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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 7, 2013 20:31:40 GMT -5
MY favorite part is when Tara Reid is staring blankly at the monster tornadoes that are ripping through Los Angeles and all she can say is "Are those sharks?"
Like the massive forces of nature that can kill hundreds of people in minutes are secondary to a shark.
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Post by bob on Aug 7, 2013 22:09:35 GMT -5
my favorite part is when the pool some how got on fire
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2013 4:07:12 GMT -5
It seems like I'm the only person in the world who watched this and didn't even think it was so bad it was good. It tried way too hard and was... just bad. And I'm saying that as a connoisseur of so bad it's good.
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Post by crowwreak was WRONG on Aug 8, 2013 4:08:31 GMT -5
I dont think a 0 score even covers this film
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 8, 2013 5:46:44 GMT -5
my favorite part is when the pool some how got on fire Hey, he put like, a tiny amount of petrol in that pool. Obviously it's gonna catch fire, jeez, science much? <__<
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Post by Bishblast on Aug 8, 2013 5:59:52 GMT -5
It was pretty surprising... being bad in ways that I didn't quite expect, also not being as "worst of all time" bad as I expected all around. I'd say it's a satisfying bad movie, but it is neither one of the best bad movies of all time, nor just one of the worst movies. I don't even think it scrapes the bottom of what Si Fi will air... I think they tried too hard on this one to make "the ultimate bad movie", and I'll likely never revisit it again. There are hundreds of movies I've seen in the "bad" field that I would watch again before this one, for whatever reason.
As for what I would give the movie itself as a score? Probably a 3 out of 10 or something along those lines.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 8, 2013 6:30:11 GMT -5
And then there's the guy who's mother told him Hollywood would kill him, then part of the Hollywood sign actually kills him. Hilarious last line and amazing ending to that guy. That's not just "a guy". If my eyes did not deceive me that was Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Aug 8, 2013 6:35:33 GMT -5
my favorite part is when the pool some how got on fire Didn't that also cause the sharks (or the pool itself) to explode?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 8, 2013 6:37:40 GMT -5
Speaking of science, how about stopping an F5 tornado with a handheld propane bomb?
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 8, 2013 6:43:12 GMT -5
Speaking of science, how about stopping an F5 tornado with a handheld propane bomb? Of everything else in the film, this is somehow the least offensive to science... maybe.I love how one tornado destroys their building, then they take 3 steps outside and in the middle of the total devastation is a helicopter sitting there perfectly fine out on the tarmac.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 8, 2013 6:44:07 GMT -5
And then there's the guy who's mother told him Hollywood would kill him, then part of the Hollywood sign actually kills him. Hilarious last line and amazing ending to that guy. That's not just "a guy". If my eyes did not deceive me that was Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch. It was Robbie Rist, who is uncredited in the film.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Aug 8, 2013 9:11:19 GMT -5
Speaking of science, how about stopping an F5 tornado with a handheld propane bomb? It just needed a guy taking a chainsaw to an F5 tornado to stop it, and we'd be set in the film spitting in the face of science.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Aug 8, 2013 15:17:30 GMT -5
My favorite part of the movie was the bar stool. Had they kept that everything would have been fine. As soon as the dude dropped it, what happens? He dies. Had he kept it everything would have been great,
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Post by Hurbster on Aug 8, 2013 17:35:28 GMT -5
Wish Brock Lesnar was there to take care of those sharks.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2013 17:50:51 GMT -5
We have a title for the sequel. SHARKNADO 2: The Second One. Seriously.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Aug 8, 2013 18:11:39 GMT -5
it was a fun movie, being "realistic" doesn't cut the mustard!
and the end shot of him JUMPING into THE SHARK with the chainsaw was GENIUS!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2013 16:47:04 GMT -5
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Post by CrazySting on Aug 10, 2013 16:56:31 GMT -5
Sharknado was actually a fairly realistic film....up until the point Tara Reid left the liquor store of her own free accord.
Giant sharks in tornado are fine, but THAT was just too much of a leap in logic.
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Post by agent817 on Jan 5, 2014 18:16:24 GMT -5
I watched this movie recently and I have to say that even though I can see how bad it truly is, I sort of enjoyed it. I actually busted up at a lot of scenes that were done with poor green-screen effects, cheap CGI, pointless plot points, etc. I have to listen to the commentary on the Blu-Ray.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 18:31:22 GMT -5
I was more disappointed that they were too subtle
I mean for a title called Sharknado there was too little of sharknados and they seemed to be trying to make a seriously taken film. If you are going to make a movie with that premise, just go balls out and make the biggest out there schlock ever
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