Sam Punk
Hank Scorpio
Own Nothing, Be Happy
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Post by Sam Punk on Sept 11, 2013 7:43:07 GMT -5
The "She won't fake when you spank it" by Todd CLASS OF 1980 reunion Todd is such a big star that Jake Roberts, Ric Flair and Jimmy Snuka want to get a picture with him.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 11, 2013 7:47:43 GMT -5
Some entrepreneur would make big money creating Todd-Con. A week dedicated to all things Todd.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 11, 2013 8:03:35 GMT -5
I wasn't going to look at this thread at all, but then it said for the last message: "A Special Photo Op with Sunny by: fart". I got visions of Sunny blowing ass in someone's face while a photographer snapped away and I had to check it out. While I didn't get that, I was nonetheless not disappointed. Shelly Martinez is quoted as saying, "It's been done."
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Sept 11, 2013 8:33:27 GMT -5
I think we can all agree that Todd is humanities greatest gift to the universe. But I'm not seeing enough praise for Gus in this thread.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Sept 11, 2013 8:38:58 GMT -5
Thomas Jefferson didn't actually write The Declaration of Indepence. Todd did. And he thought it'd be cool to have it signed by his favorite colonial America political figures Todd let Jefferson take credit, Because Jefferson let him lay in bed with Sally Hemings.
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Post by Bootista on Sept 11, 2013 8:44:23 GMT -5
This may be the greatest thread in the history of our sport.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Sept 11, 2013 8:52:13 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2013 9:21:15 GMT -5
Wait a minute...the rumors must be true...Austin is coming back for one more match at Wrestlemania! Sunny spoiled it! It's not against Punk, or Rock, or Goldberg...it's against TODD!!
The immovable object and sexually irresistible force vs. The Texas Rattlesnake! A match of epic proportions!
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Sept 11, 2013 9:45:58 GMT -5
A comment from one of the readers: "I would totally take a prelim round of antibiotics, suit up and so jump in there with her."
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Surfer Sandman
Bubba Ho-Tep
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Sept 11, 2013 9:50:51 GMT -5
Some entrepreneur would be make big money creating Todd-Con. A week dedicated to all things Todd. Only people named Todd are allowed to go.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Sept 11, 2013 10:28:43 GMT -5
What you see..... What Billy Dee Williams sees.....
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 11, 2013 10:51:01 GMT -5
Goddamnit! I think I broke the like-button in this thread. The again, there is a lot of Todd to like.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
I'd change my avatar, but beardless Luke Harper is too funny.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Sept 11, 2013 11:02:50 GMT -5
Todd was the driver of the Hummer.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 11, 2013 11:07:05 GMT -5
Todd was the driver of the Hummer. Naw, Todd was the one getting a Hummer from the driver.
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Surfer Sandman
Bubba Ho-Tep
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Sept 11, 2013 11:19:04 GMT -5
Now, Todd can brag to his friends that he "touched" Sunny's boob.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Sept 11, 2013 11:19:46 GMT -5
Todd is the hands down closest living thing I have come across this year that is messianic in the flesh. I do not mean to break rules: I am just saying Todd is superhuman. He is the sexual genius. He dwarfs the likes of Hugh Hephner. Todd is king. Long live Todd, and that sort of lepracaun looking bearded dude beside him who looks half in the bag and half frightened. You guys, I think one of Todd's farts has actually GAINED SENTIENCE and is trying to start a cult to its creator.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Sept 11, 2013 11:20:34 GMT -5
Now, Todd can brag to his friends that he "touched" Sunny's boob. Now come on, just because he posed for a couple of pictures with her, that doesn't make him HER boob.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2013 11:25:01 GMT -5
What you see..... What Billy Dee Williams sees..... Both pictures look exactly the same.
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Sept 11, 2013 11:34:31 GMT -5
How long before Virgil starts offering to have your picture taken in bed with him? Well...
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salz4life
Grimlock
Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
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Post by salz4life on Sept 11, 2013 12:37:28 GMT -5
This thread is brilliant
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