Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 17, 2013 21:46:04 GMT -5
TH: Welcome everyone to Niteraw! I'm "Gorilla" Tim Hoss, here as always with Jesse King. We're fresh off of an unbelievable supercard in Wheel Of Misfortune, and while is was a great show, it ended on an extremely sour note as Seth Drakin used absolutely deplorable tactics to win the World Heavyweight Championship! And, now that he has it-- JK: Along with the Tag Team Championships, which he won with MiscreANT. TH: Indeed, King. Drakin has made a number of demands of our CEO, Boiler Room Brawler. His contract with this company expires one day before our next supercard, Summerfest, and Drakin's stated that if he doesn't get exactly what he wants, he will refuse to sign an extension! That he, and MiscreANT, will walk out of the company with two of its championships! JK: That'll throw everything into chaos, Gorilla. And it could be worse if MiscreANT wins the Television Title later tonight in his match against champion The Dream and hangs onto that title until Summerfest! TH: He's asking for more money, and also for a match against Jonathan Michaels at GookerMania later this year! Which could be complicated, since Jono quit the FAWA earlier this year, and we haven't heard from him since. We've also received no word from BRB on what how he plans to handle this situation, but he may address the situation when he rolls down to the ring any minute now to host his show, The Boiler Room! JK: Later on we have that TV Title match I mentioned, along with two Tag Team Draft matches! TH: All this and more coming your way!
THE BOILER ROOM
*Parts Unknown Security lines the entrance ramp.*
*Boiler Room Brawler rolls down the ramp on his golden segway.*
BRB: Welcome to the Boiler Room! Where all the hottest stars and hottest angles only get hotter!
*BRB walks up the ring steps to enter the ring.*
BRB: I’m your host, the CEO, the Majority Shareholder of the FAWA, Boiler! Room! Brawler!
Tonight we got two real go-getters in this company. They gave an open challenge to the FAWA Galaxy and they answered each other’s calls for a challenge. They battled for seven weeks and when the dust cleared, one of them stood supreme, but both men gained newfound respect.
I’m talking about Antihero. I’m talking about Scott Martin. And in a moment, you’re all gonna cheer when they come out and I talk to them.
Come on out!
*Antihero and Scott Martin each come to the ring.*
BRB: Welcome to the Boiler Room. It’s a first for the two of you on my show. Let’s start with the winner of the Best of Seven series. Antihero, it’s been months since we tousled in the Thunderdome, but if you don’t press your luck we can be gentlemen in my company’s ring for one night only.
After the match at Wheel of Misfortune you said Scott Martin was a future champion. Were those really your honest thoughts?
Antihero: I absolutely do, he took it to a two time Freakin Awesome champion for a majority of the Best of Seven, he has a future here mark my words.
BRB: Over the course of the Best of Seven series you two grew to respect each other's abilities as match after match neither of you could gain a meaningful lead. If we went another match, it surely would have tied up again with a Martin win. Were you surprised to gain respect for each other?
Scott Martin: I was actually. Anti surprised me with just how good he was, but I guess I shouldn't have been. He is a two time Freakin Awesome Champion after all!
Antihero: I was a little bit I knew Scott was a great wrestler, but I never thought he would back me into the 3-1 corner like he did. Honestly I thought I would sweep that thing, but Scott proved me wrong.
BRB: Tonight, you two got Tag Draft Matches against Orange Lantern Mulligan and my in-ring representative, Boiraa Ruumu Buraara. Think you'll get a good partner?
Scott Martin: I'm not sure myself. There's a lot of talent available, but on the other hand, I could end up getting one of those guys Boiraa beat up at Wheel of Misfortune, so I'd all it a crapshoot.
Antihero: Honestly I'm not worried about getting a bad partner, The only three people here I wouldn't want to team with are Ryan Blood, and Either of the tag champs so my chances are pretty good!
BRB: That question was more for Martin but thanks for chiming in, Antihero.
So I raised the stakes of that final match at Wheel of Misfortune, and it’s time I made it official.
Antihero… as the winner of the Best of Seven series I am giving you an automatic entry into the Money in the Bank or Botch World Title Shot match at Summerfest.
And Scott Martin, you get an automatic entry into the FAN Forums Title Shot match at Summerfest.
This is the change I bring to my company. Work for me, work with me, and you’ll be rewarded.
I got a busy schedule tonight, so any final words for each other?
Antihero: Best of luck to you in your Money in the Bank Or Botch Match, and if we meet again as a result of the Tag Team Match I'm sure it will be a classic.
Scott Martin: Why not? Good luck out there man. Strange as it seems, I want you to see you pull off the win at SummerFest. Like I said, I grew to respect you over the series, and I couldn't think of a more deserving guy to be the next World Champion.
Well, other than me of course.
BRB: Best of luck, unless my in-ring representative, Boiraa Ruumu Buraara, makes it into either match. Until then, you got training to do and you got paychecks to earn from me, BRB.
So cheer these men, you jackals. This has been the latest edition of The Boiler Room, where all the hottest angles and the hottest stars only get hotter.
I’m your host, your CEO, your Majority Shareholder.
I am the FAWA.
I am Boiler Room-
"NOT SO FAST BRAWLER"
Flames shoot all over the stage lighting bits of it on fire*
*Jeremy Dupoe rises through a burning hole in the ground as various people work to put out the fires*
BRB: The hell are you doing out here during my show? Haven’t you embarrassed yourself enough, Dupoe?
Jeremy Dupoe: I said about one month ago that if found any proof of deceit I would return with the flames of Hell at my back, and I assure you that those flames you just saw weren't the work of the pyro guy.
You see I have proof that our dear leader here, our CEO, our protector, and so forth is working with the Man in Black.
*BRB raises an eyebrow as a video pops up on the Awesome-tron showing security footage of BRB and the Man in Black walking out of BRB's office talking to each other followed shortly by a handshake…*
Jeremy Dupoe: It’s amazing what a security guard who still thinks you are CEO will give you access to.
