Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Aug 21, 2013 9:27:40 GMT -5
Her mouth would be only slightly busier than any other night. I doubt she'd get mad. The thought of Rosa Mendes in the Hall of fame is hilarious to me. You've never been on a date with her.
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Dave the Dave
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Post by Dave the Dave on Aug 21, 2013 9:36:01 GMT -5
Vince McMahon actually might. Unless he's in it or something.
I'm sure it'll happen once he's passed but I'd love to hear that man give a live speech.
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 21, 2013 15:49:56 GMT -5
RVDs probably wouldn't be bitter, but it would be so egotistical that HHH will have to tell him to tone it down.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 21, 2013 15:58:57 GMT -5
Definitely Jim Cornette.
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The Heenan Family
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Post by The Heenan Family on Aug 21, 2013 16:11:39 GMT -5
The grandchildren of Ray Morgan. The guy was WWE's commentator for almost 15 years and got sacked for wanting a raise. Replaced by the bosses pastel suit wearing son. Ray Morgan demanded a raise and threatened to walk if he didn't get it. So, in classic McMahon fashion, Vince Sr said "Oh, well, there's the door then." So whether the guy was deserving of a raise is one thing. But to aggressively confront your boss like that, that's on Ray Morgan. "Demanded" and "threatened" to a McMahon means Morgan joined a Television Union and realized how much more other tv commentators were making at the time. So suddenly the regular drive from D.C. to New York City wasn't looking so tempting at his age. The point is Morgan wanted more money and Vince Sr saw a cheaper option with his son. A similar situation would arise with Jesse Ventura in 1990. It's just easier to erase Morgan from the history books because almost no footage survived with him from the late 50s to the early 70s. At least none that WWE owns.
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Post by canceled4truth on Aug 21, 2013 17:05:15 GMT -5
Michael Jordan.
Oh, wait...
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Aug 21, 2013 17:55:15 GMT -5
Ray Morgan demanded a raise and threatened to walk if he didn't get it. So, in classic McMahon fashion, Vince Sr said "Oh, well, there's the door then." So whether the guy was deserving of a raise is one thing. But to aggressively confront your boss like that, that's on Ray Morgan. "Demanded" and "threatened" to a McMahon means Morgan joined a Television Union and realized how much more other tv commentators were making at the time. So suddenly the regular drive from D.C. to New York City wasn't looking so tempting at his age. The point is Morgan wanted more money and Vince Sr saw a cheaper option with his son. A similar situation would arise with Jesse Ventura in 1990. It's just easier to erase Morgan from the history books because almost no footage survived with him from the late 50s to the early 70s. At least none that WWE owns. He was paying him cheap because as I understand it, they ended up folding their DC tapings entirely and moving it to PA. So I guess my point is I don't see how the family would be mad at what was then a territory business for moving their tapings because the money was tight and not good for business anymore.
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Post by lionheart21 on Aug 21, 2013 18:17:25 GMT -5
Its gotta be Dynamite Kid. Despite being one of the most technically-skilled wrestlers in history, he's just a sad, bitter, broken-down shell of a man.
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Post by Starshine on Aug 21, 2013 19:21:26 GMT -5
Ted Turner.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 19:25:31 GMT -5
Martha Hart inducting Owen.
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Aug 21, 2013 19:26:19 GMT -5
This. I've never heard an interview where he didn't come off as a self righteous ass. A funny self righteous ass who had a few good points, but still a self righteous ass.
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Post by The Heenan Family on Aug 21, 2013 20:15:30 GMT -5
"Demanded" and "threatened" to a McMahon means Morgan joined a Television Union and realized how much more other tv commentators were making at the time. So suddenly the regular drive from D.C. to New York City wasn't looking so tempting at his age. The point is Morgan wanted more money and Vince Sr saw a cheaper option with his son. A similar situation would arise with Jesse Ventura in 1990. It's just easier to erase Morgan from the history books because almost no footage survived with him from the late 50s to the early 70s. At least none that WWE owns. He was paying him cheap because as I understand it, they ended up folding their DC tapings entirely and moving it to PA. So I guess my point is I don't see how the family would be mad at what was then a territory business for moving their tapings because the money was tight and not good for business anymore. Business was down (amongst other reasons) because they took the title off Bruno Sammartino and transitioned it to Pedro Morales that year. So they couldn't fill up the National Arena. Driving 3 hours to Hamburg wasn't the problem, the problem was doing more work for the same amount of pay which apparently was less than Morgan felt he should have been paid to begin with at the time. It was an abrupt end to a long business relationship. I could see where the family would have been mad to see the old man essentially forced into retirement and replaced with Vince Jr. Not to mention Vince told it as a story of being made an example of.
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Aug 21, 2013 20:29:25 GMT -5
He was paying him cheap because as I understand it, they ended up folding their DC tapings entirely and moving it to PA. So I guess my point is I don't see how the family would be mad at what was then a territory business for moving their tapings because the money was tight and not good for business anymore. Business was down (amongst other reasons) because they took the title off Bruno Sammartino and transitioned it to Pedro Morales that year. So they couldn't fill up the National Arena. Driving 3 hours to Hamburg wasn't the problem, the problem was doing more work for the same amount of pay which apparently was less than Morgan felt he should have been paid to begin with at the time. It was an abrupt end to a long business relationship. I could see where the family would have been mad to see the old man essentially forced into retirement and replaced with Vince Jr. Not to mention Vince told it as a story of being made an example of. Yeah I guess from that perspective of how Vince told the story, it was pretty dismissive for a guy who worked there almost 20 years. Still though... 20 years should have made his kids pretty thankful is all.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Aug 22, 2013 1:38:25 GMT -5
Dynamite Kid would roll his wheelchair onto the stage, say "Go f*** yourselves", and roll off.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 22, 2013 9:38:25 GMT -5
Ole Anderson immediately comes to mind. guy seems to be half vodka and half bitterness.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 22, 2013 9:40:06 GMT -5
Jim Cornette off the top of my head. I'm picturing this in my head now and laughing my ass off. "AND KEVIN DUNN, f*** YOU, YOU BUCKY BEAVER LOOKING MOTHERf***ER." *standing ovation as Cornette exits* *Triple H and Steph are clapping behind Vince's back*
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 22, 2013 9:43:10 GMT -5
Its gotta be Dynamite Kid. Despite being one of the most technically-skilled wrestlers in history, he's just a sad, bitter, broken-down shell of a man. his "induction speech" would be about 90% homophobic slurs directed at Davey Boy Smith.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Aug 22, 2013 10:22:15 GMT -5
I actually doubt that, since if he's being inducted it means the WWE is paying him.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2013 12:04:42 GMT -5
Its gotta be Dynamite Kid. Despite being one of the most technically-skilled wrestlers in history, he's just a sad, bitter, broken-down shell of a man. his "induction speech" would be about 90% homophobic slurs directed at Davey Boy Smith. He would probably trash Jacques Rougeau as well.
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