Trish Stratus Announces She's Having A Boy At Baby Shower

[Lila]

trishstratus.com/news/index.php?news=1145

Congrats and future world champion on the way.

EDIT: Maximus?!? That is so greek of her to do.

[Sin Cara Tres]

Gluteus Maximus Stratus

[Cela]

MAXIMUS STRATUS FOR WWE CHAMP!

[Spiderf 4]

Sept 12, 2013 18:54:22 GMT -5 Lila said:

EDIT: Maximus?!? That is so greek of her to do.

Bravo!

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Sept 12, 2013 19:21:03 GMT -5 Cela said:

MAXIMUS STRATUS FOR WWE CHAMP!

He doesn't get there, just as he's about to Triple H's son or son in law takes him out. A few months later a popular masked wrestler debuts, son of Trips/son in law demands to know who he is, he takes his mask off, and says the followin

"My name is Maximus Stratus, commander of the Sons of Shield, general of the Next Evolution. Loyal employee of the true COO, Triple H. Tag partner of a screwed over friend, husband of a taken out Diva, and I will have my vengeance at this pay per view or the next."

[thelonewolf527]

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[CMWaters]

Max Stratus is almost a perfect wrestler name.

[Bootista]

I predict in 30-40 years he will be married to Aurora Levesque and they take over WWE

[xxshoyuweeniexx]

Sept 12, 2013 19:21:03 GMT -5 Cela said:

RONALD QUENTINSON FOR WWE CHAMP!

NXTized for you. Poor kid.

Still, congrats.

[CMWaters]

Sept 12, 2013 19:36:01 GMT -5 Bootista said:

I predict in 30-40 years he will be married to Aurora Levesque and they take over WWE

I dunno...he's closer to Vaughn's age.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

With a name like that, I'm expecting a mobile musclebound worker, like Chris Masters after he slimmed down.

[Lila]

Sept 12, 2013 19:37:56 GMT -5 CMWaters said:

Sept 12, 2013 19:36:01 GMT -5 Bootista said:

I predict in 30-40 years he will be married to Aurora Levesque and they take over WWE

I dunno...he's closer to Vaughn's age.

Damnit! HHH's daughters can be cougars! Look at who their grandfather is!

[fw91]

she's probably due any day now

[SEAN CARLESS]

In this lifetime or the next, he will have his revenge (and bottle).

[fart]

Must have felt particularly awesome to create the lil guy. Maybe he'll grow up to be an awesome musician like Nash's son.

[Kayfabe FAN don't want none]

Will one of Triple H's daughters force him to strip and purr like a cat in 25 years?
That's the question!

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Sept 13, 2013 6:24:52 GMT -5 Kayfabe FAN don't want none said:

Will one of Triple H's daughters force him to strip and purr like a cat in 25 years?
That's the question!

And while he sits there buck naked he'll scream into the mic:

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

[OzzyMandez]

That boy is going to grow up so confused for so many reasons.

[thelonewolf527]

For all the people saying "Maximus Stratus" his birth name will actually be Maximus Fisico

I'm not sure if that's better or worse

[Cry Baby]

Maximus Fisico. I just... The way I'm saying that in my head makes me think of the creepy greek guys I always used to meet on holidays.