Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Sept 2, 2013 4:14:44 GMT -5
On bum alone its not even in question. Brooke's got substance, AJ just knows how to present what she has.
On overall package in the looks and overall attraction department I'd go with AJ though.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 2, 2013 4:16:44 GMT -5
Please, no one mention Nicki Minaj
She scares me. She looks like a duck
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Sept 2, 2013 4:23:19 GMT -5
I KINDA get Naomi, even though I just can't agree, but how is Tessmacher's ass even remotely "too big"? It just is. It's massive. Not... even. Thats actually what I love about Tess's ass. Its perfectly proportional to the rest of her body. Now I like massive bam bam booties like say Naomi's quite a bit, but asses like Tessmacher's that are just big enough without looking disproportional are the ideal. I like cute lil bums like AJ's too and AJ is GREAT at presentation skills which is why people even pay attention to her ass. But Tess's is the unquestioned ideal ass to me. I think honestly maybe my favorite ass... in the world.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Sept 2, 2013 5:24:05 GMT -5
^Idk. How does one compete against that which is nonexistent. Yeah, it's like trying to compete with a Nega-Ass. That's not really a fair comparison, after all, she's facing AJ, not Miley Cyrus. As for the question, Brooke, definitely Brooke.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Sept 2, 2013 5:30:41 GMT -5
Tessmacher wins this battle, but Naomi's ass shits on them all.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 5:50:20 GMT -5
Brooke wins the ass contest, AJ wins the overall contest with DAH GREATEST OF EASE /bookert.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 6:09:06 GMT -5
I like AJ's ass, but this just isn't fair. Tessmacher wins this battle, but Naomi's ass shits on them all. Ahhh!!! The visual!!!
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Post by cahuette on Sept 2, 2013 6:16:24 GMT -5
I KINDA get Naomi, even though I just can't agree, but how is Tessmacher's ass even remotely "too big"? It just is. It's massive. It's not actually, it's bigger than AJ's butt, but, and I don't know why everyone was bitching about this for AJ and not her, if you look at most of her pictures her spine is doing a pretty f***ed up angle, meanwhile Naomi's butt is naturaly big, so I've voted for supersweet, because as big as they are, butts are for pooping, and therefore are not sexy.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Sept 2, 2013 6:21:27 GMT -5
AJ ass is highly over rated. People make it out to be just amazing. She is cutie and all but her ass isn't that great. It's nice yes but most of the divas or knockouts have better. Mickie James is better then hers IMO. I like AJ and she is attractive but her ass isn't the greatest, nice for her size but not overall just out matches anyones.
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Post by BigWill on Sept 2, 2013 7:01:26 GMT -5
It's not actually, it's bigger than AJ's butt, but, and I don't know why everyone was bitching about this for AJ and not her, if you look at most of her pictures her spine is doing a pretty f***ed up angle, meanwhile Naomi's butt is naturaly big, so I've voted for supersweet, because as big as they are, butts are for pooping, and therefore are not sexy. Breasts are for giving newborn babies milk, but people still manage to find them sexy.
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 2, 2013 7:24:24 GMT -5
No such thing as an ass that's "too big." You could live to regret saying that
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Post by Yami Daimao on Sept 2, 2013 7:51:08 GMT -5
Overall, I prefer AJ as a wrestling talent and I even prefer her in the looks department. However, this thread is asking who has the better booty. That's Brooke. Brooke has the better ass. AJ the better everything else. What they said. I can't believe this thread even exists. I love AJ (shocker), and her perky butt (she has one, nothing "Nega" about it), but compared to Tessmacher's? Come the f*** on. AJ wins everything else, but on ass alone? Tess wins. Fatality!
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Sept 2, 2013 8:49:48 GMT -5
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Post by Harry The Arrow was Wrong! on Sept 2, 2013 9:49:11 GMT -5
I can't believe this is even a question. Brooke wins this by a country mile.
Also, it was worth bring in Tito just for his reaction alone in that pic above.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 9:51:53 GMT -5
Put (almost) anybody's behind in a pair of skin-tight "barely there" short-shorts pulled up a bit high and they can have the same appearance. Color me in the middle.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 10:44:25 GMT -5
AJ has that cute girl-next-door look about her. Superior to Tessmaster and her Amazonian appearance. That extends to their butts too. AJ's is small and practical. Tessmacher's looks too big. LOL I love the thought of a "practical" ass. It's intuitive, never breaks down, gets good gas mileage...wait.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 11:00:29 GMT -5
I have no idea why AJ's butt is so fascinating to so many people.
It's not nonexistent but compared to most women they've brought in from 2000 to now, it's really nothing to talk about.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Sept 3, 2013 16:58:01 GMT -5
They need to go head to head. And when I say that, I mean ass to ass.
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