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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 17:48:13 GMT -5
Okay, I just got back from looking for a new job and WHAT THE HELL? ?? You guys can't take a hint? Can't throw me a vote? Anyone wanna kick me in the nuts while they're at it? *Kicks Jono in the nuts* Haven't you learned by now not to give us that option? Seriously though, I was just happy that Gail advanced to the second round. I'm sorry Adams didn't, though.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 13, 2013 17:51:18 GMT -5
It's fine.
It only completely ruins a storyline I intended to build over the next six months before it even gets started.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:52:03 GMT -5
Sorry, Jono, but the other two promoed as well. I understand the circumstances, but this does at least give The Aces and Eights more fuel for their crusade against management.
But I will PM you after the show in regards to something for Lockdown if you're interested.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 13, 2013 17:52:33 GMT -5
I guess I'm the only one who makes decisions based on booking logic.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 13, 2013 17:53:03 GMT -5
Sorry, Jono, but the other two promoed. I understand the circumstances, but this does at least give The Aces and Eights more fuel for their crusade against management. But I will PM you after the show in regards to something for Lockdown if you're interested. I PROMOED
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 17:54:27 GMT -5
It's fine. It only completely ruins a storyline I intended to build over the next six months before it even gets started. Well, it helps if other people know what you're planning. Because if there was a master plan for the women's division, I wasn't in the know about it. And since I can't book what I don't know about...
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:56:13 GMT -5
Looking back, yeah, you did. I thought it was just Storm talking, but going back Brooke does say a few things as well. Still, the Kim and Brooke promos were stronger, I felt. And Brooke has been consistent as well.
Sorry, man. There's only so much I can do. She's far from dead in the water though.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 13, 2013 17:57:06 GMT -5
Looking back, yeah, you did. I thought it was just Storm talking, but going back Brooke does say a few things as well. Still, the Kim and Brooke promos were stronger, I felt. And Brooke has been consistent as well. Sorry, man. There's only so much I can do. She's far from dead in the water though. Honestly, hasn't Brooke Hogan been wrestling for literally two weeks?
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 17:57:10 GMT -5
Sorry, Jono, but the other two promoed. I understand the circumstances, but this does at least give The Aces and Eights more fuel for their crusade against management. But I will PM you after the show in regards to something for Lockdown if you're interested. I PROMOEDYeah, everyone promoed there, Natural. I would count the Aces reveal as a big one for Brooke.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:59:11 GMT -5
Joey Ryan delivers a series of chops, backing E into the corner. He licks his palm, sizes him up, and then delivers an echoing one, E grasping his chest in pain! He stumbles out of the corner, Ryan pulling him in and driving him down with a Uranage slam! E crashes to the mat, Ryan making the cover.
1!
2!
E kicks out. Ryan sizes him up as he rises, leaping and nailing him with a dropkick, taking E off his feet! He sizes him up once more, looking for the kill shot. Joey lunges in, looking for his patented Superkick!
E however rolls underneath, catching Ryan as he pops back up with a chop block! Ryan goes down with a thud, E stomping away at his fallen form. He grabs Ryan as he rises up, grabbing and taking him down with a Russian Leg Sweep! He rolls back to his feet, charging in as Ryan rises and clobbering him with a clothesline! Joey gets turned inside out, E making the pin!
1!
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Ryan kicks out. E slams the mat in frustration. He grabs Ryan and starts delivering a series of headbutts with his unusual hairstyle.
You think you can beat me, bro?!
He rears back for a final headbutt, but Ryan counters with one of his own! E stumbles back in surprise, Ryan lunging in and nailing him with a Spear!
Ryan stamps the mat, signaling E to rise back to his feet. E eventually does, wandering right into...
That 70's Kick!
E flies back with a thud, Ryan grasping his skull before hooking the leg.
1!
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3!
Here is your winner, Joey Ryan!
And Joey Ryan once again shows the world why he won last week! A decisive win here tonight over E!
Yeah, that was pretty clear. Ryan is on top once again. Only time will tell who can stop him.
