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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 20:19:25 GMT -5
We cut to the back where we see... a small man wearing an Abyss mask?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! KCW IS BAD! ME SHALL DESTROY HIM! ARGHHHHH!!!! PAIN! TORTURE! AGONY! THUMBTACKS!!!!!! SPONGEBOB!!!!!!
the man stomps around in place, attempting to look as intimidating as possible. Eventually though he can't keep up the charade any longer, bursting out laughing.
Ahahahaha! Oh, I'm sorry. I just... how can you act like such a cretin like this one without amusing one's self. The point is, tonight Abyss wants another shot at me. And he can grunt and groan and moans all he likes, but tonight I'm going to put him out of my misery and yours for good. Tonight the star of the show goes out there and does what he does best: destroys mediocrity at it's core. Come Godderz!
And with that KCW rips the mask off and exits, belt in tow.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 20:22:13 GMT -5
Oh man, that was comedy gold! Not only is KCW a wrestling genius, but a comedy one as well!
...Yeah, anyway. A few moments ago we just had some controversy in the gauntlet. Both Sting and Joey Ryan ended up pinning one another, resulting in... well, a draw. So we'll keep you posted on what transpires.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... and it is for the TNA Television Championship!
JB: Introducing the challenger, from Parts Unknown, Abyss!
The monster has been on a mission to unseat KCW and take his title. And if you ask me I think he could pull it off here tonight.
Abyss gave up a chance to compete in the last match just so he could get another shot at KCW. He must really hate the guy... though I don't know why he would.
JB: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Godderz, from Tampa, Florida, he is the TNA Television Champion, KCW!
KCW has been holding that belt with an iron fist recently. He's turned back every challenger since he's won and tonight looks to do the same once again with Abyss.
And why wouldn't he? After all, he's the star of the show! Everybody pays to see him compete!
I wouldn't say he's THE star.
That's because you're obviously jealous.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 25, 2013 20:24:11 GMT -5
kcw with a ddt.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 20:25:15 GMT -5
kcw with a wck.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2013 20:27:24 GMT -5
KCW with the LMNOP!
It's a leg lariat.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 20:37:21 GMT -5
Abyss pummels KCW with a flurry of fists, sending the smaller man staggering back. He whips him off the ropes, catching him as he comes back with a big boot to the face, sending him flying through the air! The monster grabs him as he rises back up, hefting him up in his arms and driving him down with a Powerslam! He makes the cover.
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KCW kicks out. Abyss pulls him back to his feet, but KCW kicks him in the stomach hunchig him over. He bounces off the ropes and comes back, nailing the masked monster with a low dropkick to the face! Abyss stumbles back, KCW tagging him with a series of stiff shots to the face, trying to take him off balance. He sends him off the ropes as well, but Abyss counters, refusing to budge and yanking the champion forward into a stiff clothesline! KCW crashes to the mat once more, Abyss grabbing him as he rises once again and hefting him onto his shoulders for some Shock Treatment!
KCW however wriggles free, grabbing Abyss as he tumbles down and taking them both to the mat with a mid-air Reverse DDT! He scrambles atop Abyss, looking for the pin!
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Abyss kicks out. KCW rises to his feet and stamps madly over his fallen opponent, trying to keep him down. The monster sits up, but KCW knocks him back down with a round kick behind the ear! He stamps down into that masked complexion and twists his foot into it, digging it into his visage. Abyss struggles back to his feet, but KCW grabs him by the neck, driving him back down with a Snap DDT!
He goes for another pin.
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Abyss kicks out. KCW climbs to the outside, measuring his opponent and slingshotting over for a somersault splash! However he's caught, Abyss sitting straight up with him cradled in his arms! He hauls him up onto his shoulders and drops back, depositing him with a Samoan Drop! Both men lay prone on the mat, KCw soon joining Abyss at his feet as the monster starts assaulting him once more, bombarding him with fists as he knocks him around! KCW tries to fight back, but Abyss is too much, sending him off the ropes and looking for the Black Hole Slam! However he doesn't make it, Godderz grabbing and yanking his employer to the outside!
