Beast Army Ass
Hank Scorpio
What being a Philadelphia sports fan feels like.
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Mar 16, 2013 12:27:51 GMT -5
Just about the finest way to start the day I can think of. Bravo.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Mar 16, 2013 12:41:58 GMT -5
Makes perfect sence to me ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Mar 16, 2013 13:05:03 GMT -5
I'm not sure what I just read, but I'm excited to read it's sequels.
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Post by CM Parish on Mar 16, 2013 13:57:12 GMT -5
It's... it's perfect.
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bloopscoop
Mike the Goon
Hail to the Dance, Baby
Posts: 16
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Post by bloopscoop on Mar 16, 2013 15:05:42 GMT -5
Fandango's agent contacted me, he said I get to Skype interview him! I'm not sure which site to post it to, would this be an applicable website to post the interview?
I'm shaking at the prospect of getting contact with Fandango again, I hope it's a video chat. I will understand if it's not.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 16:02:30 GMT -5
Fandango's agent contacted me, he said I get to Skype interview him! I'm not sure which site to post it to, would this be an applicable website to post the interview? I'm shaking at the prospect of getting contact with Fandango again, I hope it's a video chat. I will understand if it's not. YES!!!! This thread is already a future inductee in the FAN hall of fame so you must keep posting. We need a regular who made love to Fandango. We will appreciate you more then any other site will user bloopscoop ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Mar 16, 2013 16:12:35 GMT -5
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Mar 16, 2013 16:34:30 GMT -5
Never have I seen a story that had everything! PISS, anal bleeding, Fandangoo being both great at anal AND being serious gay, it's all here! ![](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcivrhZJ9e1qdubemo1_500.gif)
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 18:12:32 GMT -5
Fandango's agent contacted me, he said I get to Skype interview him! I'm not sure which site to post it to, would this be an applicable website to post the interview? I'm shaking at the prospect of getting contact with Fandango again, I hope it's a video chat. I will understand if it's not. I'm not sure you have the right perspective on this. At what point do you stop and realize that you were sexually molested...raped...by Fandango?
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bloopscoop
Mike the Goon
Hail to the Dance, Baby
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Post by bloopscoop on Mar 16, 2013 18:33:18 GMT -5
All Hail King Booker...it doesn't count as rape if I dreamed about it every night since the vignette's started. My girlfriend had some problems with that, but thanks to Ryback I won't ever be able to convince her of my other dream, a three way ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) UPDATE: Fandango's agent contacted me, because of WWE Superstar's busy road schedule, I'll have to interview Fandango around midnight. I will be able to post the interview tonight.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 18:52:24 GMT -5
Oh. Well you should post it on steakandcheese.com then.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Mar 16, 2013 19:13:46 GMT -5
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Post by government mule on Mar 16, 2013 19:26:01 GMT -5
wow. i knew i should have gone down the tried and tested homosexual rape routine as my first post, goddammit.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 16, 2013 20:20:10 GMT -5
Fandango's agent contacted me, he said I get to Skype interview him! I'm not sure which site to post it to, would this be an applicable website to post the interview? I'm shaking at the prospect of getting contact with Fandango again, I hope it's a video chat. I will understand if it's not. I'm not sure you have the right perspective on this. At what point do you stop and realize that you were sexually molested...raped...by Fandango? Well he said Fandango "made him the happiest man alive", which obviously means it was consensual.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Mar 16, 2013 20:43:50 GMT -5
Threads like this remind me why I love this board so much. I needed this after a long day!
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Mar 16, 2013 20:51:52 GMT -5
I didn't click on this thread, because I really didn't care to read a story, about someone meeting Fandango. But then I saw that the thread was now six pages, and I thought "Wow, this must be one hell of a story.". Yes. Yes it is.
Though, this thread won't be quite as funny if a crazed fan, with his pants around his ankles, attacks Fandango on Raw.
