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Post by Welfare Willis on May 11, 2013 23:24:27 GMT -5
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 12, 2013 0:15:29 GMT -5
So let me guess. They are going to shove out the Kaitlyn and AJ feud for those two annoying, over pushed and bland twins for a shitty show that's probably going to last only three episodes?
And Daffney did the fake secret admirer thing before it was cool.
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Post by Chip on May 12, 2013 0:17:34 GMT -5
Man, I wish the cruel jokes played on me involved gifts I really liked too.
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Post by comahan on May 12, 2013 0:26:41 GMT -5
We'll that's a shocker. An unimaginative, uninteresting, transparent shocker with extremely limited upside, but a shocker nonetheless.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2013 9:14:58 GMT -5
I think it should be Goldust. Think about it: the Bizarre One is revealed as the admirer, and at first Kaitlyn is freaked out but then Goldust continues to charm her with all these sweet gestures. Then you bring in Cody Rhodes, who is noticeably jealous and regretful about blowing it with Kaitlyn and choosing the Bellas instead. Over time, we learn that Goldust is actually EVIL and just using Kaitlyn (for whatever reasons), and Cody Rhodes ultimately turns face and saves her. It's win-win: Cody Rhodes gets catapulted into a super-stardom as the hero, AND we finally get a Cody Rhodes vs Goldust feud with an epic build. Plus it would kinda make up for the GTV thing. Kinda makes up for him using that bellboy/messenger to give gifts to Sable in 1996, which was supposed to end up being Marlena but they got cold feet over a female fan/stalker. (BTW, did that ever have an ending or did it just stop?) |
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on May 12, 2013 11:22:39 GMT -5
I honestly cannot understand what thought process goes into this. I cannot even imagine how much you have to fail in supervillain school to think that this is an evil plan in any good way. What's the big reveal? "WE SPENT A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY SENDING EXTREMELY HAND PICKED AND HARD TO FIND GIFTS TO YOU! HAHA! GOTCHA"? I think they expect Kaitlyn to be heartbroken over not having an actual secret admirer, but I think it's more likely that she would react with sheer confusion.
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Post by anticonscience on May 12, 2013 11:31:14 GMT -5
It's Khali with him turning on Nattie to join Kaitlyn, leading to weeks and weeks of Khali/Kaitlyn v Nattie/Hornswaggle mixed tag matches.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2013 11:36:14 GMT -5
Goddammit, just get rid of the division and stop wasting everyone's time WWE.
Also, fun fact; Kaitlyn has been Divas Champion for four months and has defended the belt just twice. Once at Elimination Chamber and once on NXT. What a title reign.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2013 13:19:34 GMT -5
I really hope it's not the Bellas. They're awful.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on May 12, 2013 18:03:15 GMT -5
Also, fun fact; Kaitlyn has been Divas Champion for four months and has defended the belt just twice. Once at Elimination Chamber and once on NXT. What a title reign. That's not fun at all.  |
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Post by Juice on May 12, 2013 18:07:41 GMT -5
Not that i care much about this wretched non existent divas division but it does bother me the bellas just show back up like they didn't run off thinking that they were bigger than the company and come back and are given everything. Guess it pays to be boinking the champ.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on May 12, 2013 19:47:44 GMT -5
Meh, everything the Bellas do bores me to tears. I have no idea why the WWE is so insistant on constantly pushing them. They're good at playing arrogant heels. And Twin Magic is entertaining. And they're dating two of WWE's biggest stars (their biggest star, in John Cena). Easy as it'd be to blame the latter entirely, the brass's had a hard-on for them since long before either of them got with Cena or D-Bry. Also no, Twin Magic is not entertaining; in fact, as an actual twin, it feels like an insult to my intelligence every time they whip it out. On top of that, it hasn't been "innovative" since 2009. If the Divas haven't figured them out in six years, I'm not completely sure they should be in a job that requires any more complexity than modeling or breaking rocks with other rocks, let alone lifting people in the air and landing them safely onto their head, shoulders, or front. Also, fun fact; Kaitlyn has been Divas Champion for four months and has defended the belt just twice. Once at Elimination Chamber and once on NXT. What a title reign. That's not fun at all. It really isn't. Plus, since NXT technically doesn't exist, she's only defended it once. Had that been any other title, she'd have been stripped. But because it's just the Divas division, I don't think they even know who she is, let alone that she's champion.  |
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Post by CH Punk on May 12, 2013 20:02:29 GMT -5
They're good at playing arrogant heels. And Twin Magic is entertaining. And they're dating two of WWE's biggest stars (their biggest star, in John Cena). Easy as it'd be to blame the latter entirely, the brass's had a hard-on for them since long before either of them got with Cena or D-Bry. Also no, Twin Magic is not entertaining; in fact, as an actual twin, it feels like an insult to my intelligence every time they whip it out. On top of that, it hasn't been "innovative" since 2009. If the Divas haven't figured them out in six years, I'm not completely sure they should be in a job that requires any more complexity than modeling or breaking rocks with other rocks, let alone lifting people in the air and landing them safely onto their head, shoulders, or front. I'm sort of hoping that the ref reversing the Bella/Naomi match for use of Twin Magic was the official death of that. It really isn't. Plus, since NXT technically doesn't exist, she's only defended it once. Had that been any other title, she'd have been stripped. But because it's just the Divas division, I don't think they even know who she is, let alone that she's champion. Technically, she defended it twice on NXT (against Natalya and against AJ), but, as you mentioned, that show doesn't count. Also, Cody Rhodes went on multiple month+ (nearly three months in one instance) stretches without defending his IC title. So it's not just a Divas Title issue. |
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Post by Sephiroth on May 12, 2013 20:07:04 GMT -5
So let me guess. They are going to shove out the Kaitlyn and AJ feud for those two annoying, over pushed and bland twins for a shitty show that's probably going to last only three episodes? And Daffney did the fake secret admirer thing before it was cool. If a miracle happened and it turned out that Daffner is the secret admirer... man oh man |
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Post by Chainsaw on May 12, 2013 22:20:27 GMT -5
So basically, the whole angle is just a rehashing of the Sasha Banks/Audrey Marie thing they did on NXT. We need to get a NXT Already Did It! meme started. |
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Post by WBL a.k.a. Mountie II on May 13, 2013 8:56:02 GMT -5
So it's Brie, right? Because Nikki's already dating John Cena? Which leads to John/Nikki vs. Kaitlyn/Brie Which ends up being a handicap match, because John Cena can never get tagged in because a man can't fight a woman in today's WWE. {Spoiler}Cena still wins |
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Post by Push R Truth on May 13, 2013 9:06:18 GMT -5
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Post by Sephiroth on May 13, 2013 9:14:08 GMT -5
I actually occurs to me, what if John Morrison was the secret admirer? What if that was how he made his WWE return? I could actually see a Morrison/Kaitlyn team up as working pretty well. But of course that is why I have no expectation of WWE actually doing it.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on May 13, 2013 10:12:05 GMT -5
If it ends up being anyone but ziggler/aj ploy, i'll be utterly shocked.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on May 13, 2013 10:35:29 GMT -5
Too bad it's not the Bella Twins being sincere...
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