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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 12, 2013 18:39:12 GMT -5
So are results coming anytime soon?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 12, 2013 21:33:55 GMT -5
...that's what i get for not reading properly So do you still want in?
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jun 13, 2013 1:10:37 GMT -5
...that's what i get for not reading properly So do you still want in? nah, I got something else planned, speaking of, BRB did you get my pm?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 13, 2013 13:59:00 GMT -5
Well, I would be sending a message to multiple people, but for some reason at this time, it will not allow me to do that.
Because of that, I have sent the promo first to MiscreAnt, afterwards........who will be next between Connor, Antihero, and The Dream/Scott Martin
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 13, 2013 16:14:45 GMT -5
So are results coming anytime soon? I'll write entrances and finishes later this evening, but in the meantime I'll at least tell the match writers who wins so that they'll have a better idea of what story they want to tell.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jun 13, 2013 17:15:58 GMT -5
Well, I would be sending a message to multiple people, but for some reason at this time, it will not allow me to do that. Because of that, I have sent the promo first to MiscreAnt, afterwards........who will be next between Connor, Antihero, and The Dream/Scott Martin If there were no objections I'd kind of like Connor to go last.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 13, 2013 17:46:25 GMT -5
I guess I will.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2013 11:13:55 GMT -5
TV Title and a Misc promo have been sent.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 15, 2013 11:14:47 GMT -5
I'll have the match done by Monday.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 15, 2013 19:16:58 GMT -5
I feel like I owe everybody an apology right now, because the fact is that I haven't been putting as much time into making sure this fed runs smoothly and on time as I should have in the recent past. I've wound up doing the exact thing that I got angry at Square for when he was booking, so...yeah.
All I can say is that I will attempt to do better. But if it turns out I'm not up to the task--and it's possible I may not be--it may be a good idea for either Connor to take the reins earlier than planned or, if he doesn't feel ready, to see if anybody else might be up to the job.
EDIT: The TV Title match is in now, though, so that's something.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 15, 2013 20:10:46 GMT -5
Socko you seem to be too hard on yourself, I mean you left last season because you didn't feel you were as active as you should have been as world champion. I understand that you need to have high standards for yourself but the standard you seem to hold yourself to seems inhuman. You expect perfection from yourself in all instances and that's just not possible, but I can understand wanting to be better.
Basically cut yourself some slack.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 17, 2013 10:32:37 GMT -5
1/ Working on match now. If I can't get it done today it WILL be in by Tuesday.
2. If I had both a laptop and a lot more time on my hands and wasn't so drained from work, I'd offer to take over if things came down to it. Other hand, knowing what happened when I ran Raw in WWE:FAN Edition, that probably wouldn't be a good thing.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 18, 2013 13:30:45 GMT -5
Socko you seem to be too hard on yourself, I mean you left last season because you didn't feel you were as active as you should have been as world champion. I understand that you need to have high standards for yourself but the standard you seem to hold yourself to seems inhuman. You expect perfection from yourself in all instances and that's just not possible, but I can understand wanting to be better. Basically cut yourself some slack. Thanks for the kind words Antihero, and for liking his post guys. I should mention that it's not the standards for myself I'm trying to live up to so much as the standards set by Evil M (lots of you weren't here when he ran this fed, but he did a very good job) and BRB. Regardless, the show ought to be posted today. I'm still a match short but I'll just do what BRB did sometimes and leave a blank post that I can copy the match into after I receive it. Then I'll let everybody know that the match is posted.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 18, 2013 13:42:28 GMT -5
Working on match now. The BRB/Richlen promo will probably have to wait to be finished until next week, sadly.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 18, 2013 13:50:53 GMT -5
Working on match now. The BRB/Richlen promo will probably have to wait to be finished until next week, sadly. Okay, good to hear. And that's just as well, since I have at least as many promos as matches right now, and normally I try to kick things off with a match, then a promo, then another match, etc. That's because a common criticism leveled at both WWE and TNA at different times was that there was too much talk and not enough action, so I'm trying to do the opposite. It's gonna be tricky as it is without another promo to squeeze in.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 18, 2013 13:55:23 GMT -5
Working on match now. The BRB/Richlen promo will probably have to wait to be finished until next week, sadly. Okay, good to hear. And that's just as well, since I have at least as many promos as matches right now, and normally I try to kick things off with a match, then a promo, then another match, etc. That's because a common criticism leveled at both WWE and TNA at different times was that there was too much talk and not enough action, so I'm trying to do the opposite. It's gonna be tricky as it is without another promo to squeeze in. I have never heard that criticism. All I have heard of is following one promo with.........another promo.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 18, 2013 13:55:34 GMT -5
That reminds me, is the big Drakin promo done?
