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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Sept 8, 2013 5:14:32 GMT -5
I think most of that free paycheck has gone to a doctor marijuana dealerIf Bourne came back and then immediately got his third Wellness violation, I would piss myself laughing. Same if Jeff Hardy ever goes back to WWE and is then immediately fired. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 8, 2013 5:25:08 GMT -5
I want to see a "David vs. Goliath" match between Evan Barn and The Big Shoe.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 8:55:41 GMT -5
I'm waiting for the inevitable heel turn where he blames fans for not writing tweeting him or calling texting him.
(Modern twist of an old classic.)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 12:20:00 GMT -5
I'm waiting for the inevitable heel turn where he blames fans for not writing tweeting him or calling texting him. (Modern twist of an old classic.) I can see the vignettes now. "I went into myself, I found a new darkness, I drank every day to get away from it all, I'm no longer Even Bourne, I'm Matt Cider. This is all your fault, WWE Universe[TM]!" In his return match he saunters out in a jolly fashion carrying a bottle of White Lightning, imitates the Triple H water spit with it, and then gets Brogue Kicked as soon as he steps in the ring. 1, 2, 3. Sheamus wins! He's released the next day. Hire me, WWE. |
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