Abyss joins them on the outside, staring the msucular Godderz down, who flexes in defiance. Abyss retaliates by clotheslining him right out of his boots, sending him down in a heap! As he does though KCW shoves him forward into the steel post, Abyss's head bouncing off and dazing him! The champion tosses him back into the ring, climbing to the top turnbuckle and leaping off with a Frog Splash!
High Society!
He connects, driving the air out of his adversary! KCW hooks the leg.
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JB: Here is your winner, and still the TNA Television Champion, KCW!
And KCW retains once again, with a little help from his thug, Godderz. This guy is resilient, I'll give him that much. But one of these days somebody's gonna come along and teach him some respect, mark my words.
Hmmmph, KCW is the one who should be teaching others respect! After all he's such a dignified and classy guy.
Oh please.
Well folks, coming up next is a match that's been building for months. The Beautiful People vs Mickie James and Madison Rayne with the Women's Tag Team Titles on the line. This one is personal.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 20:39:53 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time are the team that is about to challenge for the TNA Women’s Tag Team Championship, Mickie James and Madison Rayne!
*AHEM*
And Gail Kim.
Ladies, tonight the Beautiful People make their long awaited return to the ring and just like their last appearance, you’re standing across the ring from them.
“Long awaited return?” You got a different definition of long awaited than we do? Because I’m pretty sure the only thing that’s been long awaited is the Women’s Tag Team titles actually being defended.
You see, Mickie and I are the deserving Champions. Hell, Mickie and Gail should be the Champs right now, but we’re not picky.
See, Angelina and Velvet got lucky at Bound For Glory. They capitalized on me already being hurt, they broke my arm, and they put me out of action. But I’m on the mend, girls. And by my count, in just thirty short days, I’ll be cleared for competition. And when I am, you both better hope you’re somewhere else.
But right now, our focus is on tonight and winning those titles.
Y’know something, though? I don’t understand how we became the bad guys. After everything they did to us, using and abusing Madison, going out of their way to humiliate me week after week, breaking Gail’s arm…
We made one little joke about their close friendship and we’re demonized for it?! No! We’re not bad people! We’re saints! No! We’re angels!
Velvet, Angelina. The crowd can cheer for you two all they want, but it won’t make any difference. Tonight, we’re going to take the Women’s Tag Team titles that two have held for entirely too long, and we’re going to beat you two to a pulp in the process.
And Gail, don’t worry. We’ll make sure there’s plenty of both of them left for you.
March 26th, Impact. I’m back in business. The business of reminding everyone why I was the face of the Knockouts Division. And tonight, Mickie and Madison will become the most angelic Women’s Tag Team Champions this company has ever seen.
And you can take that to the bank.
Back to ringside…
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 20:40:59 GMT -5
JB: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall... and it is for the TNA Women's Tag Team Championships!
JB: Introducing the challengers, accompanied to the ring by Gail Kim, respectively from Richmond, Virginia, and Seattle, Washington, Mickie James and Madison Rayne!
And here come three despicable women. Mickie James and Madison Rayne, to think this all started out as an innocent prank war... and then things took a turn for the worse. The attacks grew more brutal and savage. And in the chaos, Gail Kim suffered a broken arm.
It's a mess really. Honestly I'm afraid this one could end in a bloodbath if not kept in check. I mean Mickie and Madison are great, but honestly, I'm fear for their lives here tonight.
JB: And their opponents, respectively from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, and The Big Apple, they are the TNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, the Beautiful People!
For months these two sat out on the shelf, forced to watch from the sidelines. Only because of a decision by Bischoff and Flair have they been allowed to hold onto their titles. But tonight the wait is over. The Beautiful People are back and they are looking for payback.
Like I said, this one is going to be an all out fight. These two teams hate each other and they both want those belts. Somethings gotta give here tonight....
Mickie James and Madison Rayne vs The Beautiful People (TNA Women's Tag Team Championship Match) 15 Minutes[/color]
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2013 20:42:29 GMT -5
Since Macman didn't promo, Mickie with MickDT!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 25, 2013 20:43:22 GMT -5
Madison makes it Rayne.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 20:47:06 GMT -5
Madison slaps, smacks, thwacks, cracks, jacks, and attacks Angelina.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 25, 2013 20:51:39 GMT -5
Also... if Hayden's idea doesn't go through, I'd be up for teaming Rosita with Brooke (or anyone else) for a tag team.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2013 20:55:46 GMT -5
Madison slaps, smacks, thwacks, cracks, jacks, and attacks Angelina. I would've gone with snap's, crackle's, and pop's Angelina's jaw, myself...