*BRB gives the evil eye…*
Jeremy Dupoe: How are you going to weasle your way out of this BRB? How are going to repay everyone who has been attacked by this man, starting with me?
*BRB looks about the Parts Unknown Arena. He’s fuming, but he seems to regain his composure.*
BRB: If I ever find out the son of a bitch security guard who got you that footage for you to put everything out of context, I’ll fire him. Oh, I’ll fire him all right…
This proves nothing, Dupoe. You tried to trick me, BRB, into believing you were doing something about the Man in Black. You had to be replaced. It was for the good of my company.
I did what was necessary to get the job done. I ended the sponsorship with Nintendo. I terminated the contract they had holding me back, and the only reason you were CEO you slime!
Yeah… You think you got me, BRB, by the balls but you got nothing, Dupoe! You got nothing because I’m still Majority Shareholder and I have no legal restrictions anymore!
Your little master stroke means nothing! This is my company and I’ll do with it as I please and the fans will cheer for it and I’ll collect their money. It’s how it works now, it’s how it’s always worked, it’s how it will work from here to Kingdom Come.
Security, get this man outta my sight!
*Dupoe moves to leave as Parts Unknown Security approach him from the entrance ramp.*
Dupoe: Well then… I have ways to make you sorry for what you did. Trust me BRB, when I’m done with you, you’ll beg for forgiveness from everyone the Man in Black assaulted... Provided they don't kill you before I get a hold of you...BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAA
*Dupoe walks out as the last of the fires are put out, his laugh echoing throughout the arena. BRB scowls his way from the ring as the show cuts to commercial.*
Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 17, 2013 22:00:39 GMT -5
MM: Ladies and gentlemen of the FAWA Galaxy, the following match is scheduled for one fall and is part of the ongoing tag team draft! The winner of the match will earn the right to select a tag team partner from a pool of unaffiliated FAWA wrestlers!
MM: Hailing from Beverly, MA, and weighing in at 215 lbs...SCOTT MARTIN!
*Black and green lights flash through the ring. When the chorus of his theme kicks in, Martin makes his way onto the stage and flips his hood up. He taunts the FAWA Galaxy on the way to the ring who are more than happy to boo him in response, climbs up on the apron, and jumps over the ropes. Martin gets up onto the turnbuckle and yells "WHAT'S MY NAME?" He jumps down and waits for his opponent*
TH: He may continue to antagonize the FAWA Galaxy, but this man has done a lot to ensure that people do know his name. While he came up just short in the Best of Seven series against Antihero, 4-3, he had a great match that night and impressed Boiler Room Brawler enough to earn a spot in the Money In The Bank Or Botch match at Summerfest for the FAN-Forums Title currently held by Connor Mackenzie! JK: And that's why these fans should show him more respect, Gorilla!
MM: His opponent!
…M I N E!
MM: His opponent! Hailing from Sector 1986 and weighing in at 225 lbs...ORANGE LANTERN MULLIGAN!
*Mulligan marches down to the ring, seeming to be in a worse mood than usual*
JK: Poor Orange Lantern Mulligan! He wanted to hold three titles and now has none after he came up short in that title unification Lion's Den match against Connor Mackenzie and Ryan Blood! But he might be able to turn his fortunes around here, if he can beat Martin! I like both of these guys, really, Gorilla. TH: While I don't particularly care for Scott Martin's ego, at least he hasn't blown up anybody's car just for the hell of it, as Mulligan did.
*As Mulligan climbs through the ropes and heads for Martin, referee John Creed signals for the bell*
*DING DING DING!
*Mulligan and Martin circle each other, before Mulligan lunges forward and puts on a wrist lock. He twists the arm and slams the arm on his shoulder, causing an audible gasp of pain from Martin*
TH: Mulligan working that arm. It was injured early in the Best of Seven Series and Mulligan capitalizing here. JK: You need to wonder if Scott's at 100 percent here tonight. He's been fighting on a weekly basis, as opposed to Mulligan, who fought for the first time in about a month at Wheel of Misfortune! TH: Now wait just a minute King. You said it yourself; Martin is one of the most resilient rookies to come along in some time. I think he'll be able to handle himself in there.
*Martin has no time to recover as Mulligan gets the arm behind Scott's back and drops him with a scoop slam!*
TH: It's starting to become obvious that Mulligan's strategy is to make that arm useless.
*Mulligan goes for a quick cover*
*Martin kicks out*
JK: And it'll take a lot more than that to stop Scott!
*Mulligan tries to stay on the offensive with an arm wrench, but Martin fights out and rolls into a small package!*
1! 2! *Mulligan kicks out!*
TH: Martin nearly stole a win there, but the former Mad Pirate was able to kick out. JK: Mulligan lost sight of the prize for a second there and it nearly cost him! Now we need to see if Scott can capitalize.
*Martin slowly gets back to his feet and hits Mulligan with a chop! Mulligan stumbles back but comes back with a chop of his own! They trade chops for a bit before Martin gets the upper hand and forces him toward the ring ropes. Martin pushes Mulligan off the ropes and hits him with a dropkick on the rebound! He goes into a cover*
1! 2! *Mulligan kicks out again!*
JK: And that beautiful dropkick nearly stopped Mulligan there! TH: However, as has been the case in Martin's career, he is at an experience disadvantage, and it might have made the difference in that exchange there.
*Martin leans over to pick Mulligan up, but gets a short shot to the throat for his trouble. Mulligan capitalizes with a spinning neckbreaker, followed up with a leg drop!*
TH: And Mulligan slowly starting to work his way back into this match, all thanks to that shot to the throat! JK: It's interesting that he isn't going for a pin here Gorilla. I think he's going to work on roughing Scott up first, which is a good strategy.
*Mulligan grabs the arms and slowly drags Martin to his feet, he flips him into the air... Tiger Bomb!*
TH: KEELHAULER CLASSIC! Picture perfect Keelhauler Classic from Orange Lantern Mulligan, and he might be writing Martin's obituary as we speak. JK: That move was beautiful Tim, but it doesn't look like he's done yet!
