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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 16, 2013 22:54:13 GMT -5
A guy named Fred.
Just doesn't seem right. Guess Stephanie's Rolodex of fake names pays off again.
Any other WWE names you didn't know where fake?
WWE's recent string of fake names have been so normal that I don't even question if they're real or not.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Aug 16, 2013 22:59:42 GMT -5
I don't know, like, if the WWE were doing a live action Scooby Doo show I could totally imagine him playing Fred, provided he dressed up like him. Like not the usual Fred, but the Mystery Inc reboot one - that would work.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 16, 2013 23:01:00 GMT -5
I don't think there are any that I assumed weren't fake, but there are a few that sound better than the wrestler's real name.
I prefer "Seth Rollins" to "Colby Lopez", for example. Colby just isn't much of a wrestler name, IMO. "Johnny Curtis" is also preferable to "Curtis Hussey".
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2013 23:01:34 GMT -5
Curt Hawkins= Brian Joseph Myers
Michael Tarver= Tyrone Evans
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 16, 2013 23:03:48 GMT -5
Curt Hawkins= Brian Joseph Myers Michael Tarver= Tyrone Evans I thought, since they killed the Major bros. gimmick, that Hawkins and Ryder were their real names for a long time.
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Post by Essential1 on Aug 16, 2013 23:09:24 GMT -5
When I think of a black man named Fred it reminds me of the type of guy in prison who is the boss and has many people drop the soap just looking at him.
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Post by jemtruman on Aug 16, 2013 23:11:30 GMT -5
It's Fred Rosser. All it makes me think of is Fred Rogers.
It really did give me a surprise finding out that was his real name.
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Post by Young Game on Aug 16, 2013 23:13:32 GMT -5
Thaddeus Bullard is such a bad-ass name I can't even believe it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2013 23:14:03 GMT -5
When I think of a black man named Fred it reminds me of the type of guy in prison who is the boss and has many people drop the soap just looking at him. Makes me think of this guy:
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 16, 2013 23:17:06 GMT -5
When I think of a black man named Fred it reminds me of the type of guy in prison who is the boss and has many people drop the soap just looking at him. Is that why WWE put out that casting call for "young, athletic guys"?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2013 23:22:00 GMT -5
I, for one, am proud of Darren Young, and think he sets a fine example for having the courage to admit to the entire world that his name is Fred.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 16, 2013 23:28:50 GMT -5
I, for one, am proud of Darren Young, and think he sets a fine example for having the courage to admit to the entire world that his name is Fred. I'm happy for D-Young too, but the selfish part of me is kinda disappointed that it's not Daniel Bryan or Zack Ryder revealing that their name is Fred.
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Post by woowoowoox on Aug 17, 2013 0:15:45 GMT -5
Obviously I knew CM Punk wasn't his real name, but I always found it weird that his name is Phil.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Aug 17, 2013 0:22:05 GMT -5
I, for one, am proud of Darren Young, and think he sets a fine example for having the courage to admit to the entire world that his name is Fred. I'm happy for D-Young too, but the selfish part of me is kinda disappointed that it's not Daniel Bryan or Zack Ryder revealing that their name is Fred. One day we'll finally have the serious Fred gimmick we have always been waiting for.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Aug 17, 2013 0:54:29 GMT -5
So Cena is Darren Young's brother and Fred's father?
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Post by JCBaggee on Aug 17, 2013 0:56:52 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly was always my favorite ring name, because you hear it and say "God, she couldn't possibly have a more ridiculous name."
Then you find out her real name is Barbie Blank.
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Post by the2ndevil on Aug 17, 2013 1:14:26 GMT -5
I was shocked when I found out The Rock's real name was Dwayne and not Rocky.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 17, 2013 1:17:56 GMT -5
I thought Christian's actual first name was "Christian" and he just went by a mononym like Aaliyah, Ashanti, or Mya.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Aug 17, 2013 4:46:20 GMT -5
Brodus Clay defiantly doesn't look like a George.
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 17, 2013 4:53:35 GMT -5
Stuart Bennett for Wade Barrett is one that always strikes me as weird.
And Claudio Castagnoli, I sure can't picture Antonio Cesaro with such a name!
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