Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on May 28, 2013 9:54:05 GMT -5
I always knew he was part mogwai
soon we can finally have that all-hogan Royal Rumble that nobody has ever wanted.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 11:47:49 GMT -5
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 28, 2013 11:53:10 GMT -5
He's got to work the Twitter followers, brother.
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Post by WBL a.k.a. Mountie II on May 28, 2013 11:55:41 GMT -5
His bloody, blistered hand is still a better worker than Ed Leslie.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on May 28, 2013 12:56:09 GMT -5
Admittedly, that second picture he posted was worse than the first...
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 13:57:51 GMT -5
Admittedly, that second picture he posted was worse than the first... Oh dear, there was a worse one than the ol' drenched Mogwai's back hands...? |
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on May 28, 2013 14:01:01 GMT -5
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on May 28, 2013 14:13:04 GMT -5
Shouldn't have clicked that second link.  |
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on May 28, 2013 14:20:26 GMT -5
Shouldn't have clicked that second link. You WERE warned. |
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 14:27:53 GMT -5
I'm now going to call Hulk Hogan Johnny Deformed
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Post by WBL a.k.a. Mountie II on May 28, 2013 14:33:35 GMT -5
Spoilered for bad taste and grossness. {Spoiler}So Brooke's gonna end up looking for a new date? |
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 14:47:48 GMT -5
*braves the elements, clicks link*
Oof. So he'll be wearing a glove for a while now, then.
I sorta retract that "I wanna pop them" post from the 1st page. I mean, it's fun (to me) for a moment, but then the thought of the remains set in and.....yeah.
I've always heard, BTW, that the best way to pop a blister is to heat up the tip of a pin and stab the blister slightly. Is that true? Because I never do that - but I usually just get blisters on the bottoms of my feet, and bandage them up anyway;, they never hurt or cause more pain, it just feels odd.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on May 28, 2013 16:25:20 GMT -5
Here's hoping TNA takes advantage of this situation and does a replay of the Fingerpoke of Doom. Only this time, his painfully burned hand causes HOGAN to fall over when he tries to poke his opponent. I'm fairly certain that would put MY butt in the seat.
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on May 29, 2013 13:54:56 GMT -5
Eat your heart out Ringo Starr.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on May 29, 2013 18:14:15 GMT -5
I can't wait for Hogan's embellishment of the story.
"Brother, I was at a child's birthday party and these gnarly, uncool dudes wearing makeup came in with these dangerous explosives. I fought each guy off until I got to the last guy. He throws the bomb at the kids playing in the bouncy castle. I ran in there and grabbed the explosive. I was gonna dump the bomb in the pool, but because there were also children in the pool I had to squeeze my hand extra tight brother and diffuse the device that way. Then KABLOOM! This baby would have destroyed at least the neighborhood if I didn't use one of my 24 inch pythons brother. I saved at least 500 to a million lives that day. I'm not a hero, I'm just a guy who loves bouncy castles and cake even though it's bad for my diabetes."
Ghost Writer: "Listen Terry. I'm fine with writing that reviving "American Gladiators" has solely your idea and no one else. I even looked the other way when you asked me to write that your daughter, Brooke, has the same vocal range as Mariah. But Terry. I can't in good conscience put this story in your new autobiography I have to write."
Hogan: "Then get the hell outta here then. I'll find someone else to do it."
Brian Knobbs: "Alright! I'm in! Now I should let you know buddy that I've never learned how to use a keyboard."
Hogan: "I was thinking of getting the guy who wrote "Twilight" to do this."
Knobbs: "Oh. Oh I see. Okay. *tears form around his eyes* Well, you're the boss! You're a man with a million great ideas!"
Hogan: "Shut up and go buy all the DVDs of Nick Hogan's movie with Tila Tequila at Walmart. I'll probably reimburse you, but I most likely won't."
*Knobbs quietly sobs*
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Post by rydndirty on May 31, 2013 10:30:00 GMT -5
"It's NOT HOT."
Why can't BarberShopWindow make a shirt with that on it?
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Post by Shy Guy on May 31, 2013 10:44:57 GMT -5
*braves the elements, clicks link* Oof. So he'll be wearing a glove for a while now, then. I sorta retract that "I wanna pop them" post from the 1st page. I mean, it's fun (to me) for a moment, but then the thought of the remains set in and.....yeah. I've always heard, BTW, that the best way to pop a blister is to heat up the tip of a pin and stab the blister slightly. Is that true? Because I never do that - but I usually just get blisters on the bottoms of my feet, and bandage them up anyway;, they never hurt or cause more pain, it just feels odd. when i was getting my first aid training, we were told the best thing for a blister is to actually not touch it. let it harden, and then callous up. |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2013 13:51:09 GMT -5
when i was getting my first aid training, we were told the best thing for a blister is to actually not touch it. let it harden, and then callous up. Argh, really? That seems worse - like you're creating an everlasting memorial for the blister on your body, when you could just pop it, bandage/triple antibiotic ointment it up and the wound heals up just fine like it was never there... |
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amaron
Samurai Cop
I yam what I yam.
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Post by amaron on Jun 2, 2013 19:28:50 GMT -5
Spoilered for bad taste and grossness. {Spoiler}So Brooke's gonna end up looking for a new date?  |
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