SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Aug 10, 2013 4:22:54 GMT -5
I want it to be like Forrest Gump with Hulk sitting on a park bench telling anyone who will listen his life story "And that's all I got to say about that, brother." Also looking forward to the formation of the Bubba The Love Sponge Shrimp company.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 10, 2013 4:28:58 GMT -5
Remember the scene in Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story when Bruce Lee is lifted on everyone's shoulders after the Hong Kong premiere of The Big Boss? I imagine a shot for shot recreation of that scene when the Hulk biopic covers the world premiere of No Holds Barred. That would be the PERFECT set-up for a Virgil movie. I can just see it now... Virgil sits, unnoticed, under his enormous "wrestling superstar!" banner. Occasionally, somebody wanders over. When they do, he tells stories of the glory days of professional wrestling...all of which involve him in some way. ".....Then I beat Ted Dibiase for the Million Dollar Belt....And that in a nut shell is SummerSlam '91." "What about Bret Hart winning the Intercontinental Title? Or 'The Match Made in Heaven/The Match Made in Hell' and Warrior holding up Vince for more money?" "I said that is SummerSlam '91 in a nutshell!" "That will be $25. Thanks for listening."
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Aug 10, 2013 10:54:35 GMT -5
Remember the scene in Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story when Bruce Lee is lifted on everyone's shoulders after the Hong Kong premiere of The Big Boss? I imagine a shot for shot recreation of that scene when the Hulk biopic covers the world premiere of No Holds Barred. ".....Then I beat Ted Dibiase for the Million Dollar Belt....And that in a nut shell is SummerSlam '91." "What about Bret Hart winning the Intercontinental Title? Or 'The Match Made in Heaven/The Match Made in Hell' and Warrior holding up Vince for more money?" "I said that is SummerSlam '91 in a nutshell!" I want to see this movie. Kind of like The Princess Bride, where "reality" cuts in with Fred Savage calling bs, but Wrestling Superstar Virgil just no sells it and continues his story. "So there I was, workin in Atlanta and theres this group of rednecks and a group of rappers. Racial tensions were high, so I stepped in and befriended those rowdy cowboys. Next thing ya know, black President". Virgil, you had NOTHI-- "Black. President". Two tickets to the 3D version, please.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2013 11:30:14 GMT -5
I hope this movie will be as good as the Jesse Ventura Story.
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 11, 2013 9:39:52 GMT -5
I'm one of the biggest Hulkamaniacs out there brother, but I know his story-as it was mentioned-a documentary yes. But a biopic? No. Maybe if I liked him and had only become a fan in the last 10 years or so, and didn't really know much about him. Maybe then.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 21, 2013 4:43:46 GMT -5
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Juice
El Dandy
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Post by Juice on Aug 21, 2013 13:58:03 GMT -5
what if this was a wwe film?
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Aug 21, 2013 15:26:50 GMT -5
what if this was a wwe film? Then the Hulkster's 24 Inch Pythons would be turned into a 36 Inch Pants Python. Vince can smell the millions.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Aug 21, 2013 17:21:05 GMT -5
Andre the Giant = Mjölnir
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Aug 21, 2013 17:48:01 GMT -5
The writers have “wrestling in their blood”? So, written by Nick and Brooke, then.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 21, 2013 18:15:58 GMT -5
I am guessing this will basically be the book he wrote about his life; he will make himself out to be an underdog who was unwanted and unloved by his family, his rise to success to have been all about blood, sweat, tears, and toughness. His ex-wife will be a complete psycho who abused him from day one, his kids will be angels who never did a thing wrong in their lives. Eric Bischoff is God's gift to the human race, Vince McMahon is a great guy who he just had a friendly dispute with. Hopefully it just won't end with him being videotaped having sexy by Bubba the Love Sponge.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Aug 21, 2013 18:45:17 GMT -5
I am guessing this will basically be the book he wrote about his life; he will make himself out to be an underdog who was unwanted and unloved by his family, his rise to success to have been all about blood, sweat, tears, and toughness. His ex-wife will be a complete psycho who abused him from day one, his kids will be angels who never did a thing wrong in their lives. Eric Bischoff is God's gift to the human race, Vince McMahon is a great guy who he just had a friendly dispute with. Hopefully it just won't end with him being videotaped having sexy by Bubba the Love Sponge. With one amendment. I believe he had a special thanks to Bubba Love Sponge in the book. I remember well since he said he and Clem were not lovers like Linda said they were. -------- Pontiac Silverdome Backstage Area Andre the Giant is being carted out. He's dying from his match with Hulk Hogan. He calls for his protege Hulk to be by his side for his last few minutes. Vince sneers as he never wanted Hogan to win. Andre - Take care of the wrestlers. It's all on you. Hulk - No, brother, don't say that. The world of wrestling can't survive without you. Andre - It's up to you to carry on the tradition. Remember what I taught you. And you Vince, always take care of Hogan. He is the best in the world. Vince nods as Andre dies. Hogan screams. -------- NYC - Next Day Vince - Hogan, I'm firing you. Hulk - Are you kidding me!? The Hulkamaniacs will hate you. Vince - I don't care. I hate all of them. Wrestling will do as I say. BWAHAAHA! --------- Atlanta Hulk - If we don't work now, wrestling is going to die. Are you with me, Eric? Eric - Every step of the way. I have this idea called New World Order... Montage of Hulk legdrops.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 21, 2013 19:27:05 GMT -5