*Mulligan makes his way to the top rope and let's out a savage roar!*
TH: We know what's coming next Jess.
*Mulligan launches off for the Cannonball Senton, but Martin rolls out of the way just in time!*
JK: Scott moved! HE had the presence of mind to get out of the way and now he's been given an opportunity to retake the match.
*Martin waits for Mulligan to get up. Mulligan pulls himself up to a knee, but gets dropped with a Drive-By Kick!*
TH: And that vicious Drive-By Kick by Martin might be enough to pull himself back in this contest.
*Martin goes to pin but is pulled into a small package by Mulligan!*
1! 2! *Martin gets the shoulder up!*
JK: And Mulligan nearly stole a win there! TH: This match is starting to get very contentious, both men must be on their last reserves of fuel.
*Mulligan pulls Martin up and punches him in the face! Martin responds with a punch of his own! The two trade punches before Martin gets the upper hand, finishing with a devastating Roundhouse!*
JK: What a roundhouse by Martin! Mulligan might be unconscious!
*Martin goes into the cover*
1! 2! *Mulligan gets the shoulder up!*
JK: And another near-fall! Mulligan had the presence of mind to get out of that pin. TH: And Scott checking with the referee to see if he got the count right, but I don't think that's ever worked out for the one protesting.
*Martin pulls Mulligan up and tries to whip him toward the ropes, but Mulligan stops him and pulls him back into a spinebuster!*
TH: And the strength of Mulligan just too much for Martin to whip him into the ropes there. JK: Mulligan giving himself a little running room here. Might be looking for a clothesline!
*Mulligan goes for a running Hooked Clothesline, but Martin ducks at the last second, kicks Mulligan in the stomach as he stops himself and whirls around, and hits the Name Maker!*
JK: Name Maker! Martin just drove him down face first! TH: Add this to the roundhouse and Mulligan's gotta be done! Cover by Martin!
1! 2! 3!
TH: And he did it! Scott Martin beats out the former Freakin Awesome Champion, and now he will get a random tag team partner!
MM: Here is your winner: SCOTT MARTIN!
*Martin calls for a mic and gets one*
SM: You all saw that right? I just beat a former Freakin Awesome Champion by myself. No outside interference, no cheating, nothing! I beat him clean as a sheet. Now as for my partner, I could really get anyone, so let's get this over with and bring him or her out here!
MM: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Scott Martin's randomly chosen tag team partner!
JK: Oh no, HIM?
TH: Yes King, HIM, The Dream! Scott Martin will be tagging with the reigning FAWA Television Champion!
*The Dream walks out from the back, waving to the fans, and trips over some cable which causes him to lose his balance and go sprawling all the way down the entrance ramp to the ring, flailing his arms to keep from falling onto his face! He catches himself against the ring apron, breathes a sigh of relief, and climbs into the ring to shake Scott Martin's hand...and, at that very moment, the music cuts out*
TH: What's this?
JK: Gorilla, look up at the AwesomeTron!
*The big screen is now showing Ryan Blood and the General of the Monkey Army!*
RB: That's actually a pretty good pick, Martin. With Dream on your side, you might just be contenders.
One teeny little problem though: we want to be contenders. Number One Contenders. My friend the General, he owes MiscreANT a receipt for robbing him of a win. And me? I've got my own issues with the tag champs, Drakin in particular.
GMA: I've been waiting a long time to get my hands on the Dream. Because of him...my dream of being the FAWA TV champion was abruptly ended,but another dream is coming into my head. The dream of being on half of the FAWA tag team champs. Now I know that there are a lot of people out there that think my mind is gone beyond saving, but that is far from the truth! You see I just need some form of stability in my life....so I brought back an old friend of mine.
*The sound of cymbals bashing together is heard.*
GMA: Do you hear that Blood? Do you hear that sweet sound?!
RB: No way! It's been ages, but there's only one guy I know who is such a virtuoso with a pair of cymbals. It can only be your--and my--old manager....the WIND-UP MONKEY!
*Blood turns out to be right, as none other than the Wind-up Monkey walks into the shot across a table conveniently placed in front of the General and Ryan, banging his cymbals with each step, and does an about-face to look at the camera*
WUM: I, the Wind-up Monkey, have returned! And I will manage these two forces of nature behind me straight to the Tag Team Championships, or I am not a monkey's uncle! Seriously, I'll disown my wind-up nephew if you guys don't get the job done. Neither of you wants that on your Consciences, right?
RB: Well, of course we don't. So! To prove we're as awesome as we say we are, we are challenging you! Ryan Blood & The General of the Monkey Army vs. Scott Martin & The Dream! See you in the ring, Real Soon!
TH: No sooner has this new and very promising tag team get formed, than they receive a challenge from Blood & The General! We have to go to commercial now, fans, but as soon as we come back we'll see another Tag Team Draft match as Antihero takes on Boiraa Ruumu Buraara! Don't go anywhere!
Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 17, 2013 22:20:48 GMT -5
TH: We are back, everybody, and ready for our next exciting matchup! Without further ado, let's go straight to Michael Muffer for the introductions...
MM: Ladies and gentlemen of the FAWA Galaxy, the following match is scheduled for one fall and is part of the ongoing tag team draft! As in our previous contest, the winner of the match will earn the right to select a tag team partner from a pool of unaffiliated FAWA wrestlers!
Introducing first! Hailing from Nazo no Basho, Japan and weighing in at 215 lbs, he is the in-ring representative of our esteemed CEO and Majority Shareholder...BOIRAA RUUMU BURAARA!
