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Post by Shy Guy on Aug 20, 2013 6:56:04 GMT -5
No because Randy Orton has what the kids these days call "Swag". #YOLO BANNED
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 7:07:50 GMT -5
No. Because then it makes the heels look like hypocrites, coming up with excuses for why they don't want Bryan as champion, when they just don't like him.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 20, 2013 9:26:59 GMT -5
You guys think Ortons beard is patchy? Do you know any actual real life men? Plenty and their beards don't look like Orton's.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Aug 20, 2013 9:39:17 GMT -5
If he doesn't shave he needs to dye all the grey hairs out. it bothers me... Call Emmit Smith, Keith Hernandez and Walt Frazier because Orton's stubble is in trouble Well his stach really is trash and his beard is weird. Facial hair and Randy don't mix. I'm related to dudes with buckshot beards and I still think Randy's beard is ugly.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 9:42:29 GMT -5
He could definitely do with trimming it. It looks great at the right length, but very odd when it gets a little longer/thicker. This = good: This = not good:
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Post by ________ has left the building on Aug 20, 2013 9:52:47 GMT -5
Orton's weird beard makes him look like a psychopathic vagrant. Perfect for a heel.
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Post by Young Game on Aug 20, 2013 9:57:44 GMT -5
- Randy Orton - Daniel Bryan - CM Punk - The Wyatt Family - Damien Sandow - Curtis Axel - Mark Henry - Seth Rollins - Zeb Colter
This promotion is turning into some manner of Yukon logging community.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 20, 2013 10:19:10 GMT -5
You guys think Ortons beard is patchy? Do you know any actual real life men? :/ Yep, and if they can't grow one that doesn't look moth-eaten, they shave.
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 20, 2013 10:30:47 GMT -5
I was going to post this in the thread tonight, but I thought with those skull tattoos there's no way he could manage to look "corporate" anyway. They should make him wear those weird arm things Jeff Hardy used to wear.
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Post by johnnytightlips on Aug 20, 2013 14:42:36 GMT -5
I was going to post this in the thread tonight, but I thought with those skull tattoos there's no way he could manage to look "corporate" anyway. They should make him wear those weird arm things Jeff Hardy used to wear. I was surprised that he didn't wear a jacket, which would have totally screamed corporate.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Aug 20, 2013 14:56:57 GMT -5
- Randy Orton - Daniel Bryan - CM Punk - The Wyatt Family - Damien Sandow - Curtis Axel - Mark Henry - Seth Rollins - Zeb Colter This promotion is turning into some manner of Yukon logging community. Or a homeless shelter.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 20, 2013 15:24:23 GMT -5
Orton doesn't 'shave' in the traditional sense. His beard is... well, it's fuzzy felt. He just cut the legs off a bunch of sheep and stuck them right on his face.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 15:29:45 GMT -5
Sad thing about Orton's beard is it looks a lot better than what I'm able to grow out right now.
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Post by Been burned too many times on Aug 20, 2013 16:16:15 GMT -5
Nah I like how it looks on him.
Bryan's beard was large and unkempt. Thought not as large as it once was since he actually cut it down a bit but still.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Aug 20, 2013 16:18:49 GMT -5
If Orton is to remain Corporate Champion for a while, I think a monocle, derby and walking stick are in order. Also a tall ugly butler named Lurch to serve him afternoon tea. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
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Post by homofojomo on Aug 20, 2013 19:18:12 GMT -5
You guys think Ortons beard is patchy? Do you know any actual real life men? :/ Yep, and if they can't grow one that doesn't look moth-eaten, they shave. Kinda narrow minded. I suppose really pale skinned people should cover their luminous flesh as much as possible and the bald should be forced to wear hats.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 19:20:49 GMT -5
Vince also recruited Mick Foley to be his Corporate Champions at one point though. And of I recall correctly, Foley got a corporate makeover That was a great little period for Foley. He was Corporate Dude Love, which amounted to cutting his hair a little shorter and wearing a sports coat, dancing a little bit but not too much, but cutting monotone, pseudo-intellectual promos.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 20, 2013 19:27:18 GMT -5
Yep, and if they can't grow one that doesn't look moth-eaten, they shave. Kinda narrow minded. I suppose really pale skinned people should cover their luminous flesh as much as possible and the bald should be forced to wear hats. That's a little facetious, don't you think? You literally have to either irradiate your skin or treat it with chemicals to change your complexion. Far from the same from shaving a bad beard.
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Post by homofojomo on Aug 20, 2013 19:47:49 GMT -5
Kinda narrow minded. I suppose really pale skinned people should cover their luminous flesh as much as possible and the bald should be forced to wear hats. That's a little facetious, don't you think? You literally have to either irradiate your skin or treat it with chemicals to change your complexion. Far from the same from shaving a bad beard. I seriously think the idea that only extremely hairy men should wear beards is silly. I don't know how else to explain it.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Aug 20, 2013 19:51:31 GMT -5
If Orton is to remain Corporate Champion for a while, I think a monocle, derby and walking stick are in order. So basically you want Orton to turn into Jervis Cotttenbelly?
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