entire match making sure Zeke didn't tag in (They won without him ever entering the match). It was building to something, but Zeke got hurt soon after. |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 30, 2013 21:32:16 GMT -5
I second that. What is this? Long ago on Smackdown, The Prime Time Players were smack talking Yoshi Tatsu and Big Zeke walked up as Yoshi's back-up. Instead of back away in fear, the team then proceeded to laugh and say they weren't worried because "Big Zeke ain't got no cuts! Big Zeke ain't got no cuts!" in reference to Zeke not being a muscularly defined guy (which he wasn't at the time). They continued chanting as they walked away. Then there was a tag match where they spent the entire match making sure Zeke didn't tag in (They won without him ever entering the match). It was building to something, but Zeke got hurt soon after. Video quality not good but it get the point across. |
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 30, 2013 21:39:34 GMT -5
Zeke has the personality of a carrot and the mic skills of a kumquat. Maybe he can improve in these areas. It worked fine for him as a silent bodyguard for The Brian Kendrick. Just stand there and look mad and don't talk. I'm glad Zeke is recovering, but he needs to improve as a performer.
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Post by suave on Jan 30, 2013 21:42:29 GMT -5
Maybe a Zeke/Brad Maddox tag team? Maddox could do all the talking, and Zeke silently dominates.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 30, 2013 21:43:40 GMT -5
Zeke has the personality of a carrot and the mic skills of a kumquat. Maybe he can improve in these areas. It worked fine for him as a silent bodyguard for The Brian Kendrick. Just stand there and look mad and don't talk. I'm glad Zeke is recovering, but he needs to improve as a performer. You're obscure fruit reference really brings that point home.  |
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 30, 2013 21:52:00 GMT -5
Soon...
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Post by mysterydriver on Jan 30, 2013 22:02:51 GMT -5
Oh man. I can't believe I didn't bookmark the Big Zeke thread.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2013 0:07:43 GMT -5
Zeke and Mason as a heel tag team please. with facepaint |
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Post by klapaucius on Jan 31, 2013 0:39:58 GMT -5
Zeke and Mason as a heel tag team please. with facepaint YES. |
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Post by Dean-o on Jan 31, 2013 1:04:02 GMT -5
Long ago on Smackdown, The Prime Time Players were smack talking Yoshi Tatsu and Big Zeke walked up as Yoshi's back-up. Instead of back away in fear, the team then proceeded to laugh and say they weren't worried because "Big Zeke ain't got no cuts! Big Zeke ain't got no cuts!" in reference to Zeke not being a muscularly defined guy (which he wasn't at the time). They continued chanting as they walked away. Then there was a tag match where they spent the entire match making sure Zeke didn't tag in (They won without him ever entering the match). It was building to something, but Zeke got hurt soon after. Video quality not good but it get the point across. I love the Smackdown pop for Big Zeke! |
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Post by Essential1 on Jan 31, 2013 1:18:15 GMT -5
He's just such a dry performer.
When they put up his match graphic you won't say to yourself "Oh this should be good!" you just say "oh"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2013 1:24:57 GMT -5
Wouldn't it be great if Zeke returned and they just seagull popped the shit out of him on SD? Like a ridiculous amount? Just play the seagull at 20x volume and intensity, he's this huge star
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jan 31, 2013 2:11:33 GMT -5
I've always been a fan of Zeke and can't wait for his return "soon"
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