*Buraara walks down to the ring sans entrance music, enters through the ropes, and throws off his cape*
TH: BRB's in-ring representative did something I have never seen anybody do before at "Wheel Of Misfortune", Jesse. He ran through a gauntlet of nine opponents, and won, having to wrestle the majority of them twice! Whether it was a match of rock, paper, scissors, an Alley Fight, a Singapore Cane match or battling Jack Rogers over who got to plant a tree, this man emerged victorious! JK: He's human though, right? He might not have fully healed up from some of the more brutal matches he fought in. TH: If that's the case, it works to the advantage of the ant we'll be seeing shortly...
MM: His opponent!
MM: Hailing from Society's Worst Nightmares, he is....ANTIHERO!
*Antihero emerges on the entranceway and walks down the ramp, taking a little bit of time to thank a group of fans congratulating him on his victory at "Wheel Of Misfortune". He gets down to the ring and enters through the rope, then climbs up in the corner and stands on the top turnbuckle showing the fans his wrist tape which says on the left hand "Never Forgive" and "Never Forget" on the right*
TH: Antihero was also victorious in his Best Of Seven Series against Scott Martin, the finale of which was nothing less than the dreaded LEGO DEATH MATCH! JK: But can he break Buraara's streak? TH: We'll see, King. Congratulations on finally figuring out how to pronounce that name. JK: Thank you.
*Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson signals for the bell*
*DING DING DING!*
TH: And here we go folks!
*Antihero and BRB look each other over from opposing corners, BRB unmoving as Antihero moves a hand to stroke at his chin before starting towards the center of the ring. As he gets there, BRB moves to start circling him.*
JK: Uh oh...looks like Antihero played right into this. BRB's circling like a shark with blood in the water and Antihero is stuck in the middle about to become dinner.
*Antihero watches as BRB slowly starts to stalk in, the two meeting for a lockup only a few seconds in BRB flips his opponent onto his back with a fireman's carry. Before Antihero has a chance to react though he is met with a forceful stomp from BRB who then hits a second.*
JK: Wow! Looks like maybe Buraara had a picnic ruined at some point in his life. He's going to town with those stomps!
TH: He is certainly getting the offense started with those hard shots to Antihero's mid-section.
*As BRB winds up for one final stomp, Antihero rolls out of the way, scrambling back to his feet as he is pursued by BRB. Just as BRB is looking to grab Antihero he is met with a superkick to the gut. Doubling over Antihero hits another superkick to BRB’s leg, forcing him to a knee.*
TH: Holy ouch from Antihero and the tide appears to be turning on BRB.
JK: Guess that’s what happens when you stomp on an ant hill.
*Moving a hand to his kicked leg, BRB looks up only to be met with a final superkick to the face that sends him sprawling back onto the mat. Antihero is quick to slide down and go for the cover.*
1! 2! KICKOUT!
TH: Buraara showing it will take more than a few ouches perhaps to topple him and his streak thus far.
*BRB is shaking the cobwebs out of his head as Antihero moves to start getting his opponent back up to his feet. Unexpectedly, BRB raises a knee up, hitting Antihero in the mid-section. Another knee sends Antihero staggering back to the ropes nursing his stomach as BRB comes in and levels a punch to Antihero. Rocking back, BRB shoves him into the ropes before irish whipping him to the opposing ones. Coming off, BRB hoists Antihero up in another fireman’s carry before starting to spin. As he does however, Antihero manages to set himself up and drops from BRB’s shoulders hitting a falling kick to the side of BRB’s head. Stunned from the blow, BRB falls to the mat as Antihero uses the lapse to try and recover from BRB’s barrage.*
TH: Some good back and forth action going on here King. Neither man showing an ounce of quit in them.
JK: Some more kicks like that on BRB and he might not even know how to spell quit.
*Looking to the downed BRB, Antihero then looks to the nearest corner and moves to start scaling the turnbuckle. Reaching the top Antihero leaps off looking to hit a splash.*
JK: The Ant looking for the money shot!
*Coming down, Antihero is caught unawares as BRB brings his knees to Antihero’s mid-section once more. Landing hard, Anti rolls off, clutching his abdominal area.*
TH: And Buraara with the last minute defensive move there. Antihero has been taking a lot of punishment from those shots focusing on that spot. No doubt his opponent coming into this with quite the plan.
*Antihero fights to stand as BRB is now standing nearby, waiting for the perfect moment to strike*
TH: Buraara getting ready to hit Antihero with that Buzzsaw Kick!
JK: He’s looking for a little payback for earlier by the looks of it Hoss!
*As Antihero pushes himself up to his knees BRB indeed charges and launches a Buzzsaw Kick at Antihero's head...and whiffs, as Antihero ducks! BRB is momentarily off-balance, but a moment is all the time Antihero needs to catch him in a backslide!*
1! 2! 3!
MM: Here is your winner....ANTIHERO!
TH: Antihero has become the first man to defeat BRB's seemingly unbeatable in-ring representative, and now he gets to select anybody not already part of a tag team! Who will it be? JK: I understand he gave FAWA management a list of his top picks, Gorilla, so we won't have to wait long to find out...
MM: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man Antihero has selected as his tag team partner...
TH: BAH GAWD KING, WHAT A PICK! JK: *Audible groan*
*Coming onto the entry ramp, Connor sports the new FAN-Forums championship belt on his shoulder. Taking it in his hands he raises it up and lets out a yell before starting down the ramp. Holding the belt in one hand he gives high fives to the fans with his other hand before reaching the ring. Climbing the steps, he enters the ring and congratulates Antihero on his victory*
TH: Connor Mackenzie, "The Digital Dragon", right after retaining his Inter-Forum Championship and unifying that title with the Freakin' Awesome Championship at Wheel Of Misfortune, will now be part of a very formidable tag team with Antihero!
*Connor is asking for a mic, and begins speaking into it*
CM: Give it up for Antihero, everybody!
*The crowd pops*
JK: What a bunch of sheep. TH: We'll be back with more NiteRaw in just a couple minutes!
Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 17, 2013 22:38:54 GMT -5
TH: And welcome back to FAWA Niteraw folks! An incredible evening thus far wouldn’t you say King? JK: I wouldn’t call it the greatest night in the history of sports entertainment but it’s pretty damn good so far Gorilla. Even though Connor Mackenzie is still down here and has a microphone. TH: After his win last week at Wheel of Misfortune in the "Winner Takes All" match against Ryan Blood and Orange Lantern Mulligan, he is now the proud holder of the new FAWA FAN-Forums title! And he is also the #1 contender for Seth Drakin's World Heavyweight Championship. Let's hear what he has to say...
*Connor pauses as he looks out at the crowd in the Parts Unknown Arena. Taking a steadying breath he seems to have a nervous energy as he adjusts the belt over his shoulder.*
CM: I was planning to say this later in the show, but after being picked as Antihero's tag partner and finding myself in the ring, I decided there was no time like the present.
Two years ago, I stood in this arena as green as any rookie could be. Coming from small-town Canada to Parts Unknown was unlike anything I'd ever imagined. But you people...welcomed me with open arms. You made me feel like this place...this company...this city was home. And the very first time I walked down that ramp I knew what I wanted to do. Knew where I wanted to go and how I wanted to get there. From my first match with Mayor Botchsuke straight through to today this has been the path that I have made for myself. Occasionally I make reference to the story. The tale that I am living and all of you are a witness to it. There's been its share of horrors. Demons, ghosts, crazy people and heck, even Barney the Purple Dinosaur...
*Connor chuckles a bit at that as he shakes his head.*
CM: From Whitey Fats to Seth Drakin and almost everyone in between I have placed my body on the line and in their hands every time I've stepped into this ring. Placed my career and everything it means every week. A legacy. A legacy just a few short weeks ago had a new chapter opened to me. A chapter that leads to the World Heavyweight Championship. And another confrontation with surprisingly the man who started this whole journey for me. Seth Drakin. A man who I've crossed paths with in this ring on a few occasions. And for those keeping score at home believe it or not our record against each other is equal if my math is correct. He has 2 wins, I have 2 wins. And while I know lots of people want to see the rubber match between us it seems that he has other ideas. Seth Drakin wants to take his ball, or in this case belt, and go home if he doesn't get what he wants.
*Connor's face takes on an exasperated expression. Just as he is about to continue, "Sick" by Adelita's Way plays as Seth Drakin comes out from the back. He wears sunglasses with snake eyes and is dressed in his hoodie and jeans on, with both the world title (with the giant black X still spray-painted on it) and one half of the tag titles. He at a certain point holds both titles high in the air and pyro shoots behind him. He then puts both titles on his shoulders and enters the ring. He grabs a microphone and tries to speak, but it becomes apparent that the mic he is given does not work. Seth looks furious, gets out of the ring, grabs a person and tells him to get him a mic that works. The frightened worker does so and Seth is given a new mic. Seth tests it with his hands and enters back into the ring.*
SD: My first NiteRaw as a two time world champion that might just leave here and these stupid idiots give me a broken mic. That doesn't help negotiations.
*The crowd boos Seth's incredulous attitude.*
SD: You boo me? As if I give a damn about you? You are such idiots.
*The crowd continues to boo as Seth looks at Connor.*
SD: Connor, you're damn right I am going to take my ball and these belts and go home if I don't get what I want. That is where I should have been anyway. I should have been sipping on some champagne and enjoying the ocean view. Hell, maybe I would have fished for some damn sharks. Open up a charter with my boat. When I left this company, I meant to stay gone, but these assholes in the crowd and those people in the back kept talking trash behind my back. This company and it's BS nearly got me to a point to where it almost ruined my marriage. I have every damn right to want to see this place burn to the damn ground and now that I have this company by the balls, I could just very easily rip them off as payback for the monster they turned me into.
But I've given this company a chance to save its ass. All it has to do is meet my demands since Boiler Room Brawler was trying to be smart enough to give me a one year deal so he could be rid of me forever. I mean, after I made my big announcement to challenge Jonathan Michaels to a Hell in a Cell match, the jackass tried to screw me by saying that Jonathan would never be allowed in this ring and I'm sure BRB wanted me to react so violently that he would have good reason to let my contract expire and get rid of me forever. But no, I wasn't going to let him win. I was going to bide my time and wait for the perfect time to strike. First I was going to do something I never had done and win the tag titles with a partner who would be just like me and would say "screw you" to this company. I didn't need no man who would say "Hey, I want to be apart of this company, so I'm going to stay and not devalue this company." I'm looking at you, Ryan Blood.
And while I doing double duty with another company that Ryan just so happened to talk me into joining, I met such a person. I met a man who would do the unthinkable and hurt a company at its core. And that man was MiscreAnt.
*The crowd boos at the mention of his tag partner.*
SD: You know, MiscreAnt is back there, getting ready to take the TV Title, and I know damn well that he just loved hearing that from you all.
Anyway, I was going to just do that with the tag title, but then this company wanted to make me a stepping stone by putting me in a non-title match against the World Heavyweight Champion. That arrogant move gave me an idea. I knew that since this was one of those things where if you win, you would be in line for a title shot, I would win and I would have a chance at the World Title. And I was going to take both belts and I was going to take this company hostage. And if you give me a lemon, I will make buckets of lemonade with it so I did just that.
But I do want to thank you in a way Connor. If it wasn't for your greed of having both the Interforums Title and the TV Title at the time, then I never would have even considered being greedy myself and having two titles to hold over this company and shove that whole "greed is okay if it's someone you like" thing that these fans have and shove it right in their face like a man shoves a dog's face into its own feces if it has an accident and craps in the house. It's too bad that fate made you the #1 contender for the title at SummerFest since my contract will have ended the day before so you might be left without a true champion to beat to become champion. But that is the way things go, so I guess unless I get what I want which I'm sure all of you know and I'm sure these fans would like one of them, you are going to be like Lex Luger in 1991 WCW where you might be the World Champ, but you are never truly going to be considered the World Champ.
