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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2013 8:10:19 GMT -5
Paul Heyman will f*** him to death Al Wilson style. Then we'll have a televised memorial service where HHH falls asleep and says "Change the channel, Steph" and everyone has a good laugh.
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Abdullah
Hank Scorpio
Thank you, Ishmeal Loves Bayley!
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Post by Abdullah on Sept 17, 2013 11:36:09 GMT -5
........I expect ADR to have a Carlito-like career. When he leaves, it'll be on his terms because he's bored and tired. Carlito is one guy I can NEVER understand why WWE stuck with him. He put 0 effort in, was apparently an arse backstage... yet the WWE kept him? It's not like there was anything remotely good about him either. ADR at least has a good look, appeals to the latin market and is decent in the ring. Carlito had nothing, yet they pandered to his demands and didn't just can his worthless, lazy ass? He was only strongly pushed for the first two years of his career and hardly to an insane amount. Let's not veer into revisionist history. And honestly, if you figure that the guy eventually showed up to work high on pills, if you listen to interviews about his time in WWE, I'd say keeping him on the payroll was its own kind of punishment. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Sept 17, 2013 12:05:46 GMT -5
I can imagine a Self Destruction Of Alberto Del Rio DVD.
Or at least, I could do if he had ever been over.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 17, 2013 12:12:22 GMT -5
Whenever he leaves I'm sure he'll do it aggressively
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Post by Thunderbolt on Sept 17, 2013 12:13:48 GMT -5
What I WANT to see is Ricardo inherit all of Alberto's stuff(maybe win it from him in a something on a pole match) and take over the ADR gimmick, complete with a transformation into a rich sadist that beats his servants.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Sept 17, 2013 16:43:48 GMT -5
Nice young men in clean white uniforms force him into a straitjacket and drag him off while this song plays:
They're coming to take me away, haha, they're coming to take me away!
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Post by Young Game on Sept 17, 2013 16:58:32 GMT -5
Nice young men in clean white uniforms force him into a straitjacket and drag him off while this song plays: Del Rio: "What are you doing?! I am a millionaire! I AM AN ARISTOCRAT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!" Orderly: "Sure you are, Alberto. Sure you are." |
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Post by keepinitreal365 on Sept 17, 2013 20:00:32 GMT -5
He'll retire after he breaks the UnderTaker's WrestleMania streak and unifies the wwe and whc all in one night. Viva Del Rio haters.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Sept 17, 2013 20:29:24 GMT -5
we find out that his working visa has come to term and he's deported with Zeb Colter laughing in the background.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Sept 17, 2013 22:31:06 GMT -5
Alberto will know his time is up when Ricardo Rodiguez leads the crowd in an old school chant by Grandmaster Flash:
"Step, step, step, step, step off Because you got to get lost because you know you're soft, uh-huh
Step, step, step, step, step off Because you got to get lost because you know you're soft, uh-huh-huh!"
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Sept 17, 2013 22:35:36 GMT -5
Alberto will know his time is up when Ricardo Rodiguez leads the crowd in an old school chant by Grandmaster Flash: "Step, step, step, step, step off Because you got to get lost because you know you're soft, uh-huh Step, step, step, step, step off Because you got to get lost because you know you're soft, uh-huh-huh!" While we're on the subject, I realized recently that Melle Mel's opening line of that song has to be one of my all time favorites. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2013 22:43:31 GMT -5
Epiphanies come at the strangest times.
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suave
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"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Sept 17, 2013 23:18:43 GMT -5
Have him announce that he's leaving to run for the presidency of Mexico. Have random taped segments where he just talks about the Mexican economy, taxes, or whatever. Then he legit runs with his old cocky heel gimmick.
"I'm here to tell you about job creation. But you, you already knew that." *winks*
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Sept 17, 2013 23:48:50 GMT -5
we find out that his working visa has come to term and he's deported with Zeb Colter laughing in the background. I would mark so hard if this actually happened |
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Sept 17, 2013 23:50:07 GMT -5
He gets released.
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