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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Sept 5, 2013 18:47:23 GMT -5
Let's put this in the right thread. <_< >_>
Weeping softly into a tuba...
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by zeez on Sept 5, 2013 18:50:55 GMT -5
8. Brie Bella by mistake. This week, on Total Divas.... |
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Post by Dave the Dave on Sept 5, 2013 18:51:03 GMT -5
I don't know. I can't see him.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 5, 2013 18:54:10 GMT -5
Crying as his elbow lump became sentient and stole Nikki away from him
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2013 18:56:41 GMT -5
Making a killing gambling on pro and college football. Say what you will about Cena, but the man knows his odds.
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Post by edgestar on Sept 5, 2013 19:06:23 GMT -5
Taking a lesson from Nattie and planning his birthday week.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Now featuring half the brain that you do.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Sept 5, 2013 19:31:33 GMT -5
Laughing at how much money Big Show invested in Cena Corp.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2013 20:27:52 GMT -5
Learning a 6th move. *I'm new here so for anyone who doesn't know I am a huge Cena fan Nice post. Now get out. (kidding) |
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Post by I've got some bad news... on Sept 5, 2013 21:13:30 GMT -5
Buying John Cena shirts on WWE Shop.
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Post by "American Nightmare" B.B. Bart on Sept 5, 2013 21:57:49 GMT -5
- Counting down the days until Daniel Bryan calls him for the rescue against the Corporation.
- Cutting a billion more promos in Chinese.
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Sept 5, 2013 22:13:54 GMT -5
Visiting every last Make a Wish kid at least twice.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Sept 5, 2013 23:27:30 GMT -5
Prank-calling Dixie Carter...."Hey Dix (hehehe), it's John. Listen, my contract with Vince is expiring next week, and I wanna.....PSYCHE!!"
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 5, 2013 23:54:34 GMT -5
Sleeping on a pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful women
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Sept 5, 2013 23:58:35 GMT -5
Trying to re-enact that episode of Full House where Uncle Jesse had both his arms in a cast, but everyone just looks at him like he's an idiot and won't play Stephanie for him.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Sept 6, 2013 0:13:01 GMT -5
working on singing to replace Myles Kennedy with Slash, John is still a bit hurt when Myles gave him the evil eye with Alter Bridge when he showed up to confront Edge...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 7:50:17 GMT -5
Still playing SmackDown: Here Comes The Pain on the PS2 with Trademarc...because he's old-school like that.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 11:06:30 GMT -5
Eating a bologna, fudge, and mustard sandiwch
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You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Sept 6, 2013 11:10:52 GMT -5
Carpal Tunnel surgery
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 6, 2013 11:16:59 GMT -5
9. Sobbing on the phone with his ex-wife whenever TOTAL DIVAS comes on. 9.5. No one is on the phone with him, in fact, and he's naked in a tub with a toaster sitting on the very edge. that's... dark. -more time to do Make-a-wish visits -get 10 minutes of sleep instead of his usual 5 -finally beat Final Fantasy 7 |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2013 14:37:45 GMT -5
42. Digging a tunnel through the Earth so he can visit China.
43. Realizing that the coasters in his house are unsold copies of his rap CD.
44. Taking a sledgehammer he found in the garage and spending days on end making fun of HHH to a picnic table covered in Hello Kittys he has in the backyard.
45. Watching old episodes of GI Joe and wondering if THIS is the one where the bad guys win.
46. Playing with WWE action figures and constantly having Sin Cara *&^% everything up, all the while keeping the arm sling on him.
47. Spamming Bumpy Knuckles' email with random political and religious themed forwards that old ladies send each other.
48. Unscrewing and screwing back in all the light bulbs in his house.
49. Over-reacting way too much to paternity tests on MAURY.
50. Endless replaying that one scene in DEATH WISH where Jeff Goldblum yells the c-word, and slowly realizing he needs to dump ____ Bella and start dating Jeff Goldblum.
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