mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Aug 26, 2013 23:31:05 GMT -5
No Paul, the lifetime of fatty foods broke your heart.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 23:32:39 GMT -5
I can't be the only one who found that entire match/segment, drawn out and boring, right? I mean, I know it's CM PUNK and all but good god, not even Heyman's great acting can get me interested in this storyline. It's all mopey and dull. Curtis Axel being part of it really doesn't help matters. If Heyman was an actual wrestler, I might be more invested in their breakup angle, but Punk randomly fighting Brock and Axel does nothing to progress the story because you have to wait in between the matches to get Heyman on the stick. It's just a lot of waiting and listening, and always the same thing: I LOVED YOU I WANT TO BEAT UP HEYMAN YOU BROKE MY HEART IMMA KICK HEYMAN'S ASS It doesn't feel like anything is happening. I agree with you really, I enjoy the different tone of the segments BUT it feels like filler beatdowns for an end of game boss, and Paul Heyman's no Mr X in Streets of Rage (unless they give him a tommy gun). It's interesting to a point but when the whole personal level of the story isn't really personal anymore and is simply about "you hit me last week, I'll get you, jerk!" it doesn't quite work as well as it would if it was structured better. In short, this should have led to a better built story arc with the last boss being Brock Lesnar. Curtis Axel being involved is pointless, Paul Heyman & Punk acting like drunken vitriolic punk fans at Download festival every week isn't quite so worthwhile, especially given Heyman's already been hit by Punk a handful of times. They aren't the worst segments and always have hooks to them (largely hyper-violence) so do help the flow of the show, but given I adore Punk/Heyman as performers I want more from it. |
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 26, 2013 23:36:25 GMT -5
CHRRRRRRRISSS?
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Aug 27, 2013 0:11:40 GMT -5
Because deep down.... I still love you.
*Punk dramatic cry*
But now Punk.... f*** you, you're wrong!
*Punk rage*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2013 0:22:37 GMT -5
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 27, 2013 0:27:44 GMT -5
Tyler Perry's Diary of a mad Heyman.
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Juice
El Dandy
Wrong? Oh he can tell ya about being wrong.
I'm the one who raised you from perdition.
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Post by Juice on Aug 27, 2013 1:03:23 GMT -5
For once I found Axel to be relevant
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Aug 27, 2013 1:36:55 GMT -5
I loved you. Multiple times.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2013 1:47:47 GMT -5
I kind of like what the segment was trying for, but I thought it was waaaaaay too long and unbelievably boring.
Also, Taker would have sold that kick to the head more than Axel did. With how quickly he had the chair dude must have immediately stood up from it.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Aug 27, 2013 1:56:24 GMT -5
What, two pages in and no ...
IT'S RRRRRRROLLERBALL!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2013 1:59:15 GMT -5
I AM A PAUL HEYMAN!
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Aug 27, 2013 2:34:48 GMT -5
Paul: WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!
Punk: I WANNA ROCK!
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Post by -Lithium- on Aug 27, 2013 3:45:22 GMT -5
Paul: LINE TO BE WRITTEN AT A LATER TIME (SIGNED OFF ON BY KEVIN DUNN TILL FURTHER NOTICE)
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 27, 2013 3:56:27 GMT -5
 "You broke Paul's heart? IMMA BREAK YO FACE!!!" |
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Aug 27, 2013 4:32:33 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentleman, my name is PAUULLLL HEEEYYYYMANNNNN.
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Post by Stu on Aug 27, 2013 4:37:54 GMT -5
I don't knooooowwwwwww!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2013 6:01:05 GMT -5
I'M NOT CRYING, I've just been eating a roast with Van Dam backstage.
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Post by CM Parish on Aug 27, 2013 6:09:30 GMT -5
LOUD NOISES
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HBL
Unicron
This is what yoga does to you.
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Post by HBL on Aug 27, 2013 7:13:35 GMT -5
OPEN YOUR HEART,I'M COMING HOOOME
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RedDevil
Don Corleone
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by RedDevil on Aug 27, 2013 7:25:43 GMT -5
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
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