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Lardlad
El Dandy
Live reaction to @WWE #WWENetwork
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Post by Lardlad on Mar 16, 2013 21:20:04 GMT -5
Someone met Fandango? *Yawn.............. wait a minute, SIX PAGES!? Enters thread. Oh. Contribution: ![](http://www.pigskinbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jaguars-fan-gif.gif)
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bloopscoop
Mike the Goon
Hail to the Dance, Baby
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Post by bloopscoop on Mar 17, 2013 0:19:10 GMT -5
Just got off Skype. I'm sweating and shaking from how exciting it was to connect with my hero again. I made sure to do the interview in type for easy copying and pasting, but we had web cam on just to be safe. Fandango's hotel looked really nice; I liked the wall paper pattern. Here's the interview: Me: Hello. Fandango: Hi. Me: I'm nearly crying right now, I can't believe this is the second time I got to contact you in my life. Fandango: It's an honor. Me: I'm feeling alright by the way. (I gave him my phone number and contact info in case he wanted to have a fun time again, he sent back a winky face.) Me: How does it feel to be the most talented WWE Superstar not getting a match on wrestling? Fandango: It's nice to get a paycheck for doing so little lol Me: lol Me: What is the locker room atmosphere like? Do the other WWE Superstars approve of your dancing? Fandango: That's a complicated situation. On some days, the spin of the belt matches the spin of the bowl. Me: Or the bowel ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Fandango: Hehehe don't get me started again... Me: But I'd really love to see you again. (At this point, I really just wanted to remove all my clothes, so I did.) Fandango: You have a pretty body. Me: Nothing like yours. Fandango: I have to train for this. Me: Least favorite wrestler? Mine's Ryback. Fandango: I hate Undertaker. If I had my way, I'd face him at Wrestlemania in my debut. Me: I would love to see that. Do you know of any plans for what you'll be doing at Wrestlemania? Possibly a dance number? Fandango: Only if they say my name right. Me: Ah, of course. Have you been told anything at least? Maybe a hint? ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Fandango: Streaks are made to be broken. Me: ohhhhh Me: Who makes your pants glitter? Fandango: We have a wonderful team of clothing designers at WWE. It's all very complicated. Me: I see. Fandango: Yes. (I tried to ask about the events at the show where we met. Fandango refused to speak of it, his lawyers advised him not to and forbade me to post anything about it) Me: Thank you for your time, Fandango. Always shine bright. Fandango: Like a diamond lol Then he signed off. The interview was over.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 17, 2013 0:20:16 GMT -5
I'm jealous of you for having Johnny Curtis inside you. ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png)
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Mar 17, 2013 0:20:42 GMT -5
Just got off Skype. I'm sweating and shaking from how exciting it was to connect with my hero again. I made sure to do the interview in type for easy copying and pasting, but we had web cam on just to be safe. Fandango's hotel looked really nice; I liked the wall paper pattern. Here's the interview: Me: Hello. Fandango: Hi. Me: I'm nearly crying right now, I can't believe this is the second time I got to contact you in my life. Fandango: It's an honor. Me: I'm feeling alright by the way. (I gave him my phone number and contact info in case he wanted to have a fun time again, he sent back a winky face.) Me: How does it feel to be the most talented WWE Superstar not getting a match on wrestling? Fandango: It's nice to get a paycheck for doing so little lol Me: lol Me: What is the locker room atmosphere like? Do the other WWE Superstars approve of your dancing? Fandango: That's a complicated situation. On some days, the spin of the belt matches the spin of the bowl. Me: Or the bowel ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Fandango: Hehehe don't get me started again... Me: But I'd really love to see you again. (At this point, I really just wanted to remove all my clothes, so I did.) Fandango: You have a pretty body. Me: Nothing like yours. Fandango: I have to train for this. Me: Least favorite wrestler? Mine's Ryback. Fandango: I hate Undertaker. If I had my way, I'd face him at Wrestlemania in my debut. Me: I would love to see that. Do you know of any plans for what you'll be doing at Wrestlemania? Possibly a dance number? Fandango: Only if they say my name right. Me: Ah, of course. Have you been told anything at least? Maybe a hint? ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Fandango: Streaks are made to be broken. Me: ohhhhh Me: Who makes your pants glitter? Fandango: We have a wonderful team of clothing designers at WWE. It's all very complicated. Me: I see. Fandango: Yes. (I tried to ask about the events at the show where we met. Fandango refused to speak of it, his lawyers advised him not to and forbade me to post anything about it) Me: Thank you for your time, Fandango. Always shine bright. Fandango: Like a diamond lol Then he signed off. The interview was over. Larry King ain't got shit on you.
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