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Post by slopslopslop on Dec 29, 2005 4:38:20 GMT -5
Vince McMahon sure loves his poop and unnatural sex characters/storylines.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 29, 2005 5:03:43 GMT -5
Well it looks like its time the WWE employ this guy:
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Post by andrew on Dec 29, 2005 5:41:11 GMT -5
She does realise there is video evidence of her coming on to Batista, and of her grinning afterwards doesn't she? SHHHHH! The camera wasn't there!!!!
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Post by EJS on Dec 29, 2005 5:47:51 GMT -5
The video evidence only shows the 'flirting' part. They went to commercial before the alleged "I said NO but he didn't listen" scenario. HA, TAKE THAT PEOPLE LOOKING FOR CONTINUITY ERRORS!!!
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Post by tmp2005 on Dec 29, 2005 5:59:04 GMT -5
It also showed after the sex, where they both seemed pretty pleased with themselves. TAKE THAT, GUY LOOKING TO DEFEND A CRAPPY WWE STORYLINE!!!!!!
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Post by The Deadly Snake on Dec 29, 2005 6:06:19 GMT -5
But she IMPLIES said yes AND no during the "encounter". TAKE THAT, GO WHO TRYS TO DEFEND CRAPPY STORYLINE AND GUY WHO TRYS TO UNDO IT!
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Post by slik81 on Dec 29, 2005 6:06:30 GMT -5
Well it looks like its time the WWE employ this guy: Do I smell Mark Henry's bew gimmick? From sexual chocolate to sexual panda?
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Post by tmp2005 on Dec 29, 2005 6:11:07 GMT -5
However, Henry can no longer wrestle, because he's just a panda bear.
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Post by slik81 on Dec 29, 2005 6:15:00 GMT -5
I see your point....
hmmmm
Are you sure he can't still wrestle
His finishing move, with all due respect to the pandas of the world, could be called "The Endanger-er" and it could consist of Mark Henry sitting on his opponets
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Post by The Deadly Snake on Dec 29, 2005 6:16:37 GMT -5
I see your point.... hmmmm Are you sure he can't still wrestle His finishing move, with all due respect to the pandas of the world, could be called "The Endanger-er" and it could consist of Mark Henry sitting on his opponets Or side-rolling them. oOoOoH!!!
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Post by tmp2005 on Dec 29, 2005 6:19:00 GMT -5
Or perhaps he may just give his opponents a big panda punch on the nose.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 29, 2005 6:21:18 GMT -5
Tell ya what.
I would totally change my mind on a Mark Henry main event push if he could end a promo saying:
"And That Makes Me A Sad Panda".
All will be forgiven for this crappy matchs in the past. If he does that little dance.
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Post by slik81 on Dec 29, 2005 6:22:48 GMT -5
I can hear Michael Cole now
"We have never seen anyone manhandle, well excuse me folks, pandahandle the Undertaker like that before"
Tazz then screams "Oh my god"
Cole then adds "folks you can only see Panda action here on Smackdown as part of the Smackdown New Talent Iniative....The Undertaker, is he, wait, he is, he is up. Folks this is mind-numbing"
Tazz then screams "Oh my god!"
and Cole says "lets see Raw try to top this. Pandas wrestling humans only here on tv that's boring, I mean changing Friday nights!!!"
Tazz then screams "Oh My god I like to yell"
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Post by slopslopslop on Dec 29, 2005 6:38:03 GMT -5
you forgot a 'WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? I...I...I JUST DONT KNOW, COLE!' for Tazz in there
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Post by tamuthetongantiger on Dec 29, 2005 22:32:19 GMT -5
So sad...
Before Eddie died, they were working a perfectly logical Batista story. On one hand, you had cunning Eddie, who had been established for being clever, "befriending" the invincible, ginormous champion, Batista.
On the other side, with Batista, we finally had the babyface who, in recent history, had proven himself not to be a moron and who had outsmarted HHH and Ric Flair by leaving Evolution with both a title and his dignity.
No doubt in my mind that Eddie and Batista could have worked an excelllent story, given what had been established.
But, WWE is robbed of that potential and, with regards to Batista, seems confused. JBL won't work as an opponent, since he was in that role too recently. Were it up to me, it'd be either Benoit/Batista or Booker T/Batista, with Batista as the muscle-guy face. But, it isn't.
So, the tag team angle isn't the worst way to pass the time and, there's Melina and so they went for it. Hottie heel girl tries to seduce hottie face guy and she learns that he was just out for a good time but, in an admirable way, since she's the one who pushed the hanky-panky. That also gets Batista over as what he should be -- a big, dangerous guy who is far, far smarter and savvy than he seems. To me,. Batista's potential lies in turning him into, character wise as opposed to in-ring, a combination of Ric Flair and Sid Vicious. He should like to knock people off stretchers and should also like watches and suits that cost a year's salary.
Problem is... Melina vs. Batista is NOT a main event story and everybody knows it. I think that they had a good story going with Eddie/Batista but they've since panicked and that the result is jjust not right.
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 29, 2005 22:35:33 GMT -5
She must be disapointed. Of all the people on Smackdown to be sexually assaulted by and she gets Batista. Where was Randy Orton or Matt Hardy? i'd volunteer myself to get sexually assulted by batista
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Post by Desi on Dec 29, 2005 22:44:20 GMT -5
She must be disapointed. Of all the people on Smackdown to be sexually assaulted by and she gets Batista. Where was Randy Orton or Matt Hardy? i'd volunteer myself to get sexually assulted by batista I second that. ;D
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Post by spec on Dec 30, 2005 1:55:37 GMT -5
This should lead to Mark Henry dressed as a panda vs. a real panda, letter "F" on a pole match.
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Post by Loki on Dec 30, 2005 5:42:32 GMT -5
WOW, just WOW!
Let's forget we watched Melina grinning after the "warm-up" session and let's ignore the fact she walked into Batista's locker room acting "friendly"...
Batista is World Champion and Tag Team Champion, and is SD! top face. How exactly a rape angle. with the valet of a tag team, is gonna do good to Batista and hence to the show?
Will they turn Batista? I don't think so... Will this lead to a feud with MNM? Ok, but what about the World Title?
Meh, of all people they picked up the worst (in terms of possible developments).
BTW, after this one, the tally of rape/sexual assault angles goes up to what? 14861 or 14862?
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Post by texasholdem on Dec 30, 2005 6:36:30 GMT -5
Im gonna say it now..
IT.
But also..
I really like this angle. I have never liked Batista as a face and this could be the perfect way to turn him heel. First of all they could have it where the audience believes Batista is innocent and give him shedloads of sympathy and then WHAM he can admit to it or there can be GTV-style footage shown of the assault and there you got yourself a HUGE heel.
It doesnt have to be rape as such, that would be too strong. But certainly inappropriate touching.
I like it.
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