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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 22, 2013 9:28:35 GMT -5
granted. Randy Orton is off tv, but now he follows you everywhere, staring at you at all times, including when you eat lunch, use the bathroom or take a shower. he also stares at you when you're sleeping.
I wish Vince had a real competitor again.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 22, 2013 10:51:53 GMT -5
Granted. Seeing the success of Total Divas, Dixie Carter (under Vince Russo's influence) decides to start the Sunday Night Wars... with a reality show of their own on Bravo: The Real Housewives of TNA, staring Karen Angle, Wendy Jones (AJ Styles wife), Tracy Roode, Jennifer McDaniel and Beth Britt all acting their most ratchet.
I wish Rosa Mendes didn't deteriorate so much as a wrestler.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 22, 2013 10:58:33 GMT -5
Granted. The universe is torn apart by a super-massive black hole that is created when Rosa does a Shooting Star Press from the turnbuckle through the announcers table as she wrestles Steph at Wrestlemania for control of the WWE.
I wish to see Ted Dibiase Jr rip off Disco Inferno's gimmick and then team up with Fandango to get the WWE Tag Team Championship.
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DragonMasterP
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I'd change my avatar, but beardless Luke Harper is too funny.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Aug 22, 2013 12:30:23 GMT -5
Granted, but they lose the belts to the new tag team of Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas.
I wish that Brock Lesnar would win the WWE Championship.
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Post by RI Richmark on Aug 22, 2013 15:50:26 GMT -5
Granted, but he squashes everybody. Cena, Bryan, Punk, Orton, Sheamus. Even The Rock & The Undertaker fall. In the end there is only one man who can stop him: Guess what happens next? I wish Fenway Park would host SummerSlam next year.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Aug 22, 2013 16:39:21 GMT -5
granted. Fenway park is moved to Los Angeles for Summerslam.
I wish Playboy would have a different diva as centerfold every month for a year
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 22, 2013 16:41:54 GMT -5
Granted, but none of them are naked, making it pretty much a standard WWE photoshoot in the middle of a dirty magazine.
I wish the WWE rehired Ariel and copied the "lesbian vampire Winter" storyline.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Aug 22, 2013 16:51:08 GMT -5
Granted, but none of them are naked, making it pretty much a standard WWE photoshoot in the middle of a dirty magazine. I wish the WWE rehired Ariel and copied the "lesbian vampire Winter" storyline. Granted. They do the lesbian vampire stryline with Ariel........and Mae Young I wish WWE would finally induct Randy Savage into the wwe hall of fame
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 22, 2013 17:27:13 GMT -5
granted, but they also have to induct Lanny Poffo at the same time and pretend he ever actually mattered. I think I'm doing it wrong I wish the Acolytes would get one last run.
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Post by tekkenguy on Aug 22, 2013 19:11:00 GMT -5
Granted. All they ever do is say "DAMN!" once every episode.
I wish Bobby Lashley would return to WWE.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 22, 2013 21:02:32 GMT -5
granted. Triple H being the snarky "DIS BUSINESS" type that he is decides to make Lashley's internet punchline reputation into his actual gimmick, complete with everyone (even Khali) making fun of his lisp, particularly how he says "Bastard".
I wish Shane Douglas and Johnny Ace would re-unite for one last run as the Dynamic Dudes
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Post by tekkenguy on Aug 22, 2013 21:06:34 GMT -5
Granted. John Laurinaitis returns to his post as Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and General Manager of Raw & SmackDown. Now, he has a new executive assistant, Troy Martin.
I wish that Kassius Ohno would get called up.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Aug 22, 2013 21:17:30 GMT -5
Granted, but it's as the manservant of Paul Heyman, who routinely badmouths him, sics Lesnar on him for no reason other than sadistic amusement, and deliberately costs him matches then claims the losses were all Ohno's fault, usually resulting in the aforementioned Lesnar siccing. After a month or so of this, Ohno rebels against Heyman and starts wrestling as the Workhorse, who wears fake horse ears when he wrestles.
I wish that WWF No Mercy would get a sequel made by the teams behind the original.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Aug 22, 2013 21:19:29 GMT -5
Granted but it's only for the Dreamcast.
I wish Colt Cabana would get a good run in WWE.
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Post by tekkenguy on Aug 22, 2013 21:20:11 GMT -5
Granted. It's just the same game without Chris Benoit.
As for the Colt Cabana post, he does get a good run...around the WWE ring for a house show.
By the way, was that Kassius Ohno story inspired by the Red Rooster?
Anyway, I wish AJ and Paige would wrestler at WM30.
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Post by Malcolm on Aug 22, 2013 22:14:31 GMT -5
Granted. It's just the same game without Chris Benoit. As for the Colt Cabana post, he does get a good run...around the WWE ring for a house show. By the way, was that Kassius Ohno story inspired by the Red Rooster? Anyway, I wish AJ and Paige would wrestler at WM30. Granted. They get in a handicap 3 second squash match against Chyna(who wins). I wish they'd make WWE Day of Reckoning 3.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Aug 23, 2013 1:39:36 GMT -5
Granted. It's just the same game without Chris Benoit. As for the Colt Cabana post, he does get a good run...around the WWE ring for a house show. By the way, was that Kassius Ohno story inspired by the Red Rooster? Anyway, I wish AJ and Paige would wrestler at WM30. Granted. They get in a handicap 3 second squash match against Chyna(who wins). I wish they'd make WWE Day of Reckoning 3. Granted. But no save feature or create a wrestler or dlc and the crowd only chants "boring". I wish that the World Heavyweight Championship would be important again.
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Post by thegame415 on Aug 23, 2013 1:48:05 GMT -5
Granted, but it's because WWE is out of business and TNA decides to merge the TNA heavyweight Championship into the World Title and eliminate the WWE title. (something they would do).
I wish WWE would run an Attitude Era theme edition of Raw.
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Post by Marvelis on Aug 23, 2013 1:59:50 GMT -5
Granted. During this episode, they redo the Katie Vick thing all over again.
I wish Brad Maddox could actually wrestle on RAW and win a match for once.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 23, 2013 2:14:49 GMT -5
Granted but he's recreating the Hardcore Evening Match from the 2000 King of the Ring with Pat Patterson.
I wish Alberto Del Rio would go back to entering the arena in a fancy car.
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