And just like you told that young female trainer you had, you know all to well that I am at the point with this company that I am more than happy to do it. So what are you going to do, other than complain?
*Connor stands relatively still as Seth talks, looking out to the crowd every so often until he finishes.*
CM: Well..yeah. I know MiscreAnt is back there. You know who else is back there? The Dream. New comer, bout yay high, kind of goofy but in that sort of lovable fashion. Before you start making assumptions I think you need to remember that like me, The Dream has come here to fight for his opportunities too so don't go calling for the fat-lady just yet.
And secondly, while I've got you out here, I'm going to point out that while you might call these people "idiots" these people are also the ones who probably have the most say as to whether or not you even have a chance of facing Jono at Gookermania. Here's why. While you can threaten BRB with walking out, you can tell me all about how I might become the Lex Luger of the FAWA the simple fact is that if you leave now you will never, EVER get the chance to face him. It'll be over. Because while you are busy trying to hold the gun to BRB's head everybody here in this arena, everybody at home are the ones who are going to be the ones paying to see you and Jono. They're the ones who will send the emails, the letters, posts to the FAWA facebook page, the twitter account. And if you're gone well...
*Connor offers a bit of a shrug.*
CM: Here's a fact. And this is the only time you and I are probably going to ever see eye to eye on anything. You and Jono, Gookermania. Hell in a Cell. I want to see it.
*Connor looks out to the crowd as he starts to walk to the ropes.*
CM: Pretty sure they want to see it.
*Connor holds the mic out and holds a hand up to his ear before nodding and walking back to address Seth.*
CM: There. I've pretty much just given BRB a license to print money. Jono and Seth. Two legends in this company, before this was BRB's company even. Back when you had it, then Colt had it and even before that. One last go with the Jono. So you get my vote there. Only one you may ever get from me. And this isn't just me saying it in self-serving fashion. Because unlike you, I do this for them.
*Connor moves a hand out to point at the crowd, slowly turning to encompass the arena in its entirety.*
CM: They want it. You want it. I want it. I'd be willing as hell to say that Jono would want one more chance to punch your face in. So that's a pretty good chunk right there. Face it Seth. I just did for you what you probably never, ever could have done. With a few sentences I just got you more support then you ever dreamed for having that match. And to be perfectly honest, I didn't have to. Because other then complain here's what else I could do...
*Taking a step forward, Connor looks Seth directly in the eyes, holding the mic up.*
CM: I could just show up in the Colony and kick your ass there. Because while you've got your friend MiscreAnt I'm more then willing to bet that there are those over there that would love nothing more then for me to show up and show you that I can do a hell of a lot more then run my mouth.
But unlike you, I give a damn about these people here. And if they want to see you fight Jono then I'm gonna do my best to give it to them. So I'm talking to you and BRB in terms you can understand. Hammer out your deals, make your match, then once that's all said and done I'll be right here waiting. Because when you sign that piece of paper and get that match I'm not going to ask for your respect, not even going to ask for a thank you. The only thing I'm going to ask for is your attention because while you can make that claim of being "The Man" I'm going to be right here telling you that's great. I'm a man too. I just happen to be the best man in the FAWA as well.
SD: First of all, I would be more than happy if you went to the 101 Colony and fought me. Hell, I would even give you the title shot if that happened because after all, I do feel bad that you that you might not get your true title shot at SummerFest if the boss doesn't do his job and get his top talent signed. Because that would be making more money for them than it would ever make for this place. Like me and MiscreAnt say, we are not going to be the idiots who throw these belts in the trash.
Secondly, I've said before that I could care less about these people. So I can insult them all I want because whatever they say to me won't hurt me any more.
Third, while I do want a chance at retribution against Jonathan Michaels because he has started all of my hatred, I will be more than happy to take wind knowing that when I take this world title, this company will lose so much legitimacy that it might as well be dead.
And finally, the last time me and you were face to face in a non-match quality, I showed you my disrespect at the time by slapping you in the face. This time, I'm not going to do that because once this contract stuff is all over, you will have my full attention.
Until then, as much as I enjoy these conversations with you, I have other things to do.
*Seth Drakin drops the mic and leaves with both titles.*
TH: I've gotta tell you, fans, regardless of my feelings about Seth Drakin as a person, I would be lying if I said I didn't also want to see him take on Jonathan Michaels. Those two would absolutely tear the house down if they faced one another in a Hell In A Cell match. We'll be right back...
Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 17, 2013 22:50:03 GMT -5
*As NiteRaw returns...*
TH: Well, we know that Gus Richlen is not here tonight, but his brother did say he had a "proposal" for Connor Mackenzie for the week before Summerfest....
JK: Where IS Richlen anyway? Thailand?!
TH: From what I hear, yes.
*MWC heads from the nosebleeds tot he ring, then takes a mic:*
For those of you wondering where my brother is, he is currently with some associates of mine in Thailand, where he is training his ass off with the intent of winning BattleBowl. Plus, he's been screaming a lot about how he feels he's being treated like Dennis Stamp. Anyway, all that training kinda explains why he's starting to gain weight, but let's move on.
The one problem that I have had every single day since I came to FAWA is that I have been percieved as being under my brother's shadow. While he has become a legit main event-level competitor, I've been stuck in the low part of the card. In a few weeks, that changes a bit.
Connor Mackenzie, as much as I respect you and as much as I hope you steamroll Drakin and finally become World Champion, you still have to deal with me. Much as I'd love to see you hold both the Inter-Forum and World titles, you're not going to get that chance.
So for our match, I have a bit of a proposal, a proposal as rooted in the history of that belt as anything else: Two Out Of Three Falls.
First fall, for the Championship Of Honor, a Rules Of Honor Match.
Second fall, for the Hardcore Championship, a Hardcore Match.
And if we need a third fall, Tables, Ladders, And Chairs.
I'll be awaiting your reply, champ.
