Reflecto
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Post by Reflecto on Aug 18, 2013 17:33:15 GMT -5
Granted. Enjoy Sami Zayn, Darren Young's gay lover, who is also an admitted and very insatiable pederast. And they're both babyfaces.
I wish the IWC would give John Cena more of a break as top guy.
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Post by RI Richmark on Aug 18, 2013 17:53:13 GMT -5
Granted, they now chant "Cena's a nice guy and he's done a lot for the WWE as well as the Make A Wish Foundaton, but we kinda want to see someone else." CLAP, CLAP CLAP. "Cena's a nice guy and he's done a lot for the WWE as well as the Make A Wish Foundaton, but we kinda want to see someone else." CLAP, CLAP CLAP.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about what happens at Summerslam.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 18, 2013 18:04:20 GMT -5
granted, but the reason they don't bitch is because all the talent are killed in a freak electrical accident. the following night Vince ends up making a lot of NXT callups including new world champion Bo Dallas.
I wish we had more masked/facepainted wrestlers again, like in the 90s.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Aug 18, 2013 18:16:55 GMT -5
Granted. The face paint contains potassium benzoate.
I want Antionio Inoki to get a do-over on his Hall of Fame speech.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 18, 2013 22:11:33 GMT -5
Granted but the recording is dubbed over in Swahili.
I wish the WWE would do away with the intentional count out finishes in non-title matches.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Aug 18, 2013 22:45:21 GMT -5
Granted. Khali's matches are now hour long broadways.
I wish Mattel would ban the McMahon Family from appearing on WWE programming.
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Post by JCBaggee on Aug 18, 2013 22:58:10 GMT -5
Granted. Khali's matches are now hour long broadways. I wish Mattel would ban the McMahon Family from appearing on WWE programming. Granted. The wrestlers are now constantly checking phones and reading aloud Tweets from the McMahons all night long. I wish Cody would finally break the glass ceiling and get a major title shot.
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Post by RI Richmark on Aug 19, 2013 0:45:35 GMT -5
Granted, he gets a shot at the Diva's Title after having a sex change. He loses.
I wish Aces & Eights would get lost on thier way to Impact and end up on Raw.
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Post by thegame415 on Aug 19, 2013 1:10:49 GMT -5
Granted, but the only members we see are Garrett Bischoff and Wes Brisco.
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Post by RI Richmark on Aug 19, 2013 7:10:40 GMT -5
You need to follow up with a wish of your own. I'll get things restarted.
I wish Frank Miller was the head writer on Raw
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 19, 2013 10:13:22 GMT -5
granted, but it's modern Frank Miller, complete with the Goddamn CM Punk and his sidekick Daniel Bryan (age 12) beating up racist stereotypes for 'Murica and being portratyed as the good guys. and all the Divas are now doing prostitute gimmicks. and John Cena beats up Darren Young for being gay.
I wish someone else would buy WWE from Vince so we never have to see the McMahons again.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 19, 2013 10:31:18 GMT -5
Granted. Somehow, it's Dixie Carter.
I wish Wade Barrett was in a British mob stable.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 19, 2013 10:41:46 GMT -5
granted, but the other members are the Primetime Players, Great Khali and Hornswoggle. Barrett's the only one whose actually british. and he still jobs all the f***ing time.
I wish Vince would succeed in something non-wrestling-related for once.
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Post by RI Richmark on Aug 19, 2013 17:58:12 GMT -5
Granted, but it's porn and you get to see his Genetic Jackhammer up close.
I wish Raw would have a 3 hour dance off with the entire roster.
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JCBaggee
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Post by JCBaggee on Aug 19, 2013 18:12:46 GMT -5
Granted, but it's porn and you get to see his Genetic Jackhammer up close. I wish Raw would have a 3 hour dance off with the entire roster. Granted. The entire roster twerks for 3 hours after Vince releases all the Divas. I wish they would have let Bryan keep the belt a little longer.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Aug 19, 2013 18:17:37 GMT -5
Granted but he loses it tonight on Raw to a returning Santino.
I wish AJ and Kaitlyn would become lesbian lovers
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Post by Zombie Mod on Aug 19, 2013 18:36:12 GMT -5
Granted but he loses it tonight on Raw to a returning Santino. I wish AJ and Kaitlyn would become lesbian lovers granted but it's offscreen. t.n.a. & wwe do a series of ppv's together in an attempt to creat vince some real competition
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 19, 2013 21:19:23 GMT -5
Granted but somehow Vince wins the TNA World Title.
I wish the WWE had less sponsorship product placement during their shows.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Aug 19, 2013 22:26:39 GMT -5
granted. The only product placement will be Daniel Bryan shaving his beard off with a Norelco electric razor.
I wish WWE and New Japan would star a talent exchange
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Reflecto
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Post by Reflecto on Aug 20, 2013 4:55:03 GMT -5
Granted. Okada becomes a bucktoothed Japanese stereotype, while Bo Dallas wins the IWGP Title.
I wish that NXT would get a slot on regular television.
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