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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 29, 2013 11:33:19 GMT -5
I say without any homophobia at all that back during his Evolution days Orton was a seriously good looking guy. He had what I think most would consider the ideal physique-muscular but not cartoonish my huge. He had a face like a movie star that fit his cocky, arrogant hotshot character perfectly. The entrance vid that showed girls fawning over him seemed all too real. But when I look at Ortonbtoday I just wonder...what happened? He's definitely bigger than he used to be, whether by nature or chemical, and I'd say his torso even looks almost to big for his waist at times. He's gone way overboard on the tartoo's and the tanning-he looks almost like some sort of witch doctor for a tribe of oompah loompah's. and I personally don't think the bald, stubble look does anything for him. And when he makes those "determined" faces where the veins bulge out in his neck...jeebus, its line a creature from another planet. There is some hard living on that face.
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Post by rybackrulez on Aug 29, 2013 11:36:46 GMT -5
MY girlfriend likes him.
He is tall, chiseled, and has a good face.
Stop hatin
Boy bye
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Post by woowoowoox on Aug 29, 2013 11:38:56 GMT -5
Yes and you pretty much listed every reason why. I think he'd look a whole lot younger if he laid off the orange tanning and grew out his hair a bit. I can take or leave the beard, though he's certainly prettier without it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 11:39:00 GMT -5
He looks a hell of a lot better now than he did with the shaved head and clean face back in 2009. He looked like some kind of oddly muscular cancer patient back then; not just due to the lack of hair, his face and neck also looked very thin.
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 29, 2013 11:50:07 GMT -5
He looks a hell of a lot better now than he did with the shaved head and clean face back in 2009. He looked like some kind of oddly muscular cancer patient back then; not just due to the lack of hair, his face and neck also looked very thin. I always thought he looked like a robot at that time. As for the OP,
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Post by Sparkybob on Aug 29, 2013 11:50:28 GMT -5
Well there is also the theory that you don't want to look like to much of a pretty boy or else fans won't accept you.
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Post by Chip on Aug 29, 2013 11:55:01 GMT -5
Yeah, it's called aging.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Aug 29, 2013 12:01:53 GMT -5
I think he looks more chiseled and grizzled. He looks a lot better than when he was young and had that bloated face and his body looked bigger but not better. I think he has a really good look nowadays.
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Post by miffy on Aug 29, 2013 12:03:13 GMT -5
He suits the shaved head (or whatever it's called) look he has now rather than the terrible cowlick thing he had going on before, and the sleeve tattoos obscure the awful tribal stuff. Plus the grey fleck in his beard makes him look distinguished. I would, if I were that was inclined.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Aug 29, 2013 12:20:19 GMT -5
Yes. I call him the Walking Rotisserie Chicken.
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Post by Essential1 on Aug 29, 2013 12:35:27 GMT -5
He's always been somewhere between cocky asshole and badass. I don't think you can go wrong with either of those. However, his beard look is getting old IMO.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 29, 2013 12:40:31 GMT -5
he looks older. Cena on the other hand has aged terribly.
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Post by molson5 on Aug 29, 2013 12:52:33 GMT -5
Well there is also the theory that you don't want to look like to much of a pretty boy or else fans won't accept you. Ya, I think he made a conscious effort to look more like a man than a pretty boy.
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 29, 2013 12:56:59 GMT -5
Hey, to each their own. But glad to see I am not alone in thinking the Snooki tan and Papa Shsngo tattoos do not flatter him.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 12:58:11 GMT -5
He looks better then his evolution days
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Post by JTG Fan on Aug 29, 2013 13:21:14 GMT -5
He looks better then his evolution days Agreed. He looked like a douchebag drenched in axe spray in those days. I thought his Walter White 'Flynn' Jr look was pretty good.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 29, 2013 13:40:49 GMT -5
Yes. For me, excess tattoos can ruin an otherwise attractive guy. Yes, his sleeves cover up the tribals he had earlier, but he looks like, as one poster said before, "An Affliction t-shirt that somehow became sentient".
Remember the Rated RKO days when Orton was bloated and pudgy, and chubby in the face? THAT Orton is better looking than current Orton.
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Post by Marvelis on Aug 29, 2013 15:03:01 GMT -5
I think he's the hottest he's ever been. The beard looks great on him, his haircut works, and he really grew into his face. Randy's older but he's a whole lot hotter than he used to be - not that he wasn't hot in the first place.
but im also a teenage girl so
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Post by JCBaggee on Aug 29, 2013 15:06:51 GMT -5
I think he's the hottest he's ever been. The beard looks great on him, his haircut works, and he really grew into his face. Randy's older but he's a whole lot hotter than he used to be - not that he wasn't hot in the first place. but im also a teenage girl so Can't help but imagine this coming out of Brad Maddox because of your avatar.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Aug 29, 2013 15:08:53 GMT -5
He tries to be a tough guy, but he just can't grow his damn beard in.
And it makes him look awful.
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