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 20:55:51 GMT -5
Angelina leaps right at Mickie with a Lou Thesz Press, taking her to the mat and punching relentlessly at her as she lays prone on the mat! James covers up as best she can, trying to escape the predicament, but Love refuses to let up, battering her with further fists as she unleashes months of frustration in a surge of violence!
Eventually the referee forces her to pull back, the champion yanking Mickie up by the hair and flinging her to her corner of the ring, tagging out to Velvet. Velvet hefts Mickie up, depositing her with a scoop slam, Love then lifting Velvet up and dropping her atop with a reverse suplex! Mickie gasps out in pain as Sky covers.
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James kicks out. Velvet yanks her up and slams her face first into the turnbuckle, dazing her and sending her stumbling back. She then knocks her down with a clothesline, followed by another, knocking James for a loop! She tries to back away into her corner of the ring, but Velvet keeps her from getting too far, yanking her back over by the leg and driving an elbow into her chest! James gasps out in pain, Velvet lifting her back off the canvas and bringing her back down with a sideslam!
She tags back out to Love who hefts James up and bends her over her knee, stretching her opponent across and causing her to wince in pain. James tries to slip free once more, but Love refuses to let go, nearly breaking her in half as she screams out in agony! James manages to free herself with a knee to the face, lunging out and tagging in Rayne while she has the chance!
Rayne charges over and takes Angelina down with a flying clothesline, now battering Angelina with fists of her own in revenge! She pulls her back to her feet and whips her off the ropes, but Love slides between her legs. She then scoops her up from behind, driving her down with a backdrop suplex! Rayne staggers back up only to walk right into a dropkick, taking her off her feet once more. Love then grabs her as she rises once again, bringing her down across her knee with a Snap backbreaker! She makes a cover!
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Rayne kicks out. Angelina climbs atop and wrenches back on Rayne's neck, applying a Camel Clutch to continue the attack. Madison squirms in that grip, trying to slip free, but Love refuses to get go, pulling back on her neck as hard as she can.Eventually Rayne manages to slip free though, taking Love down with a Flying Mare. She then bounces off the ropes and hits a rolling neck snap, putting Angelina down as she makes a cover.
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Love kicks out! Rayne yanks her back to her feet and drives a knee into her chest, taking the fight to her now as she scoops her up and plants her with a bodyslam. Angelina rises up as Rayne grabs her, sending her off into the turnbuckle. She charges in and delivers a running forearm to the face, nailing Love and sending her stumbling out of the corner. She grasps her back as she stomps over the prone Angelina, looking furious at this point.
She bends down to pull her up only for Love to yank her into a Small Package!
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Rayne escapes. She backs away and tags back in to James, Love meanwhile tagging Velvet back in. The Beautiful People charge in and take their opponents down, Rayne getting dumped to the outside with a dropkick from Love while James gets knocked down by a Velvet clothesline! She rises back up, taking another, Velvet yanking Mickie to her feet and driving her down with an Atomic Drop! Mickie grasps her back, stumbling into the ropes. Velvet makes her way over placing her between the top and middle one before backing up, leaping atop and intending to land on James' back! Gail however yanks her from the ring with her good arm at the last second, Velvet crashing to the mat.
James rolls back into the ring, yanking Velvet up and driving her down with a backbreaker of her own across the knee! She then yanks her over to her corner, tagging Rayne back in who joins her in giving Sky a double Backdrop Suplex! Rayne covers.
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Sky kicks out. Angelina watches on from the apron, looking more then ready to return to the ring as Rayne grabs Sky, forcing her back against the turnbuckle and delivering a series of shoulder tackles, driving her back into the steel behind her! She then yanks her back out and drives her into the canvas with a Spinebuster, Velvet arching up in pain. Rayne makes another pin attempt.