E lays in a heap, Ryan mugging to the crowd and celebrating his victory.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 18:01:44 GMT -5
Yeah, everyone promoed there, Natural. I would count the Aces reveal as a big one for Brooke. Indeed. Looking back I realized that now.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 18:02:54 GMT -5
Zema Ion and Rosita are walking down a hallway, talking to the camera.
S'up nerds!
It is I, the base stealing, rope springing, touchdown throwing, word flowing, basketball dunking, 4th grade flunking, "Hole in One"-ing, hall of fame gunning, gum spitting, hard hitting, STILL Undefeated, Drop Dead Sexy, X-Division Champion, ZEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Zema and Rosita stop, and pose for the camera.
Notice a little more "pep" in that? Its because I'm excited. I heard Bischoff's announcement last week and thought I was booked for that night. But nah, I got an entire extra week to study up on King.
Let's be real. I did the studying. You just lifted weights while I yelled the advice at you.
Hey, we all have our own studying styles.
Back to the point, with this extra week and a match that has NO HOLDS BARRED, how can I not be excited?
Think about this, Now I can do every hold i want to. Bischoff didn't just make this SOME HOLDS BARRED, he went crazy and allowed all of them.
And now I get to unleash my arsenal of holds. From A to Z, and The Appletini Around the Back hold to the Zimbabwe Zipper hold! No one can handle the flying squirrel modified face grab hold. And please, like King has any clue how to get out of my West Philadelphia Penguin Lock. There are so many holds that I...
Sorry to interrupt, but um, you realize what No Holds Barred means, right? Its like No DQ or Countout.
No, you're thinking of a hardcore match.
This is the same.
Extreme rules?
Same.
Street Fight?
Just a change in outfit.
Bimbo brawl?
...if you and King were chicks.
Good housekeeping match?
If you take the fight to a kitchen.
Raven's rules?
Same thing. Raven wasn't that creative.
. . . I feel so lied to. Here I was, ready to break out the dangerous South African Sloth stomach crunch hold and now... what's even the point?
Cheer up Zema. No DQ means you can still use all the holds you want.
No. It's just not the same.
I guess I'll just hit him with a chair or a table. Or a flaming table. Or an elephant. Or a flaming elephant.
Well, just be ready for a fight. Because I know King is going to be tougher than every other time we've fought him so far.
Oh, you know I will. Whether I use a hold or a hockey stick, a grapple or a grapefruit, a punch or a pinata, I'm walking in as the X-Division champion and I'm walking out STILL the best damn thing in TNA. STILL the sexiest member of the roster. STILL the most versatile athlete in existance. And STILL X-Division Champion.
IT'S GOOD!
Zema and Rosita embrace and the shot fades. -----------------------
We cut backstage to Kenny King warming up for his match.
So here we are. Zema Ion vs. Kenny King III. X Division Championship. No Holds Barred. Most people would be looking forward to this opportunity but as far as I'm concerned it never should have come to this. I should be standing here with the gold already around my waist and Zema Ion out of my life forever but for some unfathomable reason, I haven't quite got there yet. Sure, I keep coming closer and closer. The first time round, Zema barely got my shoulders down for a three count, the second time it went to a draw, I keep building momentum but I've had damn momentum ever since I walked into TNA. For all those people questioning whether I can get the job done or not, just ask Kurt Angle, ask Jeff Hardy, ask Rob Van Dam. Time and time again, I've proven I am a star so I refuse to choke again. I have lost sleep over the X Division Championship, it doesn't matter what I eat because that damn title is all I hunger for.
Zema, I can respect what you've done. Defeating Joey Ryan is no easy feat and you've certainly raised the prestige of the gold. While controversy has been abound in the World title picture, you have been the one constant in the X Division, unwavering. You and I, we're not that different. We think alike, we both have excellent taste in women, we've even proved we can work together when times have called for it and we both see tonight as a chance to show the world why we're the future of TNA. Let's get one thing perfectly straight though. I don't want you overlooking me simply because of the past. There was a time in your life too Miguel where you craved the X Division Championship just as much as I do now yet no matter what, you couldn't quite get hold of it. You didn't let it stop you and eventually, you got everything you ever wanted but now... well, you're just as sick of me as I am of you. Only difference is that your time is running out and my time is finally beginning.
