Heart of Markness
Trap-Jaw
Amarillo Chevy Dealers love nothing more than to see your smiling faces during Summer Closeout!
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Post by Heart of Markness on Dec 26, 2006 1:46:14 GMT -5
the words that come out of scott steiner's mouth, especially late-wcw shoots. "The only real nature boy was buddy rogers, and you stolled that gimmick from him!"
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Dec 26, 2006 1:59:53 GMT -5
"But I have half the brain, THAT YOU DO! And then you come out here, making me sound like a JACKASS!"
The best thing about Sid's promos is that he says them with such conviction.
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jzbadblood
Unicron
Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Dec 26, 2006 3:00:13 GMT -5
A few months back Lashley was on the mic talking to Finaly.
Lashley: You say your name's Finaly and you like to fight? Well, I say your name's Finaly and you're a bastard!
He said it in such a girly tone.....it's one of those you had to hear it yourself things. Bite me.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Dec 26, 2006 3:01:01 GMT -5
I still love the Mean Gene "f*** it!" bit from Summerslam.
Someone mentioned Jake from Survivor Series '91...isn't that the one where (and I'm going by memory, so I may be off), Gene says something like "These people don't care very much for you, Jake Roberts" and he responds with "What do you know? I spoke with God this morning, and He told me that He doesn't like you.
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Dec 26, 2006 3:30:44 GMT -5
PUT DAT PLANE IN A NOOOOOSEDIVE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HOAK . . . HOGEEEYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNN
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Dec 26, 2006 4:12:26 GMT -5
Gotta be Batista: "I WANT MY TITLE BACK!" and he didn´t demand not even a single match agains´t Rey Misterio. Woopie Doopie! There goes continuity. I may be wrong, but I believe Batista didn't come back from his injury untill after Rey lost the title. Feel free to correct me if I am wrong. EDIT: Well according to wikipedia he technically could have requested a shot against Rey. Batista came back 7/7/06 and Booker beat Rey 7/23/06. So Batista had 15 days to ask Rey for a shot (can't count 7/23 as Rey was already scheduled).
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Post by Virt McGirt on Dec 26, 2006 4:14:07 GMT -5
also when Masters does an angry rant thingy, "CARLITO! FHJSFHJKHFIUAHLGFKSLDMG!!!" hilarity Masters' rant to Carlito after NYR was great. "WHATGHAHMRAGAHSGAHHSHGAH MASTERLOCK HJSAKJDHSBM;DSLK!!" Someone actually made a mock transcript of that promo. Can't remember it word for word, but the funniest part of it was "IM A BEAR!!!!" in place of "LETS FIGHT OUT THERE!!!!" I think ;D
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 26, 2006 10:55:24 GMT -5
Batista: JBL, you're a bully, and I'm gonna beat you up!
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Dec 26, 2006 11:00:57 GMT -5
A few months back Lashley was on the mic talking to Finaly. Lashley: You say your name's Finaly and you like to fight? Well, I say your name's Finaly and you're a bastard! He said it in such a girly tone.....it's one of those you had to hear it yourself things. Bite me. I was gonna say this one. It must have been from the same people who write Cena's promos. 'If you want some come get some', 'let's get gritty', 'i will beat his ass', 'real recongnizing real'. Yep anything that comes from Cena's mouth is laughable. Has anybody said Great Khali yet. His promos are pure comedy.
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KLRA
El Dandy
Halt. I am Reptar.
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Post by KLRA on Dec 26, 2006 11:02:29 GMT -5
Batista just seems like the kid on the playground that was always trying to get in fights with everyone else but whenever he tried to "talk big" everyone else just laughed at him.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Dec 26, 2006 11:05:56 GMT -5
The thing is for about 4 months all Batista's promos consisted of was "I'm taking MY title back".
So what the heck does he say now?
