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Post by ________ has left the building on Feb 20, 2013 19:20:53 GMT -5
Guys, this all makes sense now. The shareholders have been behind everything. The nWo, DX, the buyout of WCW and ECW, Evolution, Triple H's reign of terror, Cena's rise, The Nexus, CM Punk's whole "pipebomb" ordeal, Kevin Nash, The Walkout, Paul Heyman's return, The Shield, and everything else that's happened. It's all a carefully planned plot, to which nobody knows the goal but the shareholders. Jack Swagger apparently caught whiff of the plan and tried to warn us, but the shareholders got him arrested to send a message to the roster. They're more powerful than we can imagine. Who can kill Swagger push? Who can make the Miz a bigger douche? We do. We do. Who steal Cena's socks? Who control WWE with their stocks? We do. We do. Who holds down the midcard? Who told Eugene not to go full retard? We do. We do. Who told R-Truth not to rap? Who tell Vince "It's all crap"? We do. We do!
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Feb 20, 2013 19:21:41 GMT -5
Swagger got too attached to the weed, it seems. Too bad someone didn't warn him.
Thread = Fulfilled prophecy.
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Johnny
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Post by Johnny on Feb 20, 2013 19:22:09 GMT -5
Can't stop laughing at this whole thread. My wife now thinks I've gone mental.
Also love the fact that OP hasn't logged in since the first post. Guess he's had a busy day...
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Welfare Willis
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Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 20, 2013 19:25:04 GMT -5
Guys, this all makes sense now. The shareholders have been behind everything. The nWo, DX, the buyout of WCW and ECW, Evolution, Triple H's reign of terror, Cena's rise, The Nexus, CM Punk's whole "pipebomb" ordeal, Kevin Nash, The Walkout, Paul Heyman's return, The Shield, and everything else that's happened. It's all a carefully planned plot, to which nobody knows the goal but the shareholders. Jack Swagger apparently caught whiff of the plan and tried to warn us, but the shareholders got him arrested to send a message to the roster. They're more powerful than we can imagine. Who can kill Swagger push? Who can make the Miz a bigger douche? We do. We do. Who steal Cena's socks? Who control WWE with their stocks? We do. We do. Who holds down the midcard? Who told Eugene not to go full retard? We do. We do. Who told R-Truth not to rap? Who tell Vince "It's all crap"? We do. We do! More songs need to work the phrase "go full retard" into them.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Feb 20, 2013 19:36:01 GMT -5
Can't stop laughing at this whole thread. My wife now thinks I've gone mental. Also love the fact that OP hasn't logged in since the first post. Guess he's had a busy day... Yeah... busy planting weed on SWAGGIE! I call conspiracy!
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Post by Ryushinku on Feb 20, 2013 19:40:33 GMT -5
Who can kill Swagger push? Who can make the Miz a bigger douche? We do. We do. Who steal Cena's socks? Who control WWE with their stocks? We do. We do. Who holds down the midcard? Who told Eugene not to go full retard? We do. We do. Who told R-Truth not to rap? Who tell Vince "It's all crap"? We do. We do! In honour of this momentous parody...we're having ribs.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Feb 20, 2013 19:57:39 GMT -5
Shareholder gimmick = new boom period, unless the other shareholders complain via angry letter. How come Mick Foley's brilliant "majority shareholder" gimmick didn't bring TNA to the upper echelons of our sport>? Mick Foley wrote a letter complaining about his majority shareholder gimmick being offensive to himself, since he is a shareholder.
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Post by nm on Feb 20, 2013 20:01:46 GMT -5
I would just at this point like to point out I have always respected the group known as The Shareholders. I've always held them in high esteem and wish them nothing but the very best for the future. Perhaps we could form a pact of cooperation? Either way, I wish you well Shareholders. i would mark for a stable called The Shareholders. they wear suits and foil John Cena's title shots after they talked to Vince who was reluctant, then reminded him that "they're The Shareholders" this leads to a main event match at WrestleMania and buyrates plummet
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Captain2
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Post by Captain2 on Feb 20, 2013 20:35:06 GMT -5
2013 WWE Shareholders meeting:"Have you completed your task?" "Yes... we have taken care of Mr. Swagger" "Excellent. The proper order has been restored. Jack was a fool to think he could stand against our will as Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy and Evan Bourne did"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2013 20:48:37 GMT -5
2013 WWE Shareholders meeting:"Have you completed your task?" "Yes... we have taken care of Mr. Swagger" "Excellent. The proper order has been restored. Jack was a fool to think he could stand against our will as Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy and Evan Bourne did" Brilliant.
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Feb 20, 2013 20:56:38 GMT -5
Maybe the shareholders are 'the bigger pitcha' that Barrett referred to. Funnily enough, the shareholders are probably responsible for the Nexus curse of tie-gate and the numerous injuries.
It makes me laugh thinking of all the angles they killed off but picturing the shareholder meetings where they go 'meh' to things such as the Katie Vick angle.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Rican on Feb 20, 2013 20:57:44 GMT -5
This just became the best thread ever. I'm so glad I had it bookmarked.
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Feb 20, 2013 21:00:23 GMT -5
2013 WWE Shareholders meeting:"Have you completed your task?" "Yes... we have taken care of Mr. Swagger" "Excellent. The proper order has been restored. Jack was a fool to think he could stand against our will as Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy and Evan Bourne did" Brilliant. HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF OUR MEETING?
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Bye
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Post by r. on Feb 20, 2013 21:04:47 GMT -5
I thought he said said sock holder. Which would make sense because the sock money is, in fact, the leader and grand master of the Illuminati,NWO,HAARP, NRA and The South Carolina seniors shuffle board club. Bewars the mark of the monkey!
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Captain2
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Post by Captain2 on Feb 20, 2013 21:08:24 GMT -5
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF OUR MEETING? Many apologies! I meant nothing by it mi'lord!
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Feb 20, 2013 21:15:24 GMT -5
"I, for one, welcome our new shareholder overlords!"
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Rican on Feb 20, 2013 21:19:08 GMT -5
Holy shit, he really changed his name. Awesome.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 20, 2013 21:23:00 GMT -5
Where was this guy when Tensai's gimmick was being ruined?
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Post by mizerable on Feb 20, 2013 21:24:52 GMT -5
Bravo.
You did it.
You actually f***ing did it.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 20, 2013 21:25:16 GMT -5
Where's that slow clap .gif?
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