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 18, 2013 14:03:47 GMT -5
NITERAW TH: It's once again time for Niteraw! "Gorilla" Tim Hoss with you here with Jesse King...JK: That's me!TH: ...and what a great show we'll be calling tonight! The number one contenders to the tag team championships held by Seth Drakin and MiscreANT will be decided in a five team, ten-person, cage match later this evening!JK: You've got Mackenzie & Antihero versus Martin & Dream versus Blood & General versus Hayden & Richlen versus Orange Lantern Mulligan & Boiraa Ruumu Buraara! The match can only be won by escape, and the first person to climb out of the cage and land on the floor with both feet touching will win a tag title shot for himself and his partner one week from tonight!TH: And two of the men in that match will have to keep on wrestling even after it's over, King! Michael Hayden, "Hollywood's Own", is our current TV Champion and is obligated to defend his title weekly! Right after the cage match is over, he'll defend his belt against Antihero!JK: We've also got Shaelin Marie O'Hara taking on Jack Cain, and we're scheduled to hear from Seth Drakin later tonight as well!TH: Indeed, our World Heavyweight Champion will apparently be negotiating his contract--which, for those of you who are just starting to follow the Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance, expires one day before he is scheduled to defend his title--with our CEO and Majority Shareholder, Boiler Room Brawler. Which is strange, because BRB seemed to make it clear previously that he and Seth had nothing to talk about, that there was no way he would sign Seth to a new contract with the demands Seth was making.JK: Hey, don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Gorilla! Maybe BRB has changed his mind and Seth can be persuaded not to leave this company with its greatest prize!TH: Let's hope so.MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!* * *Jack Cain, one of the musclemen of the Cult Of The End, walks down to the ring.* MM: Introducing first, representing the Cult Of The End, weighing in at 338 pounds, Jack Cain!TH: Normally Jack Cain would be serving as the backup for Jeremy Dupoe, but tonight he will be taking on much different/smaller competition in Shaelin Marie O'Hara-JK: Who I hope gets squashed like the pest that she is!* * *The fans in the nosebleeds part as Shaelin Marie O'Hara walks down from the stands to the ring. She seems to be smarting from her rather painful debut match in the epic Wrestling organization (eWo), which she won by DQ when her opponent went apeshit on her with a belt. Thus, she's not exactly in a good mood.* MM: And his opponent, representing The Revolution, from Miles City, Montana, Shaelin Marie O'Hara!TH: Shaelin has been heavily critical of the lack of competition for her as well as the lack of a women's division in FAWA. She's tried to fix the former by competing in Japan, the 101 Colony, and recently in the eWo, but she's still not satisfied by any means.*It's apparant even before Lloyd McFloyd calls for the bell that Shaelin is at a major disadvantage in her first FAWA match in two years. Nevertheless, she decides to rush forward, yet Cain effortlessly military presses her over his head and simply lets her drop over eight feet to the canvas below. He pulls her back up, but she starts firing away with stiff kicks to his ribs before he can get upright! Unfortunately for her, it doesn't rattle him and Shaelin gets another military press for her trouble, but Cain isn't done and he deadlifts her up and vertical suplexes her! 1! 2! Shaelin kicks out, but Cain pulls her up and shoots her to the ropes, but she ducks under the attempted big boot, rebounds, and goes for a chop block, which connects but doesn't take him anywhere close to down. She hits the ropes again and gets in a second chop block, but again, Cain remains upright. Frustrated, she hits the ropes again, but he charges for the other side and sends her spiraling with a Clothesline From Hell! 1! 2! Shaelin kicks out again! Cain then wastes no time climbing to the top rope as she starts to get up, but as he goes for a flying clothesline, Shaelin catches him in mid-air with a spinning wheel kick! The big man goes down to one knee as he stumbles around, and Shaelin hits the ropes and drills him with a Shining Wizard! Cain is dazed a touch but that seems to be the extent of it until she dropkicks him in the face! He's not exactly stunned but he does spin into the second rope from the impact, and Shaelin runs the ropes and flips over the top rope, but he ducks the leg drop! Shaelin manages to recover as he gets to his feet, and she springboards for a hurricanrana, but Cain holds on and powerbombs her! 1! 