I am guessing this will basically be the book he wrote about his life; he will make himself out to be an underdog who was unwanted and unloved by his family, his rise to success to have been all about blood, sweat, tears, and toughness. His ex-wife will be a complete psycho who abused him from day one, his kids will be angels who never did a thing wrong in their lives. Eric Bischoff is God's gift to the human race, Vince McMahon is a great guy who he just had a friendly dispute with. Hopefully it just won't end with him being videotaped having sexy by Bubba the Love Sponge. With one amendment. I believe he had a special thanks to Bubba Love Sponge in the book. I remember well since he said he and Clem were not lovers like Linda said they were. -------- Pontiac Silverdome Backstage Area Andre the Giant is being carted out. He's dying from his match with Hulk Hogan. He calls for his protege Hulk to be by his side for his last few minutes. Vince sneers as he never wanted Hogan to win. Andre - Take care of the wrestlers. It's all on you. Hulk - No, brother, don't say that. The world of wrestling can't survive without you. Andre - It's up to you to carry on the tradition. Remember what I taught you. And you Vince, always take care of Hogan. He is the best in the world. Vince nods as Andre dies. Hogan screams. -------- NYC - Next Day Vince - Hogan, I'm firing you. Hulk - Are you kidding me!? The Hulkamaniacs will hate you. Vince - I don't care. I hate all of them. Wrestling will do as I say. BWAHAAHA! --------- Atlanta Hulk - If we don't work now, wrestling is going to die. Are you with me, Eric? Eric - Every step of the way. I have this idea called New World Order... Montage of Hulk legdrops. Cue Goldberg killing Randy Savage and telling Hogan "I will break you"
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 21, 2013 21:58:12 GMT -5
That's gotta be worse than having hepatitis
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Aug 21, 2013 22:02:58 GMT -5
Pontiac Silverdome Backstage Area Andre the Giant is being carted out. He's dying from his match with Hulk Hogan. He calls for his protege Hulk to be by his side for his last few minutes. Vince sneers as he never wanted Hogan to win. Andre - Take care of the wrestlers. It's all on you. Hulk - No, brother, don't say that. The world of wrestling can't survive without you. Andre - It's up to you to carry on the tradition. Remember what I taught you. And you Vince, always take care of Hogan. He is the best in the world. Vince nods as Andre dies. Hogan screams. This will be the first time in history one scene was able to win 3 different Oscar awards. Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, and Best Scene of the year. Best Supporting Actor is extra important because this will also be the first time this award is given to a full CGI character because Andre will played by the Eric Bana version of the Hulk because of the changing sizes from scene to scene.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 22:09:16 GMT -5
If this movie doesn't start like the Naked Gun with Hogan taking out a terrorist/dictator convention, no buys.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 22, 2013 9:26:47 GMT -5
So Hogan wants Chris Hemsworth as himself. Does that mean we can expect Tom Hiddleston in every other role?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2013 9:30:47 GMT -5
Hmm...I'm not too familiar with Chris Hemsworth but he seems an odd choice as he looks nothing like Hogan. Yeah I know, "It doesn't matter how much they look like the person as long as they give a good performance" but still, he looks NOTHING like Hogan, even in Hulk's younger days.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Aug 22, 2013 9:36:05 GMT -5
So Hogan wants Chris Hemsworth as himself. Does that mean we can expect Tom Hiddleston in every other role? A guy the size of Tom Huddlestone would never draw, brother. I can't wait for the other creative casting choices for his friends and enemies, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp as the Nasty Boys, perhaps, Justin Timberlake as Brutus Beefcake and Robert Downey Jr as Eric Bischoff perhaps, with Steve Buscemi as 'The Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels, Mickey Rourke as Bret Hart and Sylvester Stallone as The Ultimate Warrior. Brooke will be given a major role, as young and present day Linda, as lets face it, she won't need any prosthetics or makeup. Hmm...I'm not too familiar with Chris Hemsworth but he seems an odd choice as he looks nothing like Hogan. Yeah I know, "It doesn't matter how much they look like the person as long as they give a good performance" but still, he looks NOTHING like Hogan, even in Hulk's younger days. It's the Thor hair, that seems to be what Hogan genuinely believes he had during the bulk of his career.
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Post by sunnytaker on Aug 22, 2013 9:59:24 GMT -5
but wait- wasn't HHH supposed to play Thor in the days of thor movie rumors? so who better versed in Diz bidness and has the Asgardian physique needed to play the Hulkster brother? Steph could wear a blond wig and play Linda.
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