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 26, 2006 11:32:26 GMT -5
nothing will touch the Luger one, but the one that Magnum T.A. did in the 80s about Tully Blanchard is gold. I mean back then, what he was saying woulda been pretty tough-guy sounding, now it just sounds very... what's the word... oh yes, Gay.
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Post by DrizzlinShytes on Dec 26, 2006 11:50:10 GMT -5
I still love the Mean Gene "hug it!" bit from Summerslam. Someone mentioned Jake from Survivor Series '91...isn't that the one where (and I'm going by memory, so I may be off), Gene says something like "These people don't care very much for you, Jake Roberts" and he responds with "What do you know? I spoke with God this morning, and He told me that He doesn't like you.Yes, Jake said that. It was awesome!
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Post by odanobunaga on Dec 26, 2006 12:15:01 GMT -5
Gotta be Batista: "I WANT MY TITLE BACK!" and he didn´t demand not even a single match agains´t Rey Misterio. Woopie Doopie! There goes continuity. I may be wrong, but I believe Batista didn't come back from his injury untill after Rey lost the title. Feel free to correct me if I am wrong. EDIT: Well according to wikipedia he technically could have requested a shot against Rey. Batista came back 7/7/06 and Booker beat Rey 7/23/06. So Batista had 15 days to ask Rey for a shot (can't count 7/23 as Rey was already scheduled). They were even tag team partners, while Rey was still the champion. WWE logic at it´s finest.
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Post by Danimal on Dec 26, 2006 13:16:54 GMT -5
When Booker screwed-up and called Hogan the n-word on live-tv was pretty classic.
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Dec 26, 2006 14:00:57 GMT -5
A few months back Lashley was on the mic talking to Finaly. Lashley: You say your name's Finaly and you like to fight? Well, I say your name's Finaly and you're a bastard! He said it in such a girly tone.....it's one of those you had to hear it yourself things. Bite me. Lmao. That's one of my favorite promos from this year. My friend and I quote it everytime Lashley comes out to cut a promo.
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algertman
Hank Scorpio
Heroes Die. Legends Live Forever.
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Post by algertman on Dec 26, 2006 14:09:38 GMT -5
When Booker screwed-up and called Hogan the n-word on live-tv was pretty classic. that was so funny
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KLRA
El Dandy
Halt. I am Reptar.
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Post by KLRA on Dec 26, 2006 14:13:45 GMT -5
When Booker screwed-up and called Hogan the n-word on live-tv was pretty classic. that was so funny Both of their faces were priceless. Booker T had a look of, "D'OH!" on his face and Hogan had a, "Tell me he didn't just say that"
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Post by maxx420 on Dec 26, 2006 14:20:46 GMT -5
I still love the Mean Gene "hug it!" bit from Summerslam. Someone mentioned Jake from Survivor Series '91...isn't that the one where (and I'm going by memory, so I may be off), Gene says something like "These people don't care very much for you, Jake Roberts" and he responds with "What do you know? I spoke with God this morning, and He told me that He doesn't like you.What about Jake at Heroes of Wrestling? "In a cashino, you should gamblllle. Let me tell you something. You don't want to play cards with me, because I'll cheat. Ok, I cheat. You want to play 21, I got 22. You want to play black jack? I got two of those too. You want to play aces and eights? Well, I got some of those too. Bottom line is this. You do not gamble with me when you walk into a casino, when you want to gamble, the main thing you must do, is this, you must accept losing. HELL-OOOO, I'm talkin' to you. The bottom line is this, when the DDT comes, then the snake comes out. Worry about the DDT! DDT! DDT! THINK ABOUT IT"
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Post by anticonscience on Dec 26, 2006 14:32:58 GMT -5
the classic promo of Generic Hoss #4573 (AKA Lashley) which simply was "You say you're Finlay and love to fight? Well I say you're Finlay and you're a bastard," sounding like a castrated midget
EDIT: damn, didn't read the whole post and see that it was already posted. Oh well.
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