2! Shaelin kicks out again, still not finding any way to stop the behemoth, and Cain pulls her up by the throat and lifts, but she uses his arms for leverage, breaks the choke as she wraps her legs around his neck, and catches him off guard with a headscissors takedown! He gets right back up but she jumps on and headscissors him down again! He stumbles back to his feet, but Shaelin steps up and delivers the Shaelinziguiri! Once again, however, it's not keeping him down, and she gets one step forward before being drilled with a boot! 1! 2! Shaelin kicks out again, so Cain goes back to the top rope, but when he goes for the elbow drop, Shaelin rolls out of the way! She decides not to waste time, and as Cain starts to get to one knee, she starts unloading Danielson-esque kicks to his head before hitting the ropes and giving him another Shining Wizard! It does nothing so she backs up for a second Shining Wizard, but Cain catches her and sets her up for another military press, only for her to slip out and DDT him! 1! 2! Now it's Cain who kicks out, and as he starts to get up, Shaelin gets to the top rope and nails a missile dropkick! Cain isn't going down, so Shaelin charges, but Cain grabs her and starts the tilt-a-whirl SHAELIN STREET CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE!!! Cain is staggering SECOND SHAELIN STREET CUTTER!!! The big man is still not going down A THIRD SHAELIN STREET CUTTER!!! Cain stumbles to one knee, then gets up A FOURTH SHAELIN STREET CUTTER FINALLY BRINGS HIM DOWN!!! Shaelin, clearly frustrated by the difficulty she's having, runs up to the top rope, SWANTON BOMB!!!! 1! 2! 3!* MM: Here is your winner, Shaelin Marie O'Hara!TH: It took quite a bit of work but Shaelin manages to topple the giant, which one would have to think would go a long way towards her efforts to get a women's division started and to get her more action in FAWA!JK: Maybe next time BRB will give her someone who is GUARANTEED to destroy her! Just because Cain couldn't do the job doesn't mean nobody can!*Following a commercial break...* *Misc steps out from the back. His tag title in one hand and a mic in the other. He slowly walks to the ring, throwing the tag title into the ring once he gets there. He slides in and begins to speak.* “Tonight 10 men will enter a steel cage for the right to face me and Seth for what is at my feet. One of the FAWA tag team titles. I do not care about this title. To most it is a belt of prestige and honor. To me it is a hunk of metal representing a company I want to leave. I am only here because Seth asked. So please BRB keep the ego trip alive so I can leave this place and then watch it crumble.”*Misc stomps on the belt. Chuckling.* “Though surprisingly that is not why I am out here. I am here to talk to one man. Sorry one ant. Antihero. Anti I was told I would never be a wrestler. I became a champion. I was told not to cheat. I now cheat whenever I can. I was told to come to FAWA at first to help build a bridge. I left before even having a match. You told me to drop this situation. I am now going to do everything I can to drive you batty over the course of this promo.”“I have watched that match last NiteRaw a lot Anti. I saw something in your eyes when the match ended. I saw the real you. The you that wants to take out the 101’s boss and BRB. The Anti who is wants to terrorize the people who fiddled with his brain. It’s still there Anti. The crazy, psychopathic, maniacal Antihero who once was a MENTOR to me. Where did he go? When did the WATER DOWNED authority fighting rebel show up? You call yourself Antihero? More like stereotypical goody two shoes-ant. It makes me sick”“I hit you with a fire extinguisher for peats sake! How are those ribs by the way? Would be a shame they caused you too lose your two matches tonight. I want to see that fire in your eyes Anti. I want to see the Antihero who would take a steel chair to my face because I deserve it! I am rotten to the core! I cheat, I backstab, I am friends with a man who is willing and able to leave this company with its most prestigious gold. Don’t you think I deserve to get to be hit with a tire iron?”“Here is the thing Anti. I rarely lie. I tell people who I am right to their face. I tell people what I am going to do and then do it. Anti, I will make you lose your mind. I tried with Connor. I got in his head and he knows it. It’s why he came out last show. Because he was in the back knowing I would try to make you go crazy. He was not helping you. He was helping himself. So that he and you can get the tag titles. I dare you. You have next week to go crazy. I will be sitting in my locker room up until my title match. Or try after my match. Take me out. Take a frying pan to my head! Take a fire extinguisher to my gut! You know you want to. So do it. You want revenge. I have said a lot of things and you know you want to shut me up.”*Misc picks up the title. He heads for the ropes but stops before exiting* “One last thing Anti. If you take me out. I will give you something you always wanted. Another match with me. No rules. You can be as brutal as you want in the match. All you have to do is attack me. Go crazy Anti, I know you can. And you know you want to.”*Misc exits dropping the mic. He raises the title high while walking to the back.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 18, 2013 14:19:59 GMT -5