*As he leaves, "Bright Lights, Bigger City" hits and Mary Harper starts leaving the stands and heading to the ring. MWC looks at her confused, but waits until she's in the ring and gives her his mic before bailing out and letting her speak:*
And if you're thinking Shaelin went to Thailand, wrong! She's in Japan, partly because she has a few tour committments and partially because she's scouting joshis in hopes of one thing: getting a Women's Division going in FAWA.
See, a few months ago, I declared myself the Unofficial Women's Champion in hopes that maybe it would kickstart such a division. Much to my dismay, it failed.
Now, that does not mean I'm giving up. I'm still going to call myself champion in hopes that maybe Shaelin and I can make our combined efforts a complete success. After tonight, I'm going to be browsing SHIMMER tapes.
Time to make this a place for the best female talent to compete as well.
TH: Two interesting proposals, and only time will tell what Connor and FAWA management decide! But now it's time for the big main event. MiscreAnt is trying to strengthen his and Seth's control over FAWA. The Dream is trying to continue his very impressive start here in FAWA. Overal you have two very smart competitors JK: You call Dream smart? The guy is a lucky, clumsy, buffoon! TH: Give him his due. The Dream is TV Champ. I mean I think what Misc is proud of doing is downright disgusting. But I give the devil his due. JK: Well both want to walk out TV Champ. Its luck vs cheating in this one. I know which side I am on. TH: Let's let Muffler start this match up. JK: I agree. Take it away Muffler!
MM: Ladies and gentlemen of the FAWA Galaxy, the following match is our main event of the evening and is for the FAWA Television Championship!
MM: Introducing first, the challenger! Hailing from Sin City, and weighing in at 210 lbs, he is one half of the FAWA Tag Team Champions...MISCREANT!
*MiscreAnt stands on top of the entrance ramp, his arms crossed and rolling his eyes as the crowd boos. The boos become even louder as MiscreANT takes the tag title belt off of his shoulder and holds it high over his head so they can all get a good look. With a chuckle, he begins to walk down to the ring, not bothering to interact with the crowd at all. He rolls into the ring and referee Will Alphonzo quickly runs over to check Misc for weapons*
JK: Alphonzo won't find anything; MiscreANT is too good at this, Gorilla. TH: He may be an immoral cheater, but that Ant in the ring right now managed to survive exposure to more of the Twilight movies than anybody should ever be forced to watch! So he's definitely resilient. JK: ResiliANT? I thought his name was MiscreANT. TH: Never mind, King; my point is that when he wants something, like he wants The Dream's Television Title, he doesn't give up easily.
MM: And his opponent!
*Blackout and pause for five seconds. Then a miserably small firework squawks and the music hits for a second, then stops, then the house lights come up.*
*The Dream stumbles about towards the ring. The lights fail as The Dream does a Goldberg style ‘wild kick’ and falls over, but recovers his composure as white lights flood the ramp and he hits The Dream Strut to the ring.*
MM: Hailing from South London, England, and weighing in at 265 lbs, he is your Television Champion...THE DREAM!
*The Dream enters the ring and struts about.*
TH: The Dream has been on a roll as the TV Champion, most recently defeating Ryan Blood to retain his title. JK: And I don't buy for a minute that he's just stumbling around aimlessly and getting lucky all the time, Gorilla. It's an act meant to confuse his opponents. TH: MiscreANT will have a tough time tonight, regardless of whether you're right about the champion putting on an act, or if MiscreANT takes The Dream seriously. You just can't predict what Dream's going to do when you face him. JK: I'm sure a crafty ant like Misc has a plan. A great plan. A winning plan! TH: We're about to find out, Jess; Alphonzo's starting the match!
*DING DING DING!*
*The Dream and Misc lock up to start. Dream gets the upper hand and throws Misc into the turnbuckle. He comes running at him but Misc is quickly out of the way. Misc goes off the ropes and runs for a Mafia Kick. But Dream catches his leg. T-Bone Suplex. Dream raises his arms high as Misc crawls to the turnbuckle. Looking stunned by Dream offence.
TH: That is what you get for underestimating The Dream. He may be a clumsy oddball. But he is TV Champ for a reason JK: Match is just beginning. Misc has plenty of time to think up a plan. Then BAM!
*Misc stands up clapping, and extends a hand. Dream goes to shake it but is caught by a big KO punch. Misc quickly jumps right on Dream’s head for a big Rocker Dropper. Misc grabs onto Dream and locks in The Red X. The Japanese strangle hold is synched in tight. Dream begins to crawl towards the ropes.*
JK: This is what I mean. Dream gets credit for thinking ahead. But Misc is right up there with him. TH: That was not thinking ahead. That was simply using a dirty trick. JK: No difference. It got Dream in that strangle hold.
*Dream continues to crawl towards the ropes. Just as he is about to reach Misc breaks the hold and tries to pull him back to the center of the ring. This is a mistake as Dream forearms Misc right in the jaw. He begins to land multiple shots right to Misc. Finishing with a big Nicaraguan Kick. This sends misc right to the mat. Dream does not stop locking in a wrist lock.*
TH: Dream saw it coming. Not allowing the submission to continue. That is why he is TV champ. JK: He got lucky. He felt misc stop so he did a desperate move. I do not see how it was anything special. TH: After those shots and that big kick misc may not know where he is. Yet you still won’t give him credit. JK: Because he is a joke! TH: Yet the other one is an ANT!
*Dream after a minute breaks the wrist lock and flips Misc over. He grabs onto Misc’s leg but Misc is able to twist his way before he gets anything locked. Misc is on one knee when Dream comes back. He picks misc up and hits a big reverse DDT. Misc though is able to break out. Misc throws Dream over into the turnbuckle. He twists him around and places him on top. Cheat Co-NO! Dream fights forearms out. Misc is sent to the mat. Dream gets up and sees Misc down. Moonsault! Dream gets up and instead of covering he points right to the big screen Dream: “I don’t know about you, but I wanna see that again!”*
Misc throws Dream over into the turnbuckle. He twists him around and places him on top. Cheat Co-NO! Dream fights forearms out. Misc is sent to the mat. Dream gets up and sees Misc down. Moonsault!
