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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Dec 25, 2006 22:24:20 GMT -5
what do you think it is?
me personally, I think nothing holds a candle to the promo that set up one of the COD with zandig and lobo at the first NOI. let's count all the things that were unintentionally hilarious about this.
1. the basis for this is that zandig is going to throw lobo off a bridge unless he signs a contract for cage of death. Now sure that may sound good on paper but it's zandig and lobo we're talking about who are in this promo!
2. the promo has the most nonsensical camera angle ever with it directly horizontal from the bridge! THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE A REAL BRIDGE!!! come on!
3. after lobo signs the contract, no lie, zandig then starts talking DIRECTLY IN THE CAMERA explaining the main event for cage of death!
thankfully the promo only lasted about a minute and then it went back to the zandig and wifebeater retirement match, which was a pretty entertaining garbage match.
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"IcePic" Rick Cobos
Don Corleone
www.ericbischoff.com - some great comedy material!!!
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Post by "IcePic" Rick Cobos on Dec 25, 2006 22:26:26 GMT -5
Ron Killings - Hard But Fair episodes
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Post by jcdenton on Dec 25, 2006 22:59:04 GMT -5
any sid promo
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"IcePic" Rick Cobos
Don Corleone
www.ericbischoff.com - some great comedy material!!!
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Post by "IcePic" Rick Cobos on Dec 25, 2006 22:59:39 GMT -5
Monty Brown
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Post by shiranui on Dec 25, 2006 23:01:07 GMT -5
I DON'T KN... ahem, I need to think about that for a while.
Pretty much any Warrior promo comes to mind.
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KEJB
Dennis Stamp
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Post by KEJB on Dec 25, 2006 23:03:06 GMT -5
Come on guys. There is nothing even close to the Luger Promo.
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Dec 25, 2006 23:20:40 GMT -5
Hogan at SummerSlam 89 talking about swimming across the NY/NJ river with Beefcake with their motorbikes on their shoulders, or something.
Hogan at WrestleMania IV saying that he would save Donald Trump and his family when Trump Plaza fell into the core of the planet.
Hogan at SummerSlam 90 saying he was going to build a new surfboard and fight a shark.
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W?Y
Hank Scorpio
Old FAN, no tricks.
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Post by W?Y on Dec 25, 2006 23:24:21 GMT -5
I got three words for ya:
IT'S NOT HOT!
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Garee
King Koopa
I miss the old days
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Post by Garee on Dec 25, 2006 23:27:40 GMT -5
Come on guys. There is nothing even close to the Luger Promo. I'd have to agree with this one |
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Post by WHATAMANOOOVER on Dec 25, 2006 23:34:21 GMT -5
Kane's Katie Vick Explanation Promo
Matt Hardy's Return Anti-Lita/Edge Promo
Both were awful but for different reasons. Kane sounded like he couldn't remember and was thinking back towards the script.
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Dec 25, 2006 23:41:44 GMT -5
The Luger one is classic, it's been kinda worn down here though, still funny though
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 25, 2006 23:52:59 GMT -5
Kane's Katie Vick Explanation Promo Matt Hardy's Return Anti-Lita/Edge Promo Both were awful but for different reasons. Kane sounded like he couldn't remember and was thinking back towards the script. empirewf, YOU BASTARD!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE!!! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A CAR CRASH!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE SO MISERABLE, THAT YOU WILL WISH YOU WERE DAED!!!!!!!! For me, it's Batista's infamous unintentionally funny line against JBL. You're not a wrestling god. You're a wrestling FRAUD! |
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Dec 25, 2006 23:55:48 GMT -5
most of Batista's promos are WTF moments
"Booker, you have my title, I'm gonna be needing it back now" or some crap like that
also when Masters does an angry rant thingy, "CARLITO! FHJSFHJKHFIUAHLGFKSLDMG!!!"
hilarity
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 25, 2006 23:56:21 GMT -5
The Ken Patera promo where he f***s up and asks for a re-take, completely forgetting that they're LIVE
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Post by odanobunaga on Dec 25, 2006 23:56:46 GMT -5
Gotta be Batista: "I WANT MY TITLE BACK!" and he didn´t demand not even a single match agains´t Rey Misterio. Woopie Doopie! There goes continuity.
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Post by shiranui on Dec 25, 2006 23:58:32 GMT -5
also when Masters does an angry rant thingy, "CARLITO! FHJSFHJKHFIUAHLGFKSLDMG!!!" hilarity Masters' rant to Carlito after NYR was great. "WHATGHAHMRAGAHSGAHHSHGAH MASTERLOCK HJSAKJDHSBM;DSLK!!" |
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AmandaJ
Don Corleone
My heart...after you broke it.
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Post by AmandaJ on Dec 26, 2006 0:24:06 GMT -5
The Ken Patera promo where he hugs up and asks for a re-take, completely forgetting that they're LIVE That was Sid! 'We're live pal...' |
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Dec 26, 2006 0:31:02 GMT -5
Any Dungeon of Doom vs. Megapower stuff from 1995.
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Dec 26, 2006 1:28:45 GMT -5
Jake Roberts at Survivor Series 1991.
He was supposed to look evil, but he was wearing cowboy boots, leather trousers and a woolly sweater.
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Post by ReliXIV on Dec 26, 2006 1:43:21 GMT -5
My favorite is hands-down Val Venis explaining why he could not have fathered a baby with Terri Runnels:
(paraphrasing)
Val Venis: You see, Kevin Kelly, when I went into my line of work years ago, I took a few safety precautions. And in my line of work, he he he, that is known as a VASECTOMY!
Kevin Kelly: Oh.
Val was a bit loud when he said the word "VASECTOMY," but the part that made it unintentionally funny was Kevin Kelly's understated reaction, the simple "Oh."
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