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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2013 17:41:38 GMT -5
Natural, expect a PM from me very shortly
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 17:42:39 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! First Things FirstIntroducing first, accompanied by Kenny King, from Tampa, Florida, Brooke Hogan! Brooke makes her way down to the ring, a smug smile on her face. Wait a sec... isn't that Hulk Hogan's daughter?Yep, indeed it is. But don't let that fool you, Rampage. This is not the same pop star and reality star that you may be familiar with.She's proven week after week that she's picked up some of her old man's ability. And tonight it could be pay off.I Never Thought That Life Could Be This GoodHer opponent, from Tampa Florida, "Lady" Sara Rita! Sara Rita strolls down the rampway, twirling her parasol over her shoulder as she blows kisses to the booing crowd. Lady? What exactly makes her a lady compared to the rest of the Women's division?Are you serious? Look at her poise! Her grace! Her finesse! The rest of those so-called women wouldn't know good taste if it slapped them upside the head... except maybe Rosita.Whoa, chill man. It was just a question.She's a lady because... well, I have no idea. But since she started hanging around KCW it appears some of his own delusions have rubbed off on her big time.Lady Sara Rita vs Brooke Hogan 10 Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 17:44:10 GMT -5
ALL THE LITTLE BROOKEAMANIACS CHEER AS BROOKE HOGAN SLAMS LADY SARA RITA INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH SISTERDUDEJILL!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 7, 2013 17:44:28 GMT -5
Brooke with a promo-plex.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 17:55:03 GMT -5
Sara has Hogan hooked, suplex! She quickly covers her, hooking the leg…
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Kickout!
Well, Brooke Hogan kicks out, impressively.
Sara pulls Brooke up and shoots her into the ropes. As Brooke bounces back, Sara grabs her by the hand, then rolls back, monkey flipping Brooke over! Brooke lands on her feet, but turns right into a dropkick from Rita! Cover!
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Kickout!
You have to admire Brooke’s resiliency, even if her current choice of boyfriend leaves something to be desired.
What does that have to do with anything?!
And Brooke rolls out of the way of the senton!
Sara lays on the mat, clutching her back as Brooke crawls towards the ropes. She pulls herself up, then walks over to Sara and kicks her in the side! She pulls her up, slam! Cover!
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Kickout!
Brooke will have to do more than that to put Sara Rita away…
Brooke with another kick, then she runs the ropes, leg drop!
And we don’t need to guess where she learned that one from!
Cover!
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Kickout!
But it’s still not enough to put Sara away!
Brooke pulls Sara up, Sara with as shot to the stomach! She shoots Brooke into the ropes, but Brooke ducks under the clothesline attempt that follows! Brooke off the opposite side, Axe Bomber! Cover!
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“Here is your winner, Brooke Hogan!”
There ya go Tenay, Brooke Hogan with a victory over former TNA Women’s Champion Miss Sara Rita!
Very impressive performance by Brooke, no doubt. Once has to wonder if this victory is the first of many on her path back to Championship contention…
Suddenly the arena goes dark, the Dixietron lighting up as a familiar face appears upon it.
You Can Bite....but only if you bark.... My songs know what you did in the dark....
COMING SOON
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 17:56:50 GMT -5
*As we go backstage, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley are seen backstage watching their match against Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer from last year. As Mercer lifts up Sabin, Shelley pauses the tape.*
See, right here. Just slip out the back and you've got a number of moves you can do.
Got it.
*Shelley fast-forwards until Mercer hoists Sabin up for a powerbomb.*
Hurricanrana. Reverse into a facebuster.
Or I could just punch him in the face.
Or just punch him in the face. Whatever works.
Now, you may have some problems lifting the guy up. I mean, the guy is pretty big. So, try and think of a submission. Or something that doesn't require lifting the guy. Maybe a top rope move.
I'm pretty sure I can lift the guy. Besides, I've been using the Cradle Shock for years.
I'm just saying, have other weapons available. The Cradle Shock is cool, but if you can't lift him, you're gonna need something else. A moonsault, maybe a sharpshooter. Heck, Meteora was always a cool move, you could use that.
Well, thanks Alex, but I think I have it under control. While you held the World Title, I was training. Making sure I was on top of my game. And now, I'm ready to make an impact. I'm ready to show everyone that I'm not a weak link. That I'm just as good as you are.
