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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 17, 2013 6:20:25 GMT -5
So if we file a complaint about HHH... Someone would eventually file a complaint about the complaint directed at Triple H. He'd then be locked at an endless loop, not knowing whether he's wrestling or not wrestling. Eventually all the wrestlers get trapped in this loop as well, perhaps with the exception of Ricardo Rodriguez, forced to do a one-man wrestling show. Ricardo would have a complaint filed against him, there was that one time he wore a Justin Beiber shirt.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 17, 2013 6:24:47 GMT -5
Also, all promos would consist of internet tough guy threats.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 17, 2013 8:54:18 GMT -5
Funny thing is that he's actually won more of those titles than HHH has.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2013 9:03:00 GMT -5
9/11was Insidejob.
WWE Champ for life.
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Post by Mesousa287793 on Aug 17, 2013 11:41:53 GMT -5
There would be a lot of gay people.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Aug 19, 2013 1:01:50 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure someone would use this as a promo...
What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.
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Post by MGH on Aug 19, 2013 1:05:53 GMT -5
As soon as Raw hits the air half of the roster is pushing and shoving each other trying to get down the ramp to the ring and once someone finally gets there they grab the mic and scream FIRST!!!111!1~!!!ONE
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 19, 2013 1:08:12 GMT -5
Nothing would ever get booked because the Creative meetings would always degenerate into a giant flame war between people who want to push the "INDY GUYZ" and the trolls who would want to push the HOSSESLOL and CENA. And of course neither side would ever agree on anything except maybe having the divas wrestle naked.
So basically it would be like a room full of Vince McMahons except none of them would have half his wrestling insight.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 8:07:12 GMT -5
Promos would consist of calling each other the N-word and F**. While bragging about what car they drive, how much they make an hour and how many times they've been laid.
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