*Dream now into the cover 1 2 NO! Misc is able to kick out at two*
TH: Two count there after a big high risk move JK: Well maybe if he didn’t call the dang replay he would have gotten three. TH: Who knows King, but that was a pretty cool Moonsault
*Dream can’t believe it. He picks up Misc and throws him onto his shoulders. Misc though is able to jump down behind Dream. Misc picks up Dream into a gory hold. Misc is able to walk Dream over to the turnbuckle. Plagiarism! Dream is down, cover. 1 2 NO Dream grab to rope at the last ditch second*
TH: It still baffles me that a move like that is not illegal. JK: He is using the ring as a weapon, nothing wrong with that TH: Well dream somehow kicked out, so the match continues
*Misc is frustrated. He begins to argue with the referee. Misc rolls onto the outside grabbing a chair. The referee sees this and jumps right to the outside to take it away. Misc runs and the referee gives chase. Misc finally throws the chair half way up to the side and slides in the ring. The referee picks it up a bit tired from the chase. Misc in the ring pulls a spike out of his tights!*
TH: It was all a set up! REF LOOK IN THE RING! JK: He can’t here you. Hahaha Misc has got this.
*The ref is still putting the chair back as Misc begins to run right at The Dream spike in hand. Dream though dodges the shot. Misc goes for another, and another, and another, but Dream just continues to clumsily dodge each one.*
TH: HAHA! He calls this the Stuporman! Dream knowing one of those shots will put him out is making a fool out of Misc. JK: I thought we had a rule not to drink before matches! TH: He is not drunk I don’t think. But sure seems like it.
*The referee returns and sees Misc with the spike. He quickly takes the spike away and throws it out of the ring. Dream grabs misc quickly and lands a big reverse DDT, he jumps right up, standing moonsualt connects! 1 2 NO! Misc again kicks out at two again.*
TH: Two count there. That combo looked to do a lot of damage JK: But not enough. I mean Misc survived the Twilight Match. Only Dream Street could take him out.
*Dream picks misc up and onto his shoulders Dream Stre-NO! Misc again jumps down, this time pushing Dream right into the referee.*
TH: No, no, no, no, no! With the referee down its open season for MiscreAnt! JK: HAHA! Game ,set, and match for the Dream!
*Misc sees this and rolls right out of the ring. He grabs his Tag Team Title and sets up a shot. Running right at Dream, Dream puts up his hands Dream: “STOP! Wait one second.” Dream rolls out of the ring and grabs his TV Title.*
JK: What is the Dream doing? TH: I… I don’t know King
*Dream rolls back into the ring with the TV Title Dream: “Ok, now I am ready!” Misc shrugs and both run at each other full force! Both hit each other in the head with their respected belts. They go down like a ton of bricks and send the titles to the outside!*
TH: Now both men are down and the referee is as well JK: No double DQ, thankfully the belts went to the outside. Though might be a double KO by the looks of it
*The referee is to his feet and sees both out cold. He begins is count 1 2 3 4 Dream has made it to the ropes, and misc is still trying to get up in the center 5 6 7 Both have made t to their feet. The referee stops the count*
TH: This is how much the TV Title means to these two. JK: One more big move and I think that’s it. Whoever gets it first is walking out TV Champ
*Dream goes running at Misc, but is caught with a big Mafia Kick. Misc begins to pick up Dream and points down the entrance way MiscreAnt “Hey ref, it’s Seth Drakin!” Seth is at the top of the ramp with a both his tag team and world title in hand. The referee begins to yell at Seth as misc put something in his mouth.*
TH: POISON MIST! Right to the face of The Dream! JK: That stuff will take anyone out
*Misc grabs right onto the stumbling Dream. God’s Last Gift! 1 2 3!*
TH: SON OF A GUN! Seth Drakin just gave his buddy MiscreAnt the win! JK: FINALLY! The Joke is no longer TV Champ!
MM: Your winner and NEW FAWA Television Champion! MiscreAnt!
*Misc grabs the his Tag Title from the outside as Seth grabs the TV Title. Seth tosses it into the ring not giving a care. Misc picks it up and invites Seth into the ring. The two pull over the knocked out Dream and each put a foot on top of him. Raising the titles high as trash begins to rain into the ring*
TH: Just utter disrespect! For the TV Title which so many great names have fought over, The Dream after putting on a stellar match, and for FAWA as a whole. These two make me sick JK: They have grabbed this company by the throat. Who would have guessed in a little over a month all but one title would be in their possession? TH: But that one is held by Connor Mackenzie. Who is gunning for Seth Drakin, and his World Title! For Jesse King, I'm Tim Hoss. Goodnight, everyone.
CREDITS: Connor Mackenzie InVader Gus Richlen Seth Drakin Waffel113 The General of the Monkey Army Mr. Socko's Brother
Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 18, 2013 19:56:02 GMT -5
By the way, while I will eventually get around to listing the various tag teams on the roster page, here's how things look right now tag-division-wise.
Following the titles being vacated, we had three teams, two of which are still together and one of which is missing a member but I'm gonna be optimistic and assume he'll be back sooner rather than later. Those teams are:
-Seth & MiscreANT -Hollywood Enigmas -Blood & the General
Following the tag team draft matches, we have these two additional teams to add:
-Connor & Antihero -Martin & The Dream
Also, despite both of them coming up short, I really think that Mulligan and BRB could make a hell of a team, potentially. So if there are no objections, I'll make them into one:
-Boiraa Ruumu Buraara & Orange Lantern Mulligan
Which means even if we don't include Richlen & Coventry (due to Richlen being away from Parts Unknown in the short-term in storyline), we have champions and we have at least five teams chasing them for their titles.
That's not taking into account anybody who might be added to the roster between now and Summerfest.
If everybody promos and votes, the tag division may just be back! *crosses fingers*