*Sabin begins to walk out of the locker room as Shelley continues to watch. The last image we see is The Guns winning the tag titles as we go to ringside.* ------------------
Monday Night: We dip to black dissolve to Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer and Phil ‘Gunner’ Shatter on a wide shot in a darkened warehouse. The camera slowly circles the two of them before dollying in to the two of them.
What the f*** are we doing here, Tommy?
Well Phil, I made some calls to the suits in both Nashville and Orlando, got them to lend me thirty thousand dollars, for tonight we are going to crown.
AMERICA’S NEXT TOP ENFORCER!
What?
I was given thirty thousand dollars to crown America’s next top…
No, I heard that. How the f*** did you get them to just give you thirty thousand dollars.
By giving them a scale model of this!
Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer waves his hands and lights brighten the warehouse. A set and stage fill the area behind Mercer and Shatter. Shatter jumps a bit as the lights turn on and looks back at the set and stage shocked.
What the f***.
Now, Phil, we’ve got a lot of work to do, we’ve got all of these applicants to judge. For those of you at home, you can catch the full series at TNAWrestling.com, but we’re just going to show the winning entry now.
Yeah, f*** Phil, who cares what he sees.
We dissolve to Mark LoMonaco walking through a hallway towards a door. The door opens and a dejected looking Wes Brisco who shakes his head as LoMonaco passes.
Yeah, and keep that s*** out of here.
Welcome, Mr. LoMonaco
… Uh, thanks.
I don’t like him.
You don’t like anyone.
I DON’T like anyone. But seriously, LoMonaco, he’s a scrub, a loser, an idiot, a f***-up.
I’m a…
Shut the f*** up Mark.
I’m counting that as a vote in his favor.
What, that this loser is berating me.
Shut the f*** up Mark, you’re out of your element.
Well, we have our new enforcer. Thank you for your time… ‘The Enforcer’ Mark LoMonaco.
God Damn It.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 18:02:21 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! 1967Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, Chris Sabin! Sabin makes his way out from the back, looking pumped to be in action once again. One half of the team formerly known as the Motor City Machine Guns, Chris Sabin has been struggling to prove himself like Shelley has of late. Tonight he has an opportunity to do that with a win here tonight.I don't blame him. There's nothing worse then feeling like you're not living up to your own expectations, Mike. This Chris kid, he's gotta be feeling sorry for himself.ImortalsHis opponent, from Cleveland, Ohio, accompanied to the ring by Phil Shatter and Mark LoMonaco, Tommy Mercer. Phil Shatter and Mark LoMonaco enter from the back, only to both notice the lack of Tommy Mercer, and sigh and return to the back. Sabin raises an eyebrow at this. Long TimeIntroducing from Cleveland, Ohio, accompanied to the ring by Phil ‘Gunner’ Shatter and ‘The Enforcer’ Mark LoMonaco, Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer. There we go. Mercer and Shatter are quite the experienced team, though sometimes I wonder if Mercer has his head on straight.Of course he does, Tenay! This guy was a former Legends Champion, a former tag team champion! He's one of best guys we've got and it's about time he started trying to show it again!Mercer enters flanked by Shatter and LoMonaco, he has a microphone. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears. Or, just stay awhile won’t you. My opponent this evening is one Chris Sabin, a man which I have nothing, but all due respect for. But, if you would indulge me for a moment, I have a handful of words to say to him. It is with the utmost sincerity that I say these solemn words to you, I mean nothing more than to get the best out of our contest through them. Think them not a personal attack, but rather an attack at the idea of Chris Sabin, a man who would claim to suplex trains, yes I’ve played Final Fantasy Six. These words, which I have put off so far for they are too dangerous to speak without first bracing oneself, are as follows. Ha Ha Ha, you lose. Mercer laughs as he turns the microphone off. I’m so clever. Tommy Mercer vs Chris Sabin 10 Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 18:04:28 GMT -5
Sabin with an actual Machine Gun.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 7, 2013 18:09:07 GMT -5
Mercer with a Toga.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 18:13:58 GMT -5
Sabin assaults Mercer with a flurry of chops trying to soften him up. He bounces off the ropes and charges in. Mercer gets a boot up, but Sabin ducks underneath, grabbing him as he comes back with a running bulldog! He plants Mercer into the mat, making the cover.
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Mercer kicks out. Sabin grabs him as he rises, looking for a swinging neckbreaker only for Mercer to grab him in mid-move, turning it into a sit-out full nelson slam! Sabin arches off the mat as Tommy covers.
