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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 22:04:55 GMT -5
Finally, Heyman has filled the void in his heart from the break-up with Punk, and he and Ryback are together now. They make a sweet couple.
I wonder how good of a step-dad Ryback will be to Axel. He seems like he'd be a good father.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 16, 2013 22:08:39 GMT -5
Paul Heyman needs a Big Beautiful Man like Ryback in his life.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Sept 16, 2013 22:11:49 GMT -5
So, what does all this make Curtis Axel? Some loser who Paul hooked up with on the rebound when his relationship with Punk started falling apart, who he's only with in a futile attempt to spite Punk and who Paul really doesn't care for at all, whilst Axel is all the while completely oblivious to this?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 16, 2013 22:13:29 GMT -5
So, what does all this make Curtis Axel? Some loser who Paul hooked up with on the rebound when his relationship with Punk started falling apart, who he's only with in a futile attempt to spite Punk and who Paul really doesn't care for at all, whilst Axel is all the while completely oblivious to this? Axel is the "good friend" that Heyman had a brief fling with but now falls back on when he has nobody else to go. Curtis Axel is Elaine.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 22:13:39 GMT -5
So, what does all this make Curtis Axel? Some loser who Paul hooked up with on the rebound when his relationship with Punk started falling apart, who he's only with in a futile attempt to spite Punk and who Paul really doesn't care for at all, whilst Axel is all the while completely oblivious to this? Given Paul used the awful phrase "better than perfect" a lot, I'd imagine so. "I need no Punk, you're better than Perfect! My guy's better than perfect...whilst my Brock's away."
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Post by Raskovnik on Sept 16, 2013 22:15:12 GMT -5
I guess that theory about the "BIG GUYS BIG TRAPS" on Ryback's singlet referring to his sexual preferences really is true.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 22:18:07 GMT -5
It's like How Stella Got Her Groove Back, but with a 50 year old Jewish man in a wheelchair.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 22:19:46 GMT -5
So, what does all this make Curtis Axel? Some loser who Paul hooked up with on the rebound when his relationship with Punk started falling apart, who he's only with in a futile attempt to spite Punk and who Paul really doesn't care for at all, whilst Axel is all the while completely oblivious to this? Axel is the "good friend" that Heyman had a brief fling with but now falls back on when he has nobody else to go. Curtis Axel is Elaine. His weird rip his non-existent shirt off taunt is slightly remniscent of Elaine's thumb-oriented dancing.
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Post by Lila on Sept 16, 2013 22:20:52 GMT -5
All I care to know is who's the bottom and the top?
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Post by The Heenan Family on Sept 16, 2013 22:21:36 GMT -5
It's time for the Vito dress.
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Post by Sparkybob on Sept 16, 2013 22:23:44 GMT -5
This feud is surpassing levels of homoeroticness that the wwe hasn't seen since the days of Miz/Cena.
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Post by Perd on Sept 16, 2013 22:37:36 GMT -5
Heyman is the Lou Pearlman of WWE. Always surrounding himself with athletic young men. Axel being LFO, of course.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 16, 2013 22:38:51 GMT -5
Next WWE Film, Ryback Mountain.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Sept 16, 2013 22:49:02 GMT -5
Lesnar's mom, has got it goin on, he's all I want and I've waited for so long, Axel can't you see, you're just not the guy for me, I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Lesnar's mom
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Sept 16, 2013 22:52:26 GMT -5
Heyman should lick softly Ryback's bald head top after every win or promo.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 23:12:32 GMT -5
This feud is surpassing levels of homoeroticness that the wwe hasn't seen since the days of Miz/Cena. What, no love for Rock / Cena?
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Post by Raskovnik on Sept 16, 2013 23:16:03 GMT -5
This feud is surpassing levels of homoeroticness that the wwe hasn't seen since the days of Miz/Cena. What, no love for Rock / Cena? Pearl necklaces for everyone.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 23:17:12 GMT -5
What, no love for Rock / Cena? Pearl necklaces for everyone. In honor of both that storyline and Raw's location tonight, Heyman is presently giving Ryback a Cleveland Steamer.
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Post by Mista T on Sept 16, 2013 23:21:01 GMT -5
We all knew Curtis Axel wasn't hittin it right
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Post by rybackrulez on Sept 16, 2013 23:53:35 GMT -5
When he walked heyman out on his shoulders handcuffed we all assumed butt sex.
The sexual tension was high
Serious gay characters
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