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Post by Goldenbane on Feb 2, 2013 14:17:41 GMT -5
Why the hell would Clinton ever be in one of these movies? He's never been an action star or even a man of action period. His biggest claim to fame is sleeping with an intern. Having Slick Willy in any movie period would be pointless and stupid.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 2, 2013 14:32:24 GMT -5
You're telling me you wouldnt want to see Clinton shooting off an RPG?
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Post by Burst on Feb 2, 2013 14:32:59 GMT -5
Would you rather see him in an American Pie movie?
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Post by bob on Feb 2, 2013 16:00:23 GMT -5
I'm still holding out that Hogan will be in it. If Hogan gets in I want him to leg drop a bad guy ;D
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Post by TheDarkestKnight on Feb 2, 2013 16:15:57 GMT -5
Is Van Damme going to be in this one too as the twin brother looking for revenge? That would be sweet. Van Damme was my favorite part of Expendables 2. He makes a GREAT villain. Where's Steven Segal? More Van Damme is A-OK in my book. He's fantastic in my eyes.
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Post by lovingway on Feb 2, 2013 18:15:00 GMT -5
Would you rather see him in an American Pie movie?
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Feb 2, 2013 19:18:57 GMT -5
Would you rather see him in an American Pie movie? That'd be more appropriate
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Post by Goldenbane on Feb 2, 2013 22:32:22 GMT -5
Would you rather see him in an American Pie movie? That'd be more appropriate Exactly. None of the living presidents, past or present, could pull off being an Expendable. Regan would have been the closest of the modern day presidents that I'd have bought being an Expendable, but he's gone. Of course there's a slew of dead presidents that I'd be ok with being in the movie, like Teddy Roosevelt or Lyndon Johnson, but no living ones.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 2, 2013 23:51:55 GMT -5
That'd be more appropriate Exactly. None of the living presidents, past or present, could pull off being an Expendable. Regan would have been the closest of the modern day presidents that I'd have bought being an Expendable, but he's gone. Of course there's a slew of dead presidents that I'd be ok with being in the movie, like Teddy Roosevelt or Lyndon Johnson, but no living ones. Lets turn Expendables 3 into a time travel film then so we can have the expendables team up with T. Roosevelt, Lincoln, Johnson, and Reagan!
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Post by The Spelunker! on Feb 3, 2013 0:25:05 GMT -5
Is Van Damme going to be in this one too as the twin brother looking for revenge? That would be sweet. Van Damme was my favorite part of Expendables 2. He makes a GREAT villain. Where's Steven Segal? Busy eating.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 3, 2013 0:26:24 GMT -5
Wasnt there a rumor that they were trying to get Sean Connery and Clint Eastwood?
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Post by Goldenbane on Feb 3, 2013 11:17:10 GMT -5
Exactly. None of the living presidents, past or present, could pull off being an Expendable. Regan would have been the closest of the modern day presidents that I'd have bought being an Expendable, but he's gone. Of course there's a slew of dead presidents that I'd be ok with being in the movie, like Teddy Roosevelt or Lyndon Johnson, but no living ones. Lets turn Expendables 3 into a time travel film then so we can have the expendables team up with T. Roosevelt, Lincoln, Johnson, and Reagan! That would be funny and awesome at the same time! The big reveal from Stallone would be that the Expendables have always been a top secret super mercenary team founded by some of the great badasses in history. They'd have to get Johnson, T. Roosevelt, Bruce Lee, Patton, Muhammad Ali, ect from the past to fight evil in the present!
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Post by WorkingInAColeMine on Feb 3, 2013 11:30:46 GMT -5
Why the hell would Clinton ever be in one of these movies? He's never been an action star or even a man of action period. His biggest claim to fame is sleeping with an intern. Having Slick Willy in any movie period would be pointless and stupid. Wait no, that's not right. His biggest claim to fame IS BEING THE GOD DAMN PRESIDENT
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 3, 2013 13:24:48 GMT -5
While I agree, Kurt's said many a time he's done with action movies. He feels he's too old to do them and is financially set, so he can afford to be choosy about what he does.
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Post by Goldenbane on Feb 3, 2013 13:41:46 GMT -5
Why the hell would Clinton ever be in one of these movies? He's never been an action star or even a man of action period. His biggest claim to fame is sleeping with an intern. Having Slick Willy in any movie period would be pointless and stupid. Wait no, that's not right. His biggest claim to fame IS BEING THE GOD DAMN PRESIDENT No, it isn't. I don't know what country you're from or how old you were when he was in office, but during the whole era of "Monica" every God Damn comedian...from Leno to Letterman...from comedy shows like Family Guy to Saturday Night Live...and even from shows like Monday Night Raw, pretty much all of them at LEAST once had to make a joke about Clinton and Lewinski, Clinton's sexual prowess, Hilary being mad at Bill for his affair, or what have you...that s*** was everywhere. That's not even counting the constant news reports and interviews with experts or people involved, blah blah blah. They had to keep nailing it into our heads over and over again. Pretty much any time anyone says the name "Bill Clinton" that f***ing affair with Monica Lewinski jumps into the heads of about 90% of Americans, probably higher than that, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Bill Clinton= Monica Lewinski affair, then presidency. Clinton doing a guest cameo on an American Pie film? That would be funny, awesome, and appropriate. Bill doing a Cameo on a goofy homage to violent 80's action movies? That makes no sense at all.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Feb 3, 2013 13:57:27 GMT -5
Surprised Rock hasn't been in it yet. Too bad Austin was killed off, or millions of theater goers would see the electricity wrestling fans are accustomed to.
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Post by Goldenbane on Feb 3, 2013 14:15:56 GMT -5
Surprised Rock hasn't been in it yet. Too bad Austin was killed off, or millions of theater goers would see the electricity wrestling fans are accustomed to. I know they'd probably want him as a good guy/Expendable, but I actually think Rocky would be far better and more awesome as a villain in these movies.
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