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Sabin kicks out. Tommy bounces off the ropes as Chris rises, charging in and leveling him with a devestating big boot, turning him inside out!
Ouch. And that's what they call in the UFC a Knockout Blow.
Mercer covers once again.
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Sabin gets the shoulder up. Tommy looks on in disbelief, yanking Sabin back to his feet.
Mercer scoops him up as he rises, hooking him by the arms and planting him with a Double Arm DDT! Sabin does a full headstand, flopping back to the canvas as Mercer yanks him back to his feet, lifting him up with a scoop slam only to for Sabin to slip free behind him, grabbing Mercer and rolling him up with a school boy!
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Mercer escapes. Sabin bounces off the ropes only to fall to the outside, LoMonaco yanking them down and sending him tumbling to the floor! Mercer dives at him from inside the ring, mounting and pummeling him on the outside. Refere Brian Stiffler watches on in disbelief, immediately starting his count.
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9...
10!
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest has been declared a draw!
Sabin and Mercer however don't seem to care as they continue brawling on the outside. Eventually Shelley and Shatter intervene, pulling their respective partners away,
This one broke down quickly. Sabin and Mercer haven't exactly settled things here tonight.
Nope, but I suspect they'll meet again soon enough. Count on it, Tenay.
As the two teams make their exit The sounds of "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" begin to play, causing the crowd to boo as Austin Aries steps out onto the stage. Aries just smiles as he looks out into the crowd.
What is Austin Aries doing out here?
For weeks, you people have been deprived of the greatest voice in this company. Sure, you may have heard Joey Ryan talk about his moustache, Eric Young may have done his best Crow impersonation, but when it comes to the man you all crave to see, the man who's voice is sweeter than a choir, you all crave A Double. So why have I been silent? Why has The Greatest Man That Ever Lived refused to speak?
Jeff Hardy.
You see, I refused to allow a single word about Jeff Hardy to escape my lips. I refused to say anythimg about him for the simple fact that I do not like Jeff Hardy. Here is a stain on the world of professional wrestling, a man who disrespected A Double and refused to say anything about our series of matches. I carried Jeff to the best matches of his career without breaking a sweat, and he refuses to thank me. He refuses to acknowledge that A Double made Jeff Hardy into a star.
Well right now, I wash my hands clean of Jeff Hardy. He can hang out with the career underachiever DJ Red and continue to wallow in the land of mediocre. A Double on the other hand is going straight to the top here in TNA, where I truly belong.
And if anyone has a problem, A Double isn't too hard to find.
"The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" plays once again as Aries poses on the ramp to a chorus of boos. Aries simply smirks as he heads to the back.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 18:17:36 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! HeroIntroducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, Jeff Hardy! Jeff Hardy wanders out from the back, posing atop the entrance ramp as he emerges. Jeff Hardy coming off an unsuccessful bid against KCW at Lockdown. But the thing about Hardy is he never gives up no matter what.And that's one reason why he's such a moron, Mike. Sometimes you gotta know when to fold em. And Jeff, I think he only folds one sort of thing.Nation of ViolenceHis opponent, from the Isle of Samoa, Samoa Joe! Joe stomps down the rampway, staring a hole through Hardy as he stands in the ring. As he makes his way down we cut to a picture-in-picture of Joe. Jeff Hardy, you high f***.
You think you can tango with me? I got news. IT AIN'T f***IN' HAPPENING!!Whether you love him or hate him, nobody can deny that Samoa Joe is a dangerous man. He's been undefeated for a few weeks now ever since he crushed Magnus.Yeah, I like what Joe can do in the ring, but can't say the same about what he does after the bell's rung. What he did to Magnus was uncalled for. I'm hoping somebody teaches this Samoan dude some respect real soon.Samoa Joe vs Jeff Hardy 10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 7, 2013 18:18:11 GMT -5
Joe devours Hardy.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 18:18:34 GMT -5
Joe with a JOEWINSLOL
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 18:29:33 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy unloads on Joe with a flurry of punches, rocking the big man. He grabs him for a swinging neckbreaker, but Joe shoves him off! Jeff turns around right into a vicious chop sending him reeling! He nails him with another and a third, backing him off against the ropes.
Joe sends him off to the other side of the ring, catching him as he comes back with a calf kick! He pins Jeff down.
Joe turning things around just like that. That's no surprise though considering the sort of competitor he is.
