Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 28, 2013 11:16:18 GMT -5
I'd love for Damien Sandow to invent a machine that can see TV from the future. He performs his main experiment on live TV. As he flips the switch the titantron shows the feed from the future...
...the last 5 seconds of a future RAW segment appear as an elderly Micheal Cole and JBL's Head in a Jar tell us to stay tuned for a message from their sponsor, the President of the United Countries of Earth.
A Bionic Vince McMahon looking like he's 75% terminator is shown sitting in an office thanking everybody for their support as UCE scientists have just discovered a cure for cancer because of the studious efforts of HHH. The clip goes on for about 45 seconds showing how Cena ended world hunger and his clone, Cena #16 recently brought everlasting peace to the Middle-East.
As the commercial ends, future RAW comes back on the air and Alberto Del Rio is standing the middle of the ring bragging about how he has held the World title for 10001 days. he mentions previous failed attempts by Money in the Bank winners to take his title. Upon mentioning how Sandow failed all those years ago by waiting until Survivor Series to challenge him, Present Day Damien Sandow starts having a breakdown because this proves that he fails in cashing in on his Money in the Bank.
Seeing that waiting until Survivor Series to cash in will only result in failure, he concludes that even though he will destroy the future timeline, he must challenge and defeat Del Rio right this very moment. Sandow immediately cashes in the case and beats Del Rio within minutes, taking the title and destroying the utopian future timeline.
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Post by doinkmark on Aug 28, 2013 11:55:54 GMT -5
We all know it would end with Triple H going back to 1776 and becoming the first (and only) President of the US. While he's there, he also beats Abe Lincoln for the NWA title.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 28, 2013 12:22:12 GMT -5
Wouldn't a time travel angle make more sense if it's someone coming FROM the future to the present in order to stop something that's going to happen? agree TT2K had one of the coolest theme songs ever
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2013 17:11:56 GMT -5
Maybe in the future they already have, we just won't know it for a few more years.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2013 17:20:08 GMT -5
This angle would probably be considered the moment WWE completely shit the bed.
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Post by fortknox on Aug 28, 2013 17:55:02 GMT -5
Time-travelling Cena will unintentionally father Darren Young, finally explaining their resemblance. And Darren Young's mother? Sandra the Seamstress.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Aug 28, 2013 17:57:46 GMT -5
If Hornswoggle can spray a door on a wall than run through it than why the bloody hell not?
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Post by Steveweiser on Aug 28, 2013 18:02:48 GMT -5
Maybe we should ask this guy about how to do one...
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Post by Square on Aug 28, 2013 18:11:12 GMT -5
CHIKARA has proved that time travel gimmicks don't work.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Aug 28, 2013 18:15:53 GMT -5
Christian should be the only one allowed to go back in time, only to make the Blue Dot gimmick actually happen.
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Post by Sektor on Aug 28, 2013 18:21:55 GMT -5
This angle would probably be considered the moment WWE completely shit the bed. Little People's Court.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Aug 28, 2013 18:30:41 GMT -5
I'd love to see an angle about how Bayley wishes she could back in time to see her favorite wrestling moments, then a fairy would show up and give her a wrist watch that posses the ability to travel in time. She would go back and mark out for all her fav moments in person. Who knows, maybe she could even get a dinosaur as a pet, and travel to the future to meet robots and achieve all her dreams... {Spoiler}{Spoiler} Someday Bayley.... Someday.
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Post by paulbearer on Aug 29, 2013 3:53:07 GMT -5
Brodus would love the 70s , all that disco music
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Post by crowwreak was WRONG on Aug 29, 2013 4:43:27 GMT -5
Time travel is the original offense as to why we don't have Chikara anymore (well, either that, or UMB taking the Eye)
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 29, 2013 7:25:09 GMT -5
Punk goes back in time and meets his WWECW equivalent and they cannot f***ing stand each other. All out war between the two, culminating in "Summer of Punks". This is the best idea anyone has ever had.
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Post by ratetankmark on Aug 29, 2013 7:27:23 GMT -5
They could've done that with Deuce and Domino.
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Post by Sparvid on Aug 29, 2013 8:42:38 GMT -5
Wouldn't a time travel angle make more sense if it's someone coming FROM the future to the present in order to stop something that's going to happen? They can accurately predict match results by reading from a 2014 Pro Wrestling Illustrated.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 8:49:32 GMT -5
This is the perfect way for Shane to return. Man looks like he's aged 20 years since we last saw him, so he'd fit the role of future traveler come back to save the WWE from his batsh*t crazy family perfectly. Triple H fleeing from Daniel Bryan and jumping into a DeLorean to escape = NEW BOOM PERIOD Cut to backstage, where someone is reading a Bible, labelled "THE HHH BOOK", and has a small gold sledgehammer on a chain on their neck = BOOK OF REVELATION TIME.
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Post by paulbearer on Aug 29, 2013 13:48:15 GMT -5
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Aug 29, 2013 15:34:12 GMT -5
Cm punk goes back in time to make wrestling history benefit him and Cena has to stop him. Since they own wcw copyrights, they could have him interefering with the nwo. They could get actors to play Hogan and the Outsiders. Ratings gold. Gold I say!! Replace CM Punk with Triple H and you can have my money.
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