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Sky kicks out. Rayne pulls her back to her feet, leaping onto her back and applying a sleeper hold, trying to put Velvet down and out. Sky manages to maintain her footing for the moment, even with the weight of her opponent bearing down on her. She drops to her knees, struggling to escape somehow as she latches onto her. She pushes back up with her arms, managing to rise back up and falls back, driving Rayne into the canvas!
Velvet starts crawling towards on the ring apron, trying to tag back out. Before she can make it though, James tags herself in and runs over, dropping an elbow across Velvet's back and stopping her in her tracks! She yanks back over by the foot and hefts her up in her arms, squeezing her now in a bearhug and putting more pressure on the area. Velvet's eyes go wide as she wriggles in those arms, trying to fight free. She lands a few elbows, but James holds firm, refusing to let go. Eventually Rayne is back up, bouncing off the ropes and nailing the trapped sky with a flying clothesline as her partner releases her grip, dropping her down!
James makes another pin.
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Velvet gets the shoulder up. Even more frustrated James yanks Velvet up, shoving her into Madison's grip as she rears back, looking for the Mick Kick! Velvet however manages to duck at the last second, James hitting her partner instead! Rayne slumps over to the mat, Velvet having the opportunity to nail her with an enziguri! James tumbles down as well, Velvet now crawling across the ring desperate to make the tag. Angelina reaches out as far as she can, more than happy to recieve it.
James starts crawling after Sky, trying to stop her, but she's too late as Angelina is in! She rises to her feet, charging right into a spin kick from Love, taking her down! James stumbles back up, meeting another kick which knocks her off her feet. Love snatches James up as she rises, hitting her with a jawbreaker and sending her stumbling back before grabbing her by the neck, following with a swinging DDT! She covers!
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Rayne breaks it up! Sky however is at the ready, charging once more and tackling Madison between the ropes, sending them both crashing to the outside! Love meanwhile grabs James and leaps forward, planting her with a Side Effect to do further damage! She climbs atop once more, making the pin.
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James gets the shoulder up this time. Love pulls her back to a vertical base, looking towards the crowd and going for Lights Out, but Mickie elbows her way her, grabbing Love and planting her with an Implant DDT! She covers.
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Love gets the shoulder up this time.
James pounds the mat in frustration, motioning outside to Gail who makes her way over to the timekeeper's table. She grabs one of the titles and slides it into the ring, James grabbing hold as Rayne distracts the referee from outside, having tossed Sky into the barricade. James lines her up, lunging in and driving the title into her face! Love collapses in a heap, James climbing atop!
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Velvet tries to make the save, but Gail picks her leg, sending her tumbling to the floor!
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JB: Here are your winners... and the NEW TNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Mickie James and Madison Rayne!
Unbelievable! Mickie James and Madison Rayne just stole the belts! The Beautiful People have been dethroned!
Indeed! But I don't think they care. And I don't blame them. They won the belts in the end, and that's what they wanted all along. So maybe now these five can finally move on.
Well it's going to be hard to top that one, but our main event upcoming could do just that. The TNA World Heavyweight title is on the line... Mr. Anderson vs Alex Shelley!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 25, 2013 20:56:39 GMT -5
Also... if Hayden's idea doesn't go through, I'd be up for teaming Rosita with Brooke (or anyone else) for a tag team. My idea? Which one are we talking about?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 20:58:25 GMT -5
PAPARAZZI PRODUCTIONS
IN ASSOCIATION WITH ALEX SHELLEY FILMS
PRESENTS
A FLAIR FOR THE GOLD (unassociated with Ric Flair)[/center][/size][/color] The camera focuses on, of all things, a briefcase. As it zooms out, your TNA World Heavyweight Champion is seen standing next to the briefcase, a smug look on his face. Shelley takes off his sunglasses and hangs them off of his shirt before smirking. It's been quite some time since an Alex Shelley Film has been seen on TNA, hasn't it? Ever since I won this title, Alex Shelley Films has been a bit quiet. And the reason is pretty simple. As the TNA Champion and champion of people's hearts, I have a lot of responsibilities. I'm the face of the company, a good looking one to boot, and as such I've got a lot on my plate. I'm on Letterman and Conan, I'm doing autograph signings around the country, I'm up at 5:00 am everyday to do radio shows. Not to mention, The Academy Awards. Where, somehow, every single Alex Shelley Film was not considered for Best Picture. Not even a nomination for Best Director. Oh, but let's have a nine year old be nominated for Best Actress, because that makes sense. I'll stick with the Globes and the Oscars if that's the case. But while I've had all these obligations, one thing remains true. I am your TNA World Heavyweight Champion after fighting to climb the mountain. And to not give you folks, you fine folks a quality Alex Shelley Film is a crime against humanity. And so, you'll get a behind the scenes look as I make history. An Alex Shelley Film.... inside an Alex Shelley Film. Chris, start the credits![/color] Got it!Blackout. Pause. PAPARAZZI PRODUCTIONS
IN ASSOCIATION WITH ALEX SHELLEY FILMS
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WHITE MEN CAN JUMP! Starring Alex Shelley. Natch.The camera comes back on to show Shelley.... in the exact same position he was in before. Now, let's talk.