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Jeff kicks out. Joe yanks him to his feet as he rises and forces him back down with a standing STO, driving him down into the canvas! He then bounces off the ropes once more, crushing him beneath with a jumping senton! Hardy writhes on the mat in pain, Joe covering again.
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Jeff kicks out again. Joe stamps the mat in anger, grabbing him as he stumbles up and hauling him onto his shoulders. He goes for the Musclebuster, but Jeff wriggles free, dropping down and rolling him up with a Sunset Flip!
A beautiful counter by Hardy!
Now that's thinking on your feet!
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Joe powers out, sending Jeff flying! Joe rises to his feet only to get hit with a dropkick, sending him stumbling back! Jeff charges in with a second, knocking him back again! Joe rushes forward as he recovers for a clothesline, but Jeff ducks under it, counter it with a jawbreaker! He then lunges forward, taking the stunned Joe off his feet finally with a flying clothesline!
He climbs atop for the cover.
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Joe powers out again!
Jeff leaps at Joe for a yet another dropkick, but Joe slaps him away, sending him crashing to the mat! As he stumbles up, Joe hefts him onto his shoulders and charges forward, driving him down with a Musclebuster!
He slips behind and slaps on the Coquina Clutch, wrenching the air out of his opponent. Hardy struggles to escape for a few moments, but eventually has no choice but to tap out!
Here is your winner by submission, Samoa Joe!
And Joe once again destroying yet another opponent. This man in unstoppable as of late. I sincerely wonder if there's anybody who can beat him now? ------------------
*Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde are seen backstage, watching several womens matches. On one screen is Mickie and Madison vs. The Beautiful People, while on another is Thunder and Lightning vs. Wilde Violence from the past. As Velvet hits In Yo Face, Taylor turns to Melanie.*
So, the tag titles?
It would seem that way. It was nice to get a small break, but I'm itching to get to the top.
Plus, I get to hold tag titles with you. Who wouldn't want that?
It would be nice to hold the tag gold again. There's a few tag teams I wouldn't mind taking on.
All we need is to get some competition. Next week we start that trek, but tonight, we prepare.
*Taylor nods in agreement as we cut backstage again.*
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 18:33:49 GMT -5
We head backstage to Rosita, looking much better than at Lockdown. S'up nerds.
It is I, the miss of Misery. The fem of ferociousness. The T and A of TNA. Rosita.
And while I don't have great news about Zema following Lockdown, it appears I'm going to continue to be given matches. And while getting to hurt some knockouts at Lockdown was very therapeutic, if I going to keep competing my ego will not allow me to continue to lose. But I spent some more days with Ion and he's starting to show signs of his usual bragadocious self and that always puts a smile on my face.
But you know who doesn't put a smile on my face... Taeler Hendrix. But that's mostly because when reviewing for this match, I had no clue what she was trying to say half the time.
But hey, who am I to judge? . . . I'm Rosita. That's more than enough of a reason for me to judge. I'm the woman who broke down Leather and Lace and caused both of their retirements. I ended Von Erich and Traci Brook's careers! I was the one who tricked Eric Young into mentoring me and the woman who, along with Zema, beat down and bloodied Eric Bischoff while rocking suicide gear. I've done so much in so little time, and had an even better time getting to stand by my man and guide him to victory by being the brains of March Madness.
But make no mistake about it, I'm a great coach and a better player. I'm no stranger to in-ring competition and if I'm going to re-enter the division, I'm not going to be happy until I'm at the top. I stood by Zema's side on his rise to greatness and run at the top. When he returns, he can be my corner man and get to watch me see the same success.
Taeler Hendrix, you're going to be in the ring with the baddest bitch you can ever imagine. I hope you like it rough, because when I'm done with you, you're going to be screaming. Rosita winks at the camera before beaming a smile and exiting the shot. ----------------- Coming UndoneMickie James and Madison Rayne head to the ring. Hardcore Country coming out here and they did not have a good night at Lockdown.They were robbed blind, Mike! First of all, Madison Rayne wasn't even on the card! Then Mickie gets screwed over in Queen of the Cage because Taryn Terrell got in her way! And then Hamada beat Gail Kim to hang on to the Women's Championship, though I'll never figure out how she did it...Mickie has the mic as the crowd boos. OK, y'all need to just shut up!The boos get louder, so Madison grabs the mic. SHUT UP! Don't you inbred idiots know what that means?! Shut your damn holes and listen to what Mickie has to say!Thank you, Madison.
