Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Aug 19, 2013 23:22:46 GMT -5
I hope this is a weekly installment. A FAN poster goes to a live event, gets blitzed and has to give us a 350 word minimum essay on the evening's festivities. It's like 'Drunk History', only with a slightly less accurate rendering of events.
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BR329
King Koopa
Support the WWF
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Post by BR329 on Aug 19, 2013 23:31:11 GMT -5
After a long awaited hiatus Doytch has returned to save us from................something!
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Aug 19, 2013 23:50:46 GMT -5
Tickets to RAW-100 dollars
CM Punk T-Shirt- 20 dollars
Lite Beer- 5 dollars
Getting drunk off your ass at a live RAW show, pissing off everyone in your section, and sharing your blissful drunken experience with the Internet- Priceless
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Post by Bishblast on Aug 19, 2013 23:59:54 GMT -5
What is this? A Doytch impersonation contest? I hope it's more like a second coming.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 0:07:25 GMT -5
I hope CM Punk didn't hurt your feelings when he shouted at you.
Also, eat a banana and drink lots of water tomorrow.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Aug 20, 2013 0:11:10 GMT -5
I hope this is a weekly installment. A FAN poster goes to a live event, gets blitzed and has to give us a 350 word minimum essay on the evening's festivities. It's like 'Drunk History', only with a slightly less accurate rendering of events. And to counter, one FAN gets hammered at home and writes a review of Raw. Dibs.
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Razor Gives It A 4/10
Unicron
Look At Me and My CRAZY Custom Title!
I'm back...and I'm pretty much the same as before.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Aug 20, 2013 0:11:21 GMT -5
I hope this is a weekly installment. A FAN poster goes to a live event, gets blitzed and has to give us a 350 word minimum essay on the evening's festivities. It's like 'Drunk History', only with a slightly less accurate rendering of events. I'm going to Smackdown tomorrow. I'll try to live up to the lofty expectations.
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SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
More of a B+ player, actually
I'm Necessary Evil.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Aug 20, 2013 0:33:37 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 0:35:19 GMT -5
The Great Khali posts here!? f*** yeah!
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Post by molson5 on Aug 20, 2013 0:46:15 GMT -5
No, see, the trick to translate it to Dutch, and then Estonian, and then back to English, and then it makes perfect sense: "Nobody in America has a clue NXT onto this board, it seems, I shouted the name Michael mcgillicuty pu Axel time and it really caused a series of singing, they djddnt to me, and then again when I was valubarrette apart fro m the crowd crap songs AJ A.so SOS after opening and closing segment fucjing boring. Not sure how it came across on TV, but live they suck, House had shown that there was a much better why a shield to wrestle twice? It was never really explained nap only two pretapes show what I can remember, and it is a great dddh com e with its superstars battle. Wyatt isfucjing past their shirts were only 4 of popularity behind Cena, Punk and Bryan. WWE are doing a good job of binding the empty seats, as well as in many places a heavy camera side was empty, but they were shit TheOne reverse camera crane only ever come here."
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 20, 2013 0:53:49 GMT -5
Well, good lord, man, what did it say in Arabic?
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Aug 20, 2013 1:10:20 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 1:19:09 GMT -5
Not actually that drunk. Though the awesome brewery across tyhe street did have a slight effect. Typed on my tablet quickly using some hotels wifi whilst waiting for a bus diddnt realise it was set to predictive text and diddnt proof read before clicking send.
What a terrible show though. There's a difference between St outing mcgillicuty at Axel than there is at shouting husky Harris at Wyatt.