Match in, not very good because I was pressed for time PLUS I had a hard time trying to figure out a divaweight VS. superheavyweight match properly.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 18, 2013 14:49:04 GMT -5
*NiteRaw returns from break, with Michael Muffer in the ring* TH: Fans, last week we saw a short video clip of a woman who promised to "squeeze the life out of her opponents". In a moment she'll debut and I'll interview her in--JK: Please don't say "that very ring", Gorilla!TH: ...uh, there.MM: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the newest addition to the Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance! She hails from the Florida Everglades and weighs in at 130 lbs...she is...ASHLEY...CONDA!"*The lights in the arena go black and standing at the top of the entrance is a woman, standing 5'6" tall. Clad only in a green snake print cat suit. Her bare feet clapping against the metal entrance ramp as the lights come up green tracking her way to the ring. In her right hand is a large black bag being held shut by a red rope. She climbs the steps slowly, eyeing the audience, through her green eye make up. She slips between the middle and top rope and brushes her shoulder length brown hair out of her face with her free hand. A smirk coming over her face she flicks her tongue towards the crowd.* TH: "Ashley Conda, it's a pleasure to meet you finally. To begin with, is there anything you'd like to tell the FAWA Galaxy about yourself?"*Ashley stares at her interviewer with very little interest as he asks the question.* AC: "There's very little that they need to know. I come into my matches, and I dominate. I am the Princess of Pythons. I am the Queen of Constrictors. The only thing..." She motions out with her free hand to the crowd who has already begun forming an opinion of her. "They need to know... is that I'm going to win, and they should worship me for it."TH: "I see. Ms. Conda, to the best of my knowledge, this is the first place you've wrestled where you'll be competing mainly against the opposite sex, and with the current roster you're always going to be outweighed by at least fifty pounds whenever you face a man opponent. Does this concern you at all?"*Ashley smirks, staring Hoss directly in the eyes, giving a little pout.* AC: "Why? Does it concern you?"TH: "Um...I don't think that you stand no chance or anything like that. But some might see it as a disadvantage. To put things in perspective, some of the people you may face have as much of a size advantage on you as the late Andre The Giant did on Hulk Hogan when they faced one another."*Ashley pushes closer to him. Staring him in the eyes, taking a much more defensive, intimidating stance.* AC: "Let me explain something to you, li'l Timmy. I've faced women who make Yokozuna look like a light weight. And I've won. And men ARE the weaker species, so I already have that advantage. And if you recall, Tiny Tim," she feigns a slap towards Tim's crotch but stops short."Hogan won that match. Just like I'll win all of mine." *Hoss flinches at the almost-crotch-slap, but quickly regains his composure* TH: "Fair enough. Speaking of your matches, can you describe your style for those who may not be familiar with you?"*She looks down for a moment shaking her head.* AC: "I already answered this question, Tim Tim. I'm The QUEEN OF CONSTRICTORS. My thighs could put out anything that gets between them."TH: "All right, I'm sure we'll see you demonstrate soon enough. In fact, you're booked to be in the Money In The Bank Or Botch match at our upcoming pay-per-view, Summerfest. But, as somebody who just got here, what are your thoughts on the situation with the world title? It may be taken from this company before you have a chance to challenge for it, possibly along with the tag titles. Do you have any opinion about who is in the right, and who is in the wrong? If you were running the company, how would you respond to Seth Drakin's ultimatum?"*She keeps her glare levelled at Tim's eyes.* AC: "The situation with the world title? Anyone's in the wrong if it's not in my hands, of course. You seem to not be understanding that I am the best this fed has ever seen. It's not about money. It's not about contracts. Any belts that are out there to win should already be around... my.... waist. Don't you agree?"TH: "Well with all due respect, Ms. Conda, I couldn't agree with that statement until you'd established yourself here, by winning some matches."*Ashley sets her black bag down, staring at the man with the microphone.* AC: "Really? You call THAT respect?"TH: "It's...well, that's just how it works. Nobody shows up here and immediately gets <i>handed</i> a title. You can certainly understand that." Ashley's face lacks any emotion as she stares at the man in front of her. AC: "The question is, do YOU understand?"Ashley grins an evil grin. AC: "You're about to..."