So yeah, Lockdown absolutely sucked, huh? Queen of the Cage was nothing but a joke! Taryn Terrell? She's the first one in the cage? How the hell does that happen, might I ask? The woman who makes less sense than a teenage girl on Facebook, the same woman I thought I'd already smacked the stupid out of? And then Anonymous Brooke is the second woman in the cage. ...OK, she's been training, fine, whatever.
But then, I finally get in there, after a fight with Sarita or whatever her name is, and I'm the first one targeted?! What the hell was that?!
And then, the biggest insult, I get pinned by Brooke Adams. The last person who needed to win that match, mind you. Hell, I probably would've been OK with Taryn winning, as long it wasn't the same old shit...
But nope, Brooke wins and I'm shut out. But y'know what? I thought that might happen. After all, this company loves to pick a few select women and shove them down your throats until they wear out their welcome, then find someone new to repeat the process with. So Brooke or Melanie winning, I might have expected that. So I had a contingency plan in place. That being asking my dear friend Gail Kim to grant me a shot at the Women's Championship.
Which would've worked out well if she had actually won the title! But nope, Gail dropped the ball and Hamada is still Champion. After what, the fourth attempt to make her relevant, Hamada's because Superwoman? That or Gail suddenly drank a gallon of suck juice before going out there. Either way, now that my plans have gone to hell yet again, I'm left with having to resort to Plan B.
The Beautiful People seem to have it in their heads that they're through with us after Destination X. Only problem is, we're not through with them. We want those titles and those Barbie-lookalikes... actually no, that's an insult to Mattel's work.
We want those belts and I don't care if you want to move on! This isn't over until we say it is! Now what I need right now is for someone to come out here and give us what we want and what we deserve!Hot Mess*Taryn appears escorted by Taeler Hendrix on the entrance ramp with an exaggerated sarcasticly confused face on* UUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM hold on lol 0-o
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mikie u fat horesfaced old bitch wat r u talkin about?///////slash
nothin about ur promo evn make sense hold onOhhhh but Taryn I thought you were soooo scaaaaaaared of Mickie James?Lets be honest when have I ever written her consistently... I'll explain it later.OVEERRRRR IIIIITTTTTT i just needed some time 2 adjust ok?
look mikie u n me bak in wcwwe had a couple good matches or w/e idrc cause its borin wrestlin stuff and i need 2 go tan
but u n me had a fight or 2 and ya thats nice ok good
...but ur just as dumb now as u r thenEven though she now has a totally different writer and personality./color]Jesse will you PLEASE shut up?im suprised he didnt comment on how he wants to bang her anyway tho like ok ENOUGH RAMBLIN lets get to ur dumbas promo what ur sayin
u say you deserv a tag title show with this weird lookin friend of urs
...wait*Taryn kinda squints and bends her head at Madison* r u actually a girl or a drag queen w/ implants i cant tell
the drag race set is that way hunnyTaryn... the tag shot. Lets get to the point here.I really don't like this girlOH RIGHT THE POINT ok so u claim u wanna tag titl shot but lol uve like...
already had some and ur complain ABOUT THIS COMPANY ALWAYS CHOOSIN THE SAME PEOPLE BUT OK LIKE
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and second of all like uve been gettin title shots in this or that company for EVr??? and my partner has nevr had a shot at all and she's like talent or somethinAwww Taryn thanks!Don't let it get to your head.and i'm still newly signed myself and like... we deserv the title shot more by uR OWN THEORY ON HOW THIS COMPANY WORKS LYK U SAID URSELF THAT U HAD A SHOT AT DESITNATON X U DUMBIE LOL???!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?1/1/?//1/1/1/1/1//1/1slashoneslash
soooooooooooo....stand asside go get some arbys or smethin while u drop madison off at the drag race set while i beat a gimmick infringment lawsuit into angelina loveseveryoneonthe roster and leatherface dirt's ugly facesMickie and Madison just stare for a moment. ...What the hell did you even just say?!Drag queen?! I look like a drag queen to you?!Really? THAT'S what you take out of... whatever the hell that was? Wow, OK then.
Look, honestly, I really don't hold any grudge against you. Not anymore, not since I drove you through a table two and a half years ago. But by the same token, while I may not have a problem with you directly, I certainly DO take issue with you wanting to jump ahead of us. Especially with your argument that we already had a title shot.Taryn, you ignorant slut, I'm not a drag queen!OK, hon? Chill. Let's TRY to prioritize here, OK?
