Magnus the Magnificent
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didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 16, 2013 17:18:16 GMT -5
Kind of, maybe. Perhaps if you squint a little while tilting your head...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2013 17:30:43 GMT -5
Vince's mind is the real world version of The Lament Configuration. I know opening it up would take me to a world filled with bizarre, brilliant insanity that I might not be able to handle... But I just have to see what's inside.
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Post by SenorCrest on Aug 16, 2013 17:31:37 GMT -5
If we really want a reality show based on wrestling, follow Vince about backstage and in meetings and take all of my money. So a show in which Vince takes your money?
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Aug 16, 2013 18:18:49 GMT -5
Giving him a gimmick where his face is always censored by a blue dot sounds more interesting than anything WWE has ever actually done with Christian.
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Post by celticjobber on Aug 16, 2013 18:30:37 GMT -5
Out of Edge and Christian, I always thought Edge was the one with a somewhat "rat-like" face...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2013 18:40:13 GMT -5
Christian has the audacity to be a little squinty, and it's probably cost him millions of dollars.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 16, 2013 18:42:19 GMT -5
If Vince is willing to push his daughter, with her masculine face and a chin that just doesn't quit (growing), then a rat faced Christian shouldn't be a problem.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Aug 16, 2013 18:45:20 GMT -5
I would pay good money for a book that's nothing but an A to Z list of every crazy rejected/abandoned idea Vince has cooked up over the years. The stuff him and Michael Hayes probably came up with on a flight from Stamford to Phoenix would get them a stern letter from the NAACP.
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Aug 16, 2013 18:51:35 GMT -5
Out of Edge and Christian, I always thought Edge was the one with a somewhat "rat-like" face... Edge reminded me of praying mantis. IMO the reason Vince hated Christian's face: He's not Edge. He isn't Edge. He's better.
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Blindkarevik
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Post by Blindkarevik on Aug 16, 2013 18:58:33 GMT -5
Vince: And we'll pick a couple of other guys and put blue dots over their face. And we will call them Blue Man Group. They could cut promos like... "I can't believe Vince McMahon blue me!" "I dunno, it was late last night when it happened, but I'm pretty sure Stephanie is the one who blue me." "Oh, Drew McIntyre... you blowhard!"
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Aug 16, 2013 18:58:51 GMT -5
I wouldn't describe it as "rat-like" but I totally agree that Christian's expressions can make you hate him. It's why I thought he was a great heel. To me, Christian's mid '00s douche heel run gives Miz a run for his money. I don't hate Miz because he is Miz, but his WWE title run got under my skin.
I'll never forget a house show in Nashville at the smaller arena and Christian came out and got on the second turnbuckle and did his chest pat and points to his "peeps" and I stood up and did it back. He pointed at me and gave me a nod but I think it washer because I had a SpongeBob t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid" on it.
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EyeofTyr
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Post by EyeofTyr on Aug 16, 2013 19:03:35 GMT -5
And, yet we've had things like Gene Snitsky's bad teeth gimmick and Big Daddy V's choice of attire...
Sometimes I think Vince is a genius, other times trying to follow his logic makes my brain hurt.
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Post by fortknox on Aug 16, 2013 19:53:17 GMT -5
I think he was joking and trying to make a conversation but he didn't know how so he went random. A flight to England sounds long and boring I would love to seat next to Vince on a long flight. I would get shitfaced and just start throwing out all kinds of messed ideas to see what Vince would think.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2013 20:00:55 GMT -5
Christian has the audacity to be a little squinty, and it's probably cost him millions of dollars. I can just imagine Vince having no problems with Christian prior to that night. He's at the monitor while Christian is delivering a promo, thinking "this kid is the future!" Then Christian pulls a squinty face and Vince just loses it. "DID THIS MOTHERf***ER JUST SQUINT?! Patterson! Tell me this guy didn't just squint!" "Well sir, he was a little squinty, a bit, yeah." "Tell Creative, THE PUSH IS OFF!"
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suave
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Post by suave on Aug 16, 2013 20:07:29 GMT -5
I think he was joking and trying to make a conversation but he didn't know how so he went random. A flight to England sounds long and boring I would love to seat next to Vince on a long flight. I would get shitfaced and just start throwing out all kinds of messed ideas to see what Vince would think. Getting drunk with Vince McMahon sounds like the greatest thing ever.
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Urethra Franklin
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Aug 16, 2013 20:18:28 GMT -5
It all makes sense now.
It was Vince's rejection that caused Christian to procure his gaggle of Malaysian slaves.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 16, 2013 20:25:43 GMT -5
I misread the OP at first, and thought Vince wanted Christian to do the Mr. Kennedy gimmick.
I was more than a tad confused.
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on Aug 16, 2013 20:30:45 GMT -5
Yea, I read this earlier. Frickin' HILARIOUS!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2013 20:39:23 GMT -5
Christian has the audacity to be a little squinty, and it's probably cost him millions of dollars. I can just imagine Vince having no problems with Christian prior to that night. He's at the monitor while Christian is delivering a promo, thinking "this kid is the future!" Then Christian pulls a squinty face and Vince just loses it. "DID THIS MOTHERf***ER JUST SQUINT?! Patterson! Tell me this guy didn't just squint!" "Well sir, he was a little squinty, a bit, yeah." "Tell Creative, THE PUSH IS OFF!" What's so bad about squinting anyway? He's just trying to see while he closes his eyes.
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Chip
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Post by Chip on Aug 16, 2013 23:50:20 GMT -5
Love all the comments making fun of the features of performers close to Vince, as if it's any better then what Vince did....
..... Christian has always looks a tad weird though. He pulls off "smug asshole" effortlessly.
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