As far as the whole No Holds Barred thing goes, that doesn't really matter to me. It could be a Blindfold match, it could be a Scaffold match, it could be a Blindfolded Scaffold match or it could be a Rosita on a pole match for all I care. Zema, you're going to have to hit me with everything you've got because you haven't been able to stop me so far and I don't believe you can stop me. I didn't come this far so I could just fail time and time again. If third time is supposedly the charm, I finally intend on living up to that. You've been going around here for a few months, acting like you rule the place. Tonight, I will make you bow down to the King.
(Five minutes til the maaaaaaaaaaaaain event.)
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 13, 2013 18:06:24 GMT -5
Yeah, everyone promoed there, Natural. I would count the Aces reveal as a big one for Brooke. Indeed. Looking back I realized that now. That's why there wasn't a seperate one. I felt writing two wouldn't be fair to the others. I really should stop caring about other people's feelings in nobody is gonna care about mine.
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Post by Waffel113 on May 13, 2013 18:07:13 GMT -5
Poor Zema. All he wanted was to use those fancy holds.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 18:13:34 GMT -5
The following contest is a no-holds barred match scheduled for one fall for the X-Division Championship!. And it is your maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain event of the evening. First Things FirstHere comes the challenger. Once again King has an opportunity to face Ion.
Indeed, and he better make it count tonight. Ion isn't going to slack off here. There are no draws tonight.SupervillainThe champion looking as cocky and confident as ever. This guy may be arrogant, but he's proven he can back it up.
Without a doubt. King has got his work cut out for him if he wants to unseat this guy!Introducing the challenger, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Kenny King! And his opponent, from Manila in the Phillipines, he is the TNA X-Division Champion, Zema Ion! Zema Ion vs Kenny King (No Holds Barred Match for the X-Division Championship)15 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 18:14:56 GMT -5
Indeed. Looking back I realized that now. That's why there wasn't a seperate one. I felt writing two wouldn't be fair to the others. I really should stop caring about other people's feelings in nobody is gonna care about mine. You're right. I overlooked the promo and that may have influenced my decision somewhat. But at the same time I had a reason for the way I voted, which I messaged you about a few minutes ago. Just wanted to let you know that it was not a way to kick you while you were down. I would never do such a thing. For now I only ask that you contain those feelings until the end of the show. After that you can yell and vent as much as you like.
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 13, 2013 18:15:42 GMT -5
Kenny King with a King Krab. I think three big losses in a row would stall the character too much for my liking. (That, and he had the better promo.) Indeed. Looking back I realized that now. That's why there wasn't a seperate one. I felt writing two wouldn't be fair to the others. I really should stop caring about other people's feelings in nobody is gonna care about mine. Honestly... yeah, do that. When I have a match that character wise I feel I need to win, I go all out. I don't think anyone has any hurt feelings to losing to a better promo. I think people would judge what you're doing now as worse, because you're diminishing their victory by placing all the attention on yourself. Just write a second promo next time, especially if the match was as important as you're stating it was.
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Post by Waffel113 on May 13, 2013 18:16:00 GMT -5
Very tough choice, but Ion with a Gamma Ray!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 18:24:26 GMT -5
This is a difficult one...
King with a Crowning Achievement!
Spartan makes some good points that I agree with.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 18:26:43 GMT -5
Kenny King with a King Krab. I think three big losses in a row would stall the character too much for my liking. (That, and he had the better promo.) That's why there wasn't a seperate one. I felt writing two wouldn't be fair to the others. I really should stop caring about other people's feelings in nobody is gonna care about mine. Honestly... yeah, do that. When I have a match that character wise I feel I need to win, I go all out. I don't think anyone has any hurt feelings to losing to a better promo. I think people would judge what you're doing now as worse, because you're diminishing their victory by placing all the attention on yourself. Just write a second promo next time, especially if the match was as important as you're stating it was. Agreed. If you want to win bad enough, you go all out. And if you're really worried about it not being fair, just tell your opponent you're gonna do more than one promo. Give them fair warning, then go ahead and do your worst.
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