*Suddenly the snake woman takes a step back and sends her bare foot up hard into Tim's abs, doubling him over in pain as the crowd boos!* JK: What the hell is she doing?!*The sound of the microphone hitting the canvas echos across the ring as she steps forward and wraps one arm around the man's neck and drops backwards to the canvas, sending him down with a brutal DDT. Moving at incredible speed, she wraps her legs around his neck. He bucks and struggles, prying at her legs for about half a minute before his struggles cease, going completely limp on the canvas. JK: Damn it, Gorilla can be annoying sometimes but he doesn't deserve this! Where's security when you need them?!*When she's sure he's done she releases the hold, standing up to the boos of the crowd. Moving slowly she reaches down, grabbing her black bag and opens it, dumping a large, four foot boa constrictor on the chest of the ring side interviewer. Smirking, confident and happy with her work, she places her bare, sweaty foot on top of his face, grinding it in slowly as the snake slithers across his body.* *Ryan Blood emerges at the top of the ramp and heads for the ring at a fast walk, Singapore cane in hand. He grabs a mic from one of the crew at ringside before climbing the steps, a wary eye on Ashley Conda as he vaults over the top rope and lands on his feet, facing Conda.* RB: "Conda. I remember you from Japan. See, I had a little run in the Millennium Wrestling Federation while I was rehabbing, to make sure I was back in ring shape before I returned here. As luck would have it, I caught some of your matches in that company's women's division...*ahem*...BRA."*Blood smirks* RB: "Now sure, anybody could YouTube your matches, but I'm the only one around here who's seen you live. So I think I've got a pretty good idea of what you can do...and what you can't.*Ryan glances down at Tim Hoss before making eye contact with Ashley Conda again* RB: "Nice work. Beating up interviewers can be a lot of fun. I'd like your style if a few of the things you said didn't just piss me off a teeny little bit. See, you said that men were the lesser species. Not the first time I've heard somebody spout misandrist crap, and by itself I wouldn't think it was worth coming down here about...but then you said that you deserved championship gold more than anybody here...More than ME."*Blood taps his cane on his shoulder as he continues* RB: "I have been busting my ass here for months, and before that YEARS. I have won damn near every single title there was to win in this company at one time or another. And I plan on doing it again. Now you really think, REALLY, that you can just walk your ass in here and jump to the head of the line?"*He shakes his head* RB: "Nope. You don't get to do that. Hoss isn't right about much, but he was right about one thing: you've gotta prove yourself before you make claims like that. Now, you don't like hearing that? You want to lay me out too and let your little pet take a nap on me? I'll tell you what, Ashley Conda, I'm gonna give you a chance! Oh, not tonight, because I got bigger fish to fry--or snakes, if you like--what with that cage match later on. But later this week, I'm free. You think you can step into this ring and take the Blood Knight, take one of the best that the Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance has ever seen? You'll get your chance to <i>try</i>. If you accept this challenge, of course."*Blood grins in a nasty way and lowers the mic, waiting for a response. Ashley smirks, her foot, this entire time has been covering the Hoss' face, rubbing her sole in. Having grabbed the microphone as soon as Blood's music started, Ashley lifts it to her lips, staring at the much larger man. AC: "Oh are you finally done talking? Just like a man to never know when to shut the hell up."*She smiles, her snake slowly sliding along her toes and up her ankle and resting on her calf. She flexes her leg muscle just a bit.* AC: "I don't NEED to try against you. I'll have you laid out like this little man. You'll fall before me and I'll let Dementia slide along your body, I'm sure, by the looks of you, you're used to having large snakes rub over you. And I'll make you kiss the soles of my feet just to show you where you belong."*Blood chuckles* RB:"Perfect. Later this week, Ryan Blood vs. Ashley Conda. It'll be an illuminating experience for you, Ash. And by 'illuminating' I mean 'excruciating painful'! BRB, book it. Oh, and watch what I do in that cage later. If you start getting second thoughts...it'll prove that you're smarter than you look."*Blood drops the mic and backs away from Conda, not turning his back. He slides out of the ring and heads up the ramp. Ashley smirks, staying atop the man who tried to interview her, blowing a kiss to her soon to be opponent as the screen goes black.*
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