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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2013 5:57:27 GMT -5
I hope that Steiner represents himself and Hulk Hogan represents TNA.
Now that would be must see TV!
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 31, 2013 6:00:54 GMT -5
Man, this thread actually makes me depressed that Scott Steiner in an actual court out of character wouldn't be anywhere near as compelling as what we think it would be.
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Post by ratetankmark on Aug 31, 2013 6:37:27 GMT -5
Imagine Steiner coming to court with chainmail and a suit.
Judge: Mr. Steiner is late for court
-Sirens Blare-
Holla If Ya Hear Me!
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 31, 2013 7:57:43 GMT -5
Steiner: That cesspool lawyer trash representing TNA is worse than a mexican, and I apologize to all mexicans out there.
Judge: That doesn't make any sense at all, Mr. Steiner.
Steiner: Y'see, Your Honor, when I speak to the redneck trash that is this courtroom, I've gotta dumb myself down!
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Aug 31, 2013 22:51:27 GMT -5
I'd like to think that the solution to all of this is to FIRE HERNANDEZ!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 6, 2013 16:53:00 GMT -5
"Ya see ya' onner when I show zibbit eh, this dumb redneck chances of beatin' me drasty go down!"
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Post by Talent Name on Sept 6, 2013 17:09:43 GMT -5
TNA's new One Night Only: Steiner vs TNA order now
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Sept 6, 2013 22:10:03 GMT -5
So there needs to be a Scott Steiner option in Google Translate.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Sept 8, 2013 13:57:35 GMT -5
Steiner: I'm hungry.
Judge: *sighs* Let's take a recess.
Steiner: YEAH RECESS! Get my bags you redneck.
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Post by gnr123 on Sept 8, 2013 17:13:59 GMT -5
The fact that TNA is suing Steiner for his claim's makes what he said even more true.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 9, 2013 1:10:49 GMT -5
I can so picture Steiner acting like Newman in that episode of Seinfeld where him and Kramer were in the courtroom.
Or I can see him telling the judge to shove the gavel up their ass.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Sept 9, 2013 13:38:02 GMT -5
The only thing that would be better than Scott Steiner taking the stand would be Iron Sheik somehow as a guest witness.
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Post by y4j1981 on Sept 9, 2013 19:46:53 GMT -5
The fact that TNA is suing Steiner for his claim's makes what he said even more true. what were his claims again? |
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