Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
Posts: 19,883
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Aug 24, 2013 16:48:03 GMT -5
Superman one day was eating paint and drooling all over his shirt. Suddenly, Batman flexed his muscles and Lois Lane immediately quit her job as a journalist/hooker and professed her undying devotion to Batman, who was shaped like a scowling tree-trunk. Superman, in retaliation, flew backwards into a volcano on accident and burnt his toast. You're the best.
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Aug 24, 2013 16:52:43 GMT -5
I can Mark Miller any story, Here we go
It's Shit (Besides Red Son & Old Man Logan*)
*So I've heard
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Post by wildojinx on Aug 24, 2013 17:11:50 GMT -5
Batman would be a space cowboy Robin would be the gangster of love And I guess Commissioner Gorden would be called Maurice. The Joker could also be a smoker and midnight toker. So i guess the Legion of Superheroes would be the Children of the Future. Also, all stories take place in Swingtown.
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Post by Cela on Aug 24, 2013 18:30:52 GMT -5
His hard hat was stifling, it narrowed his vision. His donut was tasty. It threw him off focus. Before the workday is ended, the whistle will blow and the whores will quiver, and the world will see that even a boss can bleed. The tyrant will beg him for mercy, but he will look down on his prey's emaciated visage and whisper, "Doh."
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Post by wildojinx on Aug 24, 2013 19:25:42 GMT -5
Frank Miller's Pretty Woman would simply be a day in the life of Julia Roberts' character, with no happy ending.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Aug 25, 2013 3:12:47 GMT -5
"Miles Prower, age 6. Strong, fast."
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 25, 2013 7:45:05 GMT -5
Frank Miller's Pretty Woman would simply be a day in the life of Julia Roberts' character, with no happy ending. Oh, there would be at least five happy endings, trust me.
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