Mr. Anderson, James Storm. Both men have made it known they want this title wrapped around my waist. And who could blame them?
Anderson's got his shot against me one-on-one tonight, and that's fine. It's this briefcase that has me on edge.Shelley picks up the briefcase, showing it to the camera. This briefcase right here gives James Storm the right to cash in on a title shot whenever he pleases. Could it be after my match? I'd question Jimmy's IQ if he didn't consider it. Course, his IQ's stuck around 40, so for him to have any thought is a modern miracle.
Clever jokes aside, Jimmy Storm could run interference on me during my celebration. But what Jimmy doesn't know is that The Alex Shelley is more than a man. He is more than a champion of the people. The Alex Shelley is an Experience unlike any other. And The Alex Shelley Experience is out of this world.
In fact, I dare Jimmy Storm to cash in. I dare him to try and take my title away from me. And if he does, he's going to get an Experience unlike any he's ever felt. And when he fails and joins his woman in the title-less circle, he'll realize that The Alex Shelley Experience is not one to ever take likely.
Come at the King, you best not miss.Shelley winks as the camera fades out. ..... After a few seconds, the camera comes back on to reveal Alex Shelley punting the briefcase across the hall. THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOUR BRIEFCASE JIMMY!Uh, Alex? We're rolling.Shelley pauses for a moment, letting the words sink in. Eh, whatever.
Well folks, that was a genuine Alex Shelley Film, one that you got to witness first hand. And after The Alex Shelley retains his title and proves that he is a champion's champion, you'll get a film unlike any you've ever seen before.
I guarantee it.Shelley smirks before walking off as the scene fades once again.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 25, 2013 20:58:51 GMT -5
I thought you said you were going to PM Jono about some idea for Hamada and Brooke, which I would assume was continuing the singles feud. But if there are no plans, I'm just throwing out there that I'm looking for a tag partner.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 21:00:30 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is your maaaaaaaaaain event of the evening and it is for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship!
Mr. Anderson is a man on a mission tonight. For month's he desired a chance to face Alex Shelley to try and win that championship. It's been a hard road with plenty of bumps and bruises, but tonight at Against All Odds he has his chance.
Yep, and he better make it count. World title opportunities don't come along often at all. If Andy wants it than he's going have to fight tooth and nail to get it.
And here comes the champion. He too has a great task ahead of him. He's facing a very accomplished Mr. Anderson tonight, a man whose been in the main event mix for awhile. He better be ready to defend that belt.
Absolutely. This kid may have beaten Joey Ryan, but that's only the beginning of his trials. Tonight, he's got one of the more talented men on our roster, as well as one of the more obnoxious. I hope he brought his working shoes.
JB: Introducing first, the challenger, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, Mr. Anderson!
JB: His opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, he is the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Alex Shelley!
Shelley and Anderson meet in the middle, locking eyes before the bell sounds.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 25, 2013 21:01:50 GMT -5
Shelley with 1967 moonsaults in the air before landing on Anderson.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 21:03:00 GMT -5
Shelley traps Anderson's head inside a briefcase and delivers a curb stomp!
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