Taryn, you ignorant slut, we're the former Women's Tag Team Champions! By right, we are entitled to a rematch against The Beautiful People! I'd ask you if you can get that through your head, but I already know it would just leak out along with anything else remotely resembling common sense.
Taeler, you seem smart. Explain it to her, maybe she'll understand you.*Taryn's eye started twiching at the mention of going through a table and she looked ready to burst into her more violent personality, until Taeler put a friendly hand on her shoulder* I completely agree with my partner on everything she said... everything competition and wrestling related that she said.Taeler with the sick shot with the disclaimer!We deserve a title shot more than you. This division needs new blood, new faces, and fresh matches. You said so yourself so get off your high horse.Hahahahaha nice horseface joke Taeler!I didn't mean to--ANYWAY u look like a drag queen madison DWI DEAL WITH IT DWWWIIIISo do the Beautiful People thoughya but i mean they look like girls unlike madison who ssrsly could pass for a boy so its onli bcz they wear wayyyy 2 muc makeup tho lyk i said they're tryhards thats what they do lyk w/eAngel On My Shoulder*The Beautiful People walk out on stage. Velvet has the microphone.* OK, so a lot is happening out here, some of it I understand, most of it... right over my head. Let me see what I DO comprehend.
Mickie, you're mad because we kicked your asses nearly every time we were in the ring together. You're mad because we're the Champions and you aren't. And you're mad because your pal Gail couldn't get the job done at Lockdown. Am I getting this right?
Now, Taryn...
I'm not even sure you are mad, but I do take offense to your claims that we are "ripping off your gimmick". Because from where I'm sitting, there are absolutely no similarities, other than we're blonde and you're blonde. And even if there WERE similarities...
We were here first! So if anything, YOU'RE the ripoff!But despite the nonsensical bile you spewed out here, there was something else that got our attention. You want a shot at our titles? You've had what, three matches here and haven't actually won any of them, yet you want a shot at us?*Angelina turns to Mickie and Madison.* And you two want another title shot, even though we already we're through with you?The answer's no. To both of you. We beat you two. And you two aren't even worth our time. So forget it.*The Beautiful People go to leave, when who should show up but Eric Bischoff on the Dixietron.* Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies. I think you two are a little confused. You see... the Queen of the Ring match had one extra caveat I forgot to mention.
You see, while Brooke Adams won the women's title shot that still leaves both you and Taryn, Mickie. And so since I think the Beautiful People need some new challengers now that they've retained their titles.
So I could give you Taryn and Taeler against the Beautiful People or Hardcore Country against them, but I have a better idea. How does this sound? At Sacrifice it will be The Beautiful People teaming together to face Mickie James... and Taryn Terrell for the TNA Women's Tag Team Championship![/color] *The crowd cheers at this announcement* Oh, you guys liked that one too? Well good. Then consider it official! Best of luck to you four at Sacrifice then.Bischoff makes his exit as the four girls look at one another, now seemingly opponents down the road. What an announcement! The Beautiful People defending against Mickie James and Taryn Terrell? That's an explosive combination if ever I heard one!Yeah, this one is going to lead some fireworks. And I for one can't wait, Mike!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2013 18:34:06 GMT -5
If Joe wins?! IF?! IF?!
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
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Post by lodirulz on Jun 7, 2013 18:38:49 GMT -5
Seeing Madhack do the old text speak with Taryn again makes my heart feel warm and fuzzy.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 18:39:08 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Super VillianIntroducing first, from Queens, New York, Rosita! Rosita emerges from the back, looking much more confident than last time we saw her. Rosita heading out on her own here tonight. But she's proven even by herself that she can be just as successful.For those concerned about Zema, not to worry. I've talked to Rosita personally and she told me that you can send all the well-wishes you like to him on Twitter, Facebook, or even post them via Vine. He'll probably ignore most of them, but you'll still know that he took the time to block each and every one of you personally.Oh, I better get right on that.One Girl RevolutionHer opponent, from Seattle, Washinton, Taeler Hendrix! Hendrix makes her way down the rampway, slapping hands with the fans as she does. Hendrix is kind of caught in the middle of this whole situation with Taryn and Mickie, and with the recent announcement it's a mystery as to what this means for either team.Indeed, but in this business you've gotta roll with the punches. And tonight Taeler has to keep her eyes on Rosita. If she slacks off it's not gonna end well for her.Rosita vs Taeler Hendrix 10 Minutes
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 18:40:30 GMT -5
Rosita with a Comprehensibility Powerbomb!
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