Oh and by the way, had my tablet confiscated at the door and held on to till after the show, asked why and was told that wwe think security issues could arise from such devices being borough in to their shows
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Post by Joshie el Gato Rey on Aug 20, 2013 1:19:15 GMT -5
Its apparent who JohnnyCurtisAxelRose is...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 1:49:59 GMT -5
No one in america has a clue about nxt apart from this board it seems, I shouted out the name Michael mcgillicuty during punk v Axel and it a really caused a whole row to chant that they djddnt like me, and then again when I was casting for barret, crowd were shit apart fro,m the chants for a.j A.so that sos apart from the opening and closing segment was fucjing boring. Not sure how it came across on TV,but live it sucked, been to house shows that were much better, why did the shield wrestle twice? That was nap ever really explained, only 2 pretapes were shown from what I can remember, and an dddh com it with big e during his superstars match. Wyatt isfucjing over, his shirts were only 4th in popularity behind cena, Bryan and punk. Wwe do a good job of binding empty seats as well so many seats on hard camera side were empty, but they on lay shit theones opposite it, the camera on the crane was only ever facing that side. No one in america seems to be aware if NXT apart from this board. I thought it would be funny to shout Michael mcgillicuty, itndiddnt go down well, unlike the other things I was shouting, shortly after whilst I was chanting for Wade Barrett a whole row 2 or 3 rows behind me started chanting that they diddnt like me. The audience kind of sucked, though I enjoyed The chants for A.J. Apart from the opening and closing segments the show kind of sucked, why did the shield wrestle twice? It was never explained, though I am sure there were more it felt like only 2 or 3 perhaps were shown to us. A.J wasn't at ringside during Big He's match on superstars which was strange. Wyatt was over huge, he was the 4th most popular T-shirt behind Bryan punk and cena. A lot of seats n hard camera side were empty, I was watching the crane camera all night and it was never facing this side, I caught the last hour on TV and the right hand side was never shown.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Aug 20, 2013 2:15:57 GMT -5
Why is Zeb Coulter posting about the crowd at Raw?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 3:03:09 GMT -5
Terrible grammar aside:
Why yell "Michael McGillicutty" at Axel? That's just silly. This isn't a Bray Wyatt situation where they're trying to pretend it's a whole new guy. Within the universe of WWE, he's the exact same dude. He just changed his name.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 4:25:22 GMT -5
No one in america has a clue about nxt apart from this board it seems, I shouted out the name Michael mcgillicuty during punk v Axel and it a really caused a whole row to chant that they djddnt like me, and then again when I was casting for barret, crowd were shit apart fro,m the chants for a.j A.so that sos apart from the opening and closing segment was fucjing boring. Not sure how it came across on TV,but live it sucked, been to house shows that were much better, why did the shield wrestle twice? That was nap ever really explained, only 2 pretapes were shown from what I can remember, and an dddh com it with big e during his superstars match. Wyatt isfucjing over, his shirts were only 4th in popularity behind cena, Bryan and punk. Wwe do a good job of binding empty seats as well so many seats on hard camera side were empty, but they on lay shit theones opposite it, the camera on the crane was only ever facing that side. Best crowd ever. Go home probable WWE youtube fan, you're drunk or dyslexic.
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Mista T
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THAT'S HARDCORE!!!1
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Post by Mista T on Aug 20, 2013 4:37:51 GMT -5
Last time I got drunk at a live event, I was tasered by Doug Furnas. Last time I got drunk at a live event, I was tasered by Doug Funnie. ...I was really drunk, OK? Peyote is a helluva drug
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Aug 20, 2013 5:18:31 GMT -5
Let me translate this No one in america has a clue about nxt apart from this board it seems, I shouted out the name Michael mcgillicuty during punk v Axel and it a really caused a whole row to chant that they didn't like me, and then again when I was chanting for Barret, crowd were shit apart from the chants for a.j
The opening and closing segment was f word boring. Not sure how it came across on TV,but live it sucked, been to house shows that were much better, why did the shield wrestle twice? That was never ever really explained, only 2 pretapes were shown from what I can remember. Wyatt is over, his shirts were only 4th in popularity behind cena, Bryan and punk. Wwe do a good job of binding empty seats as well so many seats on hard camera side were empty, but they on lay stuff on ones opposite it